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much better...
...but this I watch for three hours,
do not change.
There's a remote controI here.
Push these two arrows
to change the channeI.
I got him, I got him, I got him!
I have the urge to
bury something else.
Yes!
- I love you.
- Oh, I love you too, Jamie.
I love you.
- Do you believe in magic, Miss-?
- Parker, C.J.
It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J.
Be carefuI! Be carefuI, C.J.!
This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman
I had ever seen.
She had golden hairs,
teeth as white as pearls...
...and the a**hole of a 7-year-old.
For the first time in my lifes...
...I was in love.
Get up! Get up!
Why aren't you ready!
We have people to interview today.
I understand.
Learn what you can from
this women's group.
My hair?
It's beautifuI. Don't worry.
In Kazakhstan it is illegaI for more than
five woman to be in the same place...
...except for in brotheI or in grave.
In the U.S. and A., many womens meet
I find more.
"VETERAN FEMINISTS OF AMERICA"
So, what means this feminism?
It's the theory that women
should be equaI to men...
...in matters economic, sociaI-
- Now you are laughing.
- Yes.
That is the problem.
Do you think a woman
should be educate?
Definitely.
But is it not a problem that a woman
have a smaller brain than a man?
That is wrong.
But the government scientist,
Dr. Yamak,prove it's the size of squirreI.
Your government's scientist?
- Yes, Dr. Yamak.
- He's wrong. He's wrong.
Give me a smile, baby.
Why angry face?
Well, what you're saying
is very demeaning.
- Do you know the word "demeaning"?
- No.
We are saying to you...
I could not concentrate on what
this old man was saying.
All I could think about was this
lovely woman in her red water-panties.
Who was this C.J.?
Last night I see in my hoteI room...
on the television.
- Do you know her?
- No.
She from a town
called Baywatches.
- She's just on television.
- Her name is Pamela.
- Do she live here in New York City?
- She lives in California.
- In the California.
- He's gonna look her up.
Okay, can we finish now?
Listen, pussycat, smile a bit.
- All right. That's it. I'm done.
- We're finished. We have to leave.
Although I was obsessed by this C.J.,
...or else my wife
would snap off my cock.
Mr. Sagdiyev?
- Yes?
- I have a telegram for you.
- You can read?
- Yes, I can.
"Dear Borat Sagdiyev...
...your wife, Oxna...
...was walking your retarded Bilo
in the woods...
...when a bear attacked
She is now dead. "
You say my wife is dead?
This is what it's...
Yes, sir. I'm sorry to inform you,
but that's what the telegram says.
High five! Great!
What do you mean, California?
I have arranged all our filming
for New York.
But we need to leave New York
to find the reaI America:
Rodeos, cowboys...
It will be better for our documentary.
But why California?
What's there?
PearI Harbor is there...
And so is Texas.
Eventually, I persuade Azamat
that we would travel to California...
...and make our reportings
along the way.
He insists we not fly in case the Jews
repeated their attack of 9-11.
Okay, I'll find another way
for us to get there.
My name is Mike.
I'm gonna be your driving instructor.
"MICHAEL PSENICSKA,Perry Hall Driving SchooI"
Welcome to our country, okay.
- My name Borat.
- Okay, okay. Good, good.
Well, I'm not used to that,
but that's fine.
Now, you do know
- Yes.
- Yes. Put it in D.
- What?
- Drive.
Now, wait a second. Wait a second.
- Have you driven a car before?
- Yes, many times.
All right, let's go this way.
I don't want you hitting anybody.
Use two hands, now.
- What?
- Two hands.
But then it look like I am holding
a Gypsy while he eat my chram.
I don't care. You use two hands
when you drive, okay?
Okay.
- Okay.
- Watch the children.
Okay, no problem.
You must not hit the children.
Look, there is a woman in a car.
Can we follow her?
- And maybe make sexy-time with her?
- No, no, no.
- Let's get her. Why not?
- No, no, no.
Because a woman has a right
to choose who she has sex with.
- What? You joke?
- How about that? Isn't that amazing?
There must be consent.
How about that?
That's good, huh?
- Is not good for me.
- It is good.
- Steer the car.
- Okay.
- You want have a drink?
- You can't drink that.
- Why not? What?
- It's against the law.
Who is this car that follow us?
I wish it didn't follow us.
- I don't know.
- Maybe we'll lose them.
No, we better not lose them.
Hey, don't look at me.
Eat my tits!
We'll make a right turn up here.
Don't look at me like that.
I will eat your sh*t.
- Hey, you f*** my mother!
- Hey, hey.
- No, he do before. He look on me.
- You can't do that.
They're gonna throw us in jaiI,
me with you.
Why in a jaiI? He look on me.
- Behind.
- You can't say that.
I like you, do you like me?
- I do like you.
- You are my friend?
You're nice and I am your friend.
You will be my boyfriend?
- I won't be your boyfriend.
- Why not? You do not like me?
I could be. It depends.
Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can.
Great success.
Now time to make purchase
of motorcars.
I want to have a car that attract
a woman with a shave down below.
Well, that would be a Corvette
or a Hummer.
JIM SELL GM Salesman Well, that
would be a Corvette or a Hummer.
JIM SELL:
GM Salesman
try to help you out here.
We will try to help you out here.
A man yesterday tell me
if I buy a car...
...I must buy one
with a p*ssy magnet.
He means a car that women will like.
Yes, but where you keep
this magnet?
No, there's no magnet. That was just-
He means the vehicle.
Women love the Hummers.
- Do this have a p*ssy magnet?
- No.
The vehicle itself will be a magnet.
If I give you good price,
will you please put in p*ssy magnet?
Yeah, but there's no such thing
in this country as a magnet.
If this car drive into
a group of Gypsy...
...will there be any damage to the car?
- It depends on how hard you hit them.
- Hard.
Yeah, hard. You might...
...if somebody rolls on the windshield,
crack your windshield.
How fast do I need to go
to guarantee I kill him?
Let me tell you something,
with this vehicle, probably doing 35...
- ... 40 miles an hour would do it.
- Great.
When I buy my wife...
...at the start,she was cook good..
...her vagina work well
and she strong on plow.
when she was 15...
...then she become weak, her voice
become deep, "Borat, Borat. "
She receive hair on chest...
...and her vagina
hang like sleeve of wizard.
How do I know that
this will not happen with a car?
Chevrolet guarantees that
with a warranty.
I like very much buy this Hummers.
- How much is it?
- Fifty-two thousand.
I am looking for something between
$600 to $650.
We don't have any cars for 650
that you can buy.
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