Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Page #6

- The b*tches in old Russia.

How are the women?

The f***ing ho's, baby!

The f***ing girls!

- You f*** the sh*t out of them!

- Yes!

Then you never call them again.

Why you don't call them? Because

they do not have a telephone, yes?

No, not because of that.

They don't have my respect,

you know? I mean...

So, what are you doing

here in America?

They film me traveI

across U.S. and A.

I don't know what you're

saying, man, but that's cooI!

Let's get drunk!

- Yes! High five!

- High five!

This is America in a bottle.

- Oh, baby!

- Oh, baby!

- Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby!

- Oh, the baby!

Suck, suck, suck!

Let me tell you game we play.

Can I hear a game you play?

We play a game called

"When the snake eat the pig. "

- When the snake eat the huh?

- The snake eat the pig.

- You get a baby mouse, very small...

- Baby mouse?

...and you put a bit of cheese in

hole of your chram,untiI it go inside.

That is too crazy for me.

I'll do it. I don't give a f***,

I'll do it.

Let me ask you this.

Are woman-?

Are women your slaves in Russia?

No. Do you have slaves here?

- We wish. We wish.

- No slaves.

- It is a shame.

- Hey, Borat.

Big shame. Big shame.

It would be better country if...

Yes, it'd be better country.

We should have slaves.

Our country,

the minorities actually have more power.

Anyone that is minority

has the upper hand.

We have the Jews. We have anybody

that's against the mainstream.

- Do you want to see my new wife?

- Yes!

This my new wife.

- Pamela!

- You know her?

Pamela! I know of Pamela.

I will take her virgin

for the first time.

- I am going to put this sh*t on.

- Put it on.

Borat, Borat.

We have a lot to talk about.

I will take her virgin.

I will uncork her.

Borat, Borat.

She is no virgin, Borat.

- Is not true.

- She is no virgin, buddy.

Is not true. Liar!

Liar, liar, your panties on fire.

Borat, shut up.

Small Jacuzzi on

a f***ing small yacht.

What she do?

- She's sucking some dick, man.

- You see her sucking dick?

This is not her.

I guarantee you that sh*t's

gonna happen. Don't worry about it.

- That's her, Borat. Sorry.

- Borat, that's her.

This is not her.

It's her. I'm sorry.

- I'm sure it's her.

- I go.

- No, no, no.

- Titty bar.

Come here.

You're my man. You're my man.

I do not know why

she is trying to do this.

- Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy.

- We love you.

We'll remember you always.

Like I taught you.

Wait.

You're in America now.

You'll make it.

You- You keep going, okay?

You are bigger than a woman.

You are better than a woman.

We will always be behind you.

- Do not let a woman ever, ever...

- We'll always be-

...make you who you are.

- Goodbye, my friends.

- Goodbye.

My ticket.

How will I get home?

I sorry, my friend.

Go.

Go.

Run to freedom.

Go! Go and live your life!

Come on!

CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING U.S.Congressman

It is good to be here.

This is my 1 Oth PentecostaI

camp meeting. A decade.

The bottom line is,

we're a Christian nation now...

JIM SMITH,Chief Justice,State Supreme Court

The bottom line is,we're a Christian nation now...

...we were one in the beginning..

...and we gonna always be a Christian

nation untiI the good Lord returns. Amen.

I didn't evolve out of a monkey.

I didn't use to be a tadpole.

I is what I is.

Praise you, Jesus.

The Bible says that God

was manifest in the flesh...

...and believed on in the world.

I got good news.

Jesus is God in the flesh.

I don't care what the deviI's done

to you or what he's trying to do.

All you gotta do

is step out of that aisle now...

...and make your way

down to this altar.

Let's have a little

old-time church right now.

I need somebody to pray with

me right now. Come on, sir!

The blood over my neighbor.

I bleed the blood over my church.

I want you to help me,

save me, please.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the gentleman here...

...standing right next to me,

his name is Bolak.

Would you greet him with a great big

Jesus name for just a couple of minutes?

Thank you.

I have no friends.

I am alone in this country.

Nobody like me.

My only friend, Azamat...

...he take my money and my bear

and he leave me alone.

Not only this.

The woman I love, the reason

I traveI across the country...

...she have do something terrible

on a boat...

- ... and now I can never forgive her.

- You have to.

Is there anybody who can help me?

Yes. The one that can help you

is who we preached about tonight.

- Jesus.

- Do Jesus like me?

Absolutely, Jesus loves you.

Do Jesus like my sons?

Jesus loves your sons.

Do Jesus love

my retard brother, Bilo?

He loves your brother, Bilo.

Do Jesus love my neighbor,

Nursultan Tulyakbay?

Yes. He loves everybody.

Nobody love my neighbor,

Nursultan Tulyakbay.

Can Jesus heaI the pain

that is in my heart?

Jesus can heaI your pain

in your heart.

Make him heaI the pain

that is in my heart.

- Lift your hands and begin to worship.

- Lift your hands.

Would you lift your hands with him

as we pray in the name of Jesus.

- God, forgive me of my sins.

- God, forgive me-

- Forgive me, God. Cleanse me.

- Cleanse me.

Cleanse me, Lord,

in the name of Jesus.

Yeah, let that tongue go.

Here it comes.

We're gonna speak in other tongues.

Let that tongue go.

Yes, God. Yes, God. Yes, God.

Yes! Yes!

I will forgive Pamela

and I will go to California.

I will go to Malibu with me

and my friend, Mr. Jesus...

...and together we will take her!

I took a bus to Los Angeles...

...with some friends of Mr. Jesus.

Finally, I had arrived.

Happy times.

Marilyn.

Azamat?

You traitor!

Look, I can explain.

You attack me. My moustache

still taste of your testes!

Calm down.

Let me explain.

What did you do with the bear?

She ran off. I'm sorry,

I'm sorry.

Hey! F*** off, Death!

You need to calm yourself!

You have to calm down!

Well, that's another fine

mess you've gotten me into.

I had not come to Hollywood

to fight a man dressed as Hitler.

I had come to make

Pamela Andersons my wife.

So I forgave Azamat.

I knew you'd make it here, Borat.

I felt so bad that

I prepare this for you.

It's everything I could

find on Pamela.

Last Friday she appeared for a group

who are against cruelty to animals.

Against cruelty to animals?

And tomorrow she's

doing a signing.

She wrote a book.

What? A woman has written a book?

Dr. Yamak would never believe this.

I know.

We will go to this

historicaI event...

...and I will marry Pamela there...

...but in the traditionaI

Kazakhi way.

Azamat, let's prepare the

wedding sack.

You forgive me, yes?

Yes.

Having learned many lessons

from U.S. and A...

...I will now teach America how

to have a wedding Kazakhi-style.

You find more.

PAMELA ANDERSON:

AUTOGRAPH SIGNING, Orange, CA

Very excite. Very excite.

Hi. Hi, everyone.

I love you.

It is me, Borat.

- Well, thanks for coming, you guys.

- Thank you!

I love Pamela Anderson.

- Really?

- Yes.

Go ahead.

- Hi.

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