Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Page #3

I might be able to sell you

a wholesale car.

A car with a lot of miles for 700

with no warranty.

- Okay.

- Come on.

California, I coming!

First stops on our journey

was Washington, D. C...

...home of mighty U.S. warlord,

Premier Bush.

Look who has an embassy here!

Uzbekistan. F*** you, motherfuckers!

Look who has an embassy here!

Uzbekistan.

F*** you, motherfuckers!

We arrive here to learn

from American politic.

Azamat arrange interview

with Party official from ruling regime.

BOB BARR Former Georgia Congressman Azamat arrange

interview with Party official from ruling regime.

- We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes?

- I hope so. "BOB BARR,Former Georgia Congressman"

It is a custom have cheese

at the start.

Thank you.

My wife, she make this cheese.

Very nice.

She make it from milk from her tit.

After interview, I encounters

traditional American street festival.

GAY PRIDE PARADE

People here were much more friendly

than in New York.

Next morning, I interview politician

who is a genuine chocolate-face.

No makeup.

On Sunday,

I arrive in Washington.

"ALAN KEYES,2x Republican PresidentiaI Candidate"

On Sunday,I arrive in Washington.

There was a parade.

I make two friends

from this parade.

I invite them back

my hoteI room.

We drink like normal

in Kazakhstan.

We wrestle like normal

in Kazakhstan.

Then they say,"I wash you in a shower,"

and he wash me in a shower.

It sounds like

you met somebody who is from...

...what is called in America,

the gay community.

- What it mean, "gay," this word?

- HomosexuaI.

A homosexuaI? You mean...?

Are you telling me the man who try

to put a rubber fist in my anus...

...was a homosexuaI?

Even though my anus was broken...

...I knew that rest of our journey

would be great success.

We left Washington

and continued towards California.

Howdy, partners!

Yes, minister, we're on schedule.

Yes, I'm standing in

the middle of Times Square.

It's time to prepare for your

TV appearance.

Remember to talk of singing

nationaI anthem at rodeo.

Don't worry, I am a Tv professionaI.

Now, building our station around you.

This is 16 WAPT News This Morning...

...named best newscast in the state

by the Associated Press.

This morning we have

a speciaI guest here in the studio.

This is Borhat Sagadiyev.

He is traveling across America to get

the taste of life here in the United States.

He spent the last few days here.

- Good morning to you.

- Hello, my name Borat. Hello.

Hello. Thank you.

Before we start, can you tell me,

because I want make urines...

...then I come back here and...

If you tell me

one minute before we start-

We started. We are actually live

on the air right now.

- I am very excite.

- Yes.

Hello, U.S. and A.! Hello, U.S. and A.!

I'm very excite!

I'm very excite to be here.

And hello!

Hello to you as well.

Now, reaI quickly, why are you here

in the United States?

Because I want to learn

from U.S. and A...

...your culture, and to understand

from how a thing happen...

...and to take this lesson

back to my country.

- All right. Would you like to have a seat?

- Yes.

Please sit, please sit, please sit.

Now, one of the things

that you've enjoyed so much about-

Can I have a microphone

so people can hear me?

They can hear you right now.

You are miked up.

This right here,

that's the microphone.

Hello. Hello, nice meet you.

Well, welcome to the United States.

Thank you very much for coming on.

When you come to Kazakhstan...

- ... you can stay in my house.

- Well, thank you so much.

You can sleep my house

and you can use my sister.

Meteorologist Ken Johnson

will have the latest...

...on tropicaI storm Emily

when we return.

Ten seconds, stand by.

This is 16 WAPT News This Morning.

Traffic is flowing along smoothly

along Interstate 55.

Dry conditions.

If you're heading to the north...

...not too far away from Attala County,

there's some showers there.

Check that out on

the radar this morning and-

Thank you, very nice for have me.

What your name?

We're on air right now

doing the weather.

- What your name?

- We're doing the weather right now.

Go over here with Adrian.

She's calling you to go over here.

- It is a she?

- Yes.

- Very nice.

- Yeah, go. Go-

- Go over here with-

- What is your name?

I'm the weather guy.

Okay...

Let's go over to the weather.

You can see the radar, right now...

...showing some showers

and storms up to the north-

Okay. All right, let me-

Nice to meet you.

Showers and storms north of

Yazoo City up towards Kosciusko-

Thank you, bye-bye.

You're singing at a rodeo tonight!

Why didn't you mention it?

What can I do, they are not

professionaI.

Get a move on, we have

We welcome you to the 38th annual

Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo.

Of course, every picture

that we get back...

...from the terrorists or anything else,

the Muslims, they look like you...

- ... black hair and a black mustache.

- Yes.

Shave that dadgummed mustache off

so you're not so conspicuous.

So you look like maybe an Italian

or something...

...as far as when people

looking at you.

I see a lot of people and I think,

"There's a dadgummed Muslim.

I wonder what kind of bomb

he's got strapped to him. "

- Yes.

- And you probably aren't a Muslim.

- Maybe that's not your religion.

- No, I am a Kazakh. I follow the hawk.

But you look like one of them.

This thing gets over with

and when we win it...

...and kick the butts over there...

...and all of them son-of-a-bucks

hanging from the gallows...

...by that time,

you will have proven yourself...

...and you'll be accepted.

- Take care.

- Thank you.

- I ain't gonna kiss you.

- Why not?

The people that do the kissing

are the ones that float around like that.

- Are they all...?

- Yeah. Stay away from them that kiss.

- Okay.

- You don't want nobody kissing.

In my country they take them to jaiI

and finish them.

- Take them and hang them.

- Yes.

- That's what we're trying to get done.

- High five.

Ladies and gentlemen

of Salem, Virginia...

...would you please give a warm,

American welcome...

...to a gentleman who has come

all the way from Kazakhstan...

...and we are honored

to have singing our nationaI anthem.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Borat Sagdiyev.

My name Borat.

I come from Kazakhstan.

Can I say first,

we support your war of terror.

May we show our support

to our boys in Iraq.

May U.S. and A.

kill every single terrorist.

May your George Bush

drink the blood...

...of every single man, woman

and child of Iraq.

Yeah!

May you destroy their country

so that for the next thousand years...

...not even a single lizard

will survive in their desert.

To show our friendship...

...I now will sing

our Kazakh nationaI anthem...

...to the tune of

your nationaI anthem.

Please stand.

We nearly died last night.

This journey is cursed.

We should have stayed in New York.

I was sad.

The rodeo peoples

did not like me.

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