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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Page #4
What if Pamela did
not like me too?
We needed something
to change our fortunes.
Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village.
Let us extract some of their tears
so we can remove the curse.
Do not fear me, Gypsy,
all I want from you is your tears.
Please give them to me
or I will take them.
I'm not a Gypsy.
I'm a Midwestern farmer's daughter.
Americana.
You have many treasures.
Who did you rob for this?
We didn't rob them.
They came from the house.
I will look in your treasures, Gypsy.
Is this understood?
I will look on them.
Please do.
Who is this lady you have shrunk?
Was she the owner of this house
that you camp in front of?
There's a couple more child's dolls.
Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy.
I serious.
- These are your spells?
- No.
There's a good one,
The Millionaire Mindset.
There you go.
- Baywatch.
- Baywatch?
It means she love me.
Azamat!
Azamat, great success!
I've got the tears.
Onwards to California!
Let's go.
What's that you've got there?
It's nothing. Don't worry about it.
I don't know, this map is from 1917.
Where the hell are we?
Hey, stop that goddamn van!
Hey, baby, wanna go out?
Wanna go out, honey?
I'm going to stop and ask.
No, no, no, keep going. Keep going.
I need the direction
to California, please.
- To California?
- You a long way from home.
Who you with, man?
Who you with, who you with?
I traveI with my friend, Azamat Bagatov.
You can't be talking all that.
You gotta be talking English right here.
You look like MichaeI Jackson, "Beat It. "
Man, you better-
I like you peoples.
Can you teach me how to dress?
How can I be like you?
You need to let them jeans down.
Pull them down?
Don't pull them down like-
- Like a ho?
- No, no, no.
- Like a this?
- Yeah.
But don't show
your Huggies though, man.
What the hell? Is that fishnet?
No, no, no, these are my antipants.
- What kind of music you listen to?
- I like very much Corky Bucek.
You know Corky Bucek?
Can you teach me speak like you?
What you trying to say?
- How you say, "How do you do?"
- What's up with it?
- What's that with it?
- Yeah.
Pull over and let's see
if we can stay here.
What's up with it, vanilla-face?
Me and my homey, Azamat,
just parked our slab outside.
Please.
We are looking for somewhere to
post up our black asses for the night.
So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga.
We just a couple of pimps, no ho's.
- Sir, you gotta leave.
- Okay.
Leave now or we're gonna call the cops
and we'll have you taken out.
We can't stay here,
they are 'player haters. '
- Hi. Hello.
- You have a room for tonight?
Oh, yes. Yes, definitely.
- Come on in.
- Great.
Your friend also.
A beautifuI house, this.
All the paintings
in the house, I did.
What is this man?
This is a Yemenite Jew and
he's working on a piece of jewelry.
They, Yemenites,
were also jewelers.
Why you have a picture of a Jew?
Because I'm Jewish, so I
have lots of pictures of Jews.
This is the room and...
- Do you need two pillows?
- Yes.
Great. Thank you. Lovely place.
They're Jews.
I know that now.
They'll kill us.
We need to escape.
- Wait, wait.
- Okay.
Hello.
- How are you?
- Great.
This is a speciaI sandwich for you.
I not so hungry.
He can eat this.
He fat.
No, no.
- You gonna eat, because-
- Take a half.
- Take a half and then you'll see.
- Take a half.
Yeah. I not so hungry.
You eat a little bit.
Go ahead and eat something
because you're hungry.
Yes.
I don't want to see you go hungry.
What is this picture over here?
Okay...
It is 3 in the morning.
I am in a nest of Jews.
They have cleverly shifted
their shapes.
One of them has taken the form
of a little old woman.
You can barely see her horns.
She have tried to
poison me already.
These rats are very clever.
Look, the Jews have
shifted their shapes.
OK, OK. How much shall
I give them?
I don't know...
More. Give them more.
Go. Go.
Let's go back to New York,
at least there's no Jews there.
Calm down.
We'll keep heading to California.
Why California?
What's so speciaI about California?
We are going to California!
And get killed on the way?!
Relax, Azamat!
I will get us protection.
What is the best gun
to defend from a Jew?
I would recommend
either a 9 millimeter or a. 45.
Very nice.
It like I movie star, Dirty Harold.
- Yes, sir.
- Come on and make my day, Jew.
But he would not sell me gun
since I not American.
So I look for other protection.
MUNCH RANCH:
Exotic AnimaI Dealer
- What type of dog is this?
- This is a tortoise.
Is this a cat in a hat?
No, it's a tortoise in a shell.
Yes.
I need animaI for protection.
What you have for me?
We're safe.
Now we continue to California.
High five!
Great! Nice.
Switch it off.
It so annoying!
Ice cream!
Happy times. We were safe
and well on our way to Pamela.
It was time to get back to work.
Kazakhstan needs to learn
about American fine dining.
First, a lady will
teach you southern manners.
How long have I got?
An hour. Then you have
dinner date with high society.
Hello and nice meet you.
"KATHIE B.MARTIN-Etiquette Coach"
Hello, it's so nice to meet you.
Welcome to America.
how to dine like gentleman?
Of course, I'll be happy to.
when I make entry?
"THE MAGNOLIA MANSION-Dining Society"
Yes, it is.
- Let me introduce you around.
- Yes.
- You're gonna have to-
- I'm Mike. Mike Jared.
Hello, I'm Bethany Weston.
- Lovely to see you.
- Nice.
- How you do?
- How do you do? My name's Ben.
Should I pay interest in peoples
around the table-sides?
Yes.
And, if it is a big table,
a very long table...
...you might want to restrict
your conversation...
- Yes.
- ... to people right in your vicinity.
- Very nice.
- So you are not yelling.
What do you do?
- I'm the pastor of a church.
- Yes.
- What do you do?
- I have spent years in construction.
I'm recently retired.
- You are retard?
- Yes.
PhysicaI or mentaI?
- Retired.
- No, no, not retarded.
- I don't work anymore.
- Stopped working.
It's very good you allow retard...
...to eat with you in the same place.
That's not what we're saying
about this man.
He is not what
- No.
- No, no. Not at all.
Do you have a telephone
in this village?
Of course.
Should I show photos of my family?
You have photos of your family?
WonderfuI.
This my favorite son, Huey Lewis.
- Okay.
- Yes.
- He looks happy.
- Yes.
He very strong.
- My goodness, is that him holding you?
- Yes. Very strong.
He grow three centimeter.
He now 17 centimeter long.
I'm not sure I would show these
photos of him without clothes on.
Should I pay compliments
to the peoples?
Yes, but only if you truly agree
with that compliment.
You have a very gentle face...
- ... and a very erotic physique.
- Thank you.
- You're correct.
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