Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 Page #2

are positive.

Only those who don't understand

witchcraft would be afraid of them.

And remember, fear...

is the forerunner of failure.

OK.

What's the story with this tree?

What tree?

Look behind you.

(Jeff) Where the f***

did this come from?

This was never here before.

Nice try, dude.

What does that mean?

Maybe you should drop the tree bit

from your next tour.

No, no, I'm not making this up.

- I need a beer.

- Me, too.

Hey, geniuses, explain to me

why a house built in 1826

was built around a tree.

This would have been sticking

straight through the living room.

Jeff, nobody's scared.

(Screaming)

(Erica) Evil intent in the ground,

may a release soon be found.

In peace, release the energy

that be from my magic.

Are you casting

some kind of evil spell?

Widdershins - Reversing the evil.

The first law of wicca

is 'Harm none'.

Cos whatever you do

is going to come back threefold.

The karma's a b*tch.

- What are you really doing?

- Communing with Elly Kedward.

The Blair Witch? I thought you

embraced nature, not evil.

You don't understand.

Elly... was a good witch.

She was an earth child, like me.

She's gonna be my mentor.

- You've spoken with her?

- Not yet...

but I will.

That's why I'm here.

To shed my mortal coil...

and commune with Elly.

(Tristen) Have you ever seen

her picture?

I don't think there are any.

Stephen and I found one.

Check it out.

We think it was drawn

before they banished her from Blair.

Banished, my ass.

They dragged her into the woods

in the middle of winter,

and tied her

to a f***ing tree to die.

You make her sound helpless. Can't

witches summon powerful energy?

We can...

but we still have to eat, sh*t,

and die like the rest of you.

We just look good doing it.

Why do you need all these cameras?

I'm personally hoping for

an Elly Kedward sighting.

I've got a big beta

for a quality master.

I got a night vision, an infrared,

a cute little mini dv,

handhelds for everyone...

and this baby can even do

frame-a-second time lapse.

If anything comes in for a visit,

we're gonna catch it.

May I have permission

to take this leaf?

Thank you.

(Erica) Evil intent in the ground,

may your release soon be found.

And peace release the energy

that be from my magic.

So mote it be.

Evil intent in the ground,

may your release soon be found.

And peace release the energy

that be from my magic.

So mote it be.

OK, wait... How many Heather Donahues

does it take

to screw in a light bulb?

- How many?

- Just one!

- (Laughter)

- Just one of them!

Do you know

what I could never figure out?

- What's that?

- Blair Witch Project, OK?

Two guys and a girl, sleeping

in the same tent night after night,

and no sex?

- It makes no sense.

- You're so right.

I mean, they were scared

out of their minds,

and the greatest stress reliever

right at their fingertips...

and nothing.

I'm a little stressed.

Try some more weed.

OK.

The Bermuda Triangle.

It's a place in the world

that's been created by hysteria,

by people's own psychology,

by their own ideas of the place.

We were already

a persecuted minority.

This whole Blair Witch thing

set us back 300 years.

We're back in the burning times.

It f***ed up our image.

Erica, people fear what they don't

understand. You must realise that.

No sh*t. People think that I drink

blood, that I sacrifice children -

that I worship the devil

just because I'm a wiccan.

Where I come from, people think

because I dress in black,

I'm some kind of sick killer

or something.

I don't even believe in the devil.

OK?

That's a Christian concept.

I believe in nature.

I hate nature.

Myth, for me... right?

.. is just myth.

It's not history, it's not metaphor

and it's definitely not the truth...

Stephen, stories like this happen

because they exist

in a place of truth

because there's historical evidence,

there's fact.

That's what you don't understand.

(Jeff) I want to make a film.

Wicca... A Way Of Life.

- Nice.

- Yeah.

Wait, wait... Check this out.

Look at everyone.

Everyone is obsessed

with the Blair Witch

for their own reasons, including us.

Goth... A Way Of Life.

A documentary on you.

All real, all video.

Video never lies, Kim.

Film does, though.

Everyone wants to see something.

I'm telling you,

hysteria and delusions,

they breed in situations like this.

Why are you applying rational thought

to mythology?

Because if people believe something

enough, isn't it real?

Perception is reality.

You're not listening to me.

Babe, I know what you're saying,

I just think it's bullshit.

I think you're being

a monomaniacal reductionist.

(Eerie shrieking)

What the hell was that?

I heard that, too.

Burkittsville's funniest home videos!

You scared the sh*t out of me, man!

It answered every single one

of your wet dreams.

What are you guys doing here?

We've got a tour group,

the Blair Witch Walk.

- What's your excuse?

- Tour group, the Blair Witch-Hunt.

You're supposed to look out for stuff

like this. This is so not happening!

We have jurisdiction.

We have permits.

Yeah? From Cravens? Let me see 'em.

- They're in the car.

- Bullshit!

Let's put it this way, one of us

is staying - it's us or you,

and it looks like us, b*tch!

It's gonna come back at you

threefold.

- What?

- In the wiccan...

Shut up!

Your balls will fall off

in three days.

Yo, guys, guys,

I think I can settle this.

Just give us till dawn,

then we're out of here.

We're cold, we're tired...

and we're a little shook up.

We saw something

up at Coffin Rock today.

Yeah... Yeah, up at Coffin Rock.

It scared the sh*t out of us.

Guys, stop talking about it,

because I'm gonna freak.

I just want to go home.

Can we see this thing...

- Coffin Rock?

- Blair Witch? Go to Coffin Rock.

It's your money, Greta.

Next time,

take the Blair Witch Walk.

Next time, take the Blair Witch-Hunt.

Here's my card. Call. I'm on the web.

(Giggling)

They were never seen again.

Their footage

was found a year later...

underexposed, and useless.

I don't trust that these a**holes

aren't coming back.

They're going to be pissed

that we took the foundation.

I don't think it's anything

to worry about.

Besides...

we're gonna be up all night, baby!

(Howling)

Giddy-up!

We'll just keep our eyes open.

They're not coming back.

Why do you think that?

I just do.

(Kim) I'll be back in a minute.

Up all night!

How do your parents feel...

about having a witch for a daughter?

My father is an Episcopal minister,

in a one-church-town

back in Munnsville, Illinois.

Yeah.

That's a bummer.

How many beers is that for you?

I'm serious!

You're drinking like a fish.

I just think you should

take care of yourself.

Jesus! We've already gone

through this once today already.

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