Boone: The Bounty Hunter Page #5

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you and that boy out alive.

Then just Miguel.

You and your friends

should have never come.

My friends aren't

a part of this.

They didn't do anything

wrong except trust me.

I should have trusted them.

So, you're attacking

Davenport all alone.

If I have to, yeah.

I wanna do something right.

Cole Davenport running

this town is about

as wrong as-as that

spelling of liquor.

It just ain't right.

Wait.

For 13 years,

I've been telling myself

the best way to stay alive

is to do nothin'.

How many have we watched

suffer and die

so that we can tell ourselves

that this is living?

I'm with ya.

Us, too.

Yeah, somebody's gotta

watch your back.

Well, bounty hunter, you got us.

What do you want us to do?

Let's just hope turd junior

is where I left him.

Oh, yes, bubbles...

Bubbles, bubbles, bubble.

Hey, hey, hey!

It's me, Ryan Davenport!

Let me out!

I'll give you $10,000

if you just let me out!

That's like a billion pesos!

Ten thou?

I got leather pants

that cost more than that.

Sh*t!

The Van has entered

the site perimeter.

Grab the kid.

You stink so bad.

Hilarious.

Enjoy your last

few minutes of life.

Let the kid go.

As soon as he clears

the horizon,

you can have back Ryan.

I like the boy.

I don't think so.

The only way you're

gettin' your son back

is if you let the kid go.

I don't want him back.

What?

Well, that plan

didn't last long.

- What do you wanna do?

- Phase two.

Walker and his guys

aren't in position yet.

Improvise.

Okay, just give me 30 seconds.

Dad, come on.

Dad, shoot him!

You're bluffing.

You don't get it, jungle boy.

None of you, including my son,

will ever go back

to the United States.

They're all yours.

Have fun with it.

Come on.

What is that?

There.

What is that?

Move, move!

Now, now!

All right, you better

get outta the way!

Run!

He's on the side

of the main building.

You good?

Mm-hmm.

Boom, there it is.

Come on, folks.

Move, move, move,

let's go!

Boone, we got your back, man.

Get the kid.

Denny, a little help?

All right, I'm on their network.

Security feed is coming on now.

Denny, did Davenport

get these guys

on Craig's list?

And there we go.

I got ya.

Boone, duck!

Ahh!

Where to?

Stand by.

There you are.

They're heading up.

Davenport's got Miguel

in the stairway.

What now?

Down this hallway.

To your right.

You should never pull

a knife in a Boone fight.

Boone, get Miguel.

You can't take her yourself.

We've met.

She's not that good.

Damn, I wish I could watch this.

You ready?

To the roof.

They're going to the helipad.

Boone, turn left here.

All right. Now, at

the end of the hallway,

there's gonna be a packing room.

Go through it.

Find the stairway.

Go all the way up.

Copy that.

I don't have time for this.

Hey!

Dad, wait!

Wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait!

It's me.

Wait, dad!

Dad.

Dad! Dad?

Get over here!

Boone, Miguel got away,

but now Ryan's after him.

They're heading your way.

Boone, hurry!

Denny, you're gonna

have to send someone else

to get Miguel.

There is no one else.

I'm sorry, Denny.

I should have

listened to Jackson.

Hold on, Boone!

Help's comin'.

Okay, I'll read

to you next time.

I promise.

Get some sleep.

Denny.

D-Denny?

Jackson, turn on your computer!

Boone needs you!

Hold on. Hold on.

Slow-slow down.

Now, wait. What?

Denny? I think someone's

trying to get in the Van.

Denny?

Oh, man.

Boone?

You alive?

Jackson?

Are you okay?

You were right, man.

I'm sorry.

We're all good, bro.

I just need you to listen to me.

Get ready to scoot to the left

and take out this big guy

that's coming to you, right now.

In two, one...

Now, Boone, now!

Yes!

Get the hell outta there!

Why are you slowing down?

- Run!

- Where?

Away.

Turn this son of a b*tch around.

Those guys are trained fighters.

You can't fight them

straight up.

You gotta Boone them.

Towards the 3 o'clock.

Go!

Pick these guys apart, man.

Do some of that flippy stuff

you do, man.

Behind you.

Here comes milli.

Sack him.

Drop kick.

Yeah, that's it!

That's it.

You got it.

Find a way to

get him off his feet.

To your right!

Got it.

Kick the barrel.

Remember that time you

Boone'd carrot top?

Same move!

Hit it, now.

Yeah!

He's hurt, man.

He's hurt bad.

No!

One down, one to go.

Oh, damn. Get out.

Get out.

Get the hell outta there.

Time to die, you bastards.

Come around.

Helicopter.

No.

I knew you had this.

Good job, Boone.

Thanks, bro.

Bring everyone home.

Hell yeah.

One, two, three.

Holy crap.

Get back here!

It's over, Ryan!

Ryan, don't.

Let him go.

It's the only way

you're gonna get

outta here alive.

Good show,

Boone the bounty hunter,

but this episode will

not have a happy ending!

That's too bad.

I was really hoping this

could be a Boone special.

Senor Davenport,

you got Boone'd!

Nice work, deputy.

A-team is right here.

Solid!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

You all right, bro?

Yeah, how's your leg?

All right, there, man.

Hey, I-i hope

you guys don't mind,

but when I was tapping into

the security cameras,

I, uh...

I hit record.

It's an all new season

of "Boone

the bounty hunter."

You just got Boone'd.

America, you're welcome.

Starring Denny.

Bad things are happening.

Boone, duck!

Kat.

Incoming.

Jackson.

Yeah!

And Boone.

Bad guys always run.

You can't take her yourself.

We've met.

She's not that good.

It's real action.

Boone cam.

I knew you had this.

Couldn't do it without my team.

They're putting bad guys

in traction, again.

"Boone the bounty hunter,"

an all new season this fall.

Oh, there you are.

We are all set.

With Davenport

out of the picture,

the territory is wide open.

I just made you a very rich man.

When can you move in?

Here we go.

Shooting now.

Ready and action.

Boone time!

Whoo!

Run, you goober.

Kevin Sorbo,

you just got booned.

It's a lot better

than being boned.

Pardon us, ma'am.

At least, well,

at least, you-you know,

being a fashion diva pays off.

Yes. Booned by ya...

How do you say that sh...

Boone voyage.

Just a parking ticket!

Get off me.

You want some excitement?

Three, two, one, action.

Perfect timing.

Boone. Boone.

Boone. Boone. Boone.

Boone. Boone.

Boone. Boone. Boone.

Boone.

Ooh, yeah.

Cut!

Cut, cut, cut.

Camera cut.

Cut.

Welcome to Boone county,

population you.

Kick him in the nuts!

In the nuts!

Oh.

Dude, you good?

Back to one.

And reset and rolling.

Give me the gun.

Where is the glass?

Huh? Okay.

You don't mess with me!

There you go.

Three.

And drink your milk

and eat your veggies.

Keep 'em separate, though.

You don't make friends

if you smell like farts.

Never pet a porcupine in

the wrong direction.

Don't wear the same clothes

more than three days in a row.

You wanna get a Jimmy hat.

Don't ride a motorcycle

with your mouth open.

Don't do drugs.

Hold on. Hold on.

Haven't you had enough?

No.

And you wanna know why?

'Cause I don't start

fights I can't lose.

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