Borderland
Police!
Police!
Too bad.
Let's check the back.
There's nobody here.
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
It's open.
There's nobody, Ulises.
Look.
Take a look at this.
Santeria.
Except for the mouth.
Looks like blood.
Let's have it checked out.
Find something that connects him
with the Vasquez cartel.
Good.
Ulises!
Ulises!
I think I found something else.
And it looks human!
Now can we please
get the f*** out of here?
Polical
Come out now!
Looks like they moved out in a hurry.
Son of a b*tch must have known
we were coming.
They came out of nowhere, Ulises.
Your jails can't hold us.
And your bullets can't hurt us.
We just want to talk to Santillan.
You're too late.
He turned into a bird...
and flew away.
No! No! No!
No! No!
No!
No!
No! No!
Ulises.
Ulises... Help me.
Cowardly sons of b*tches.
So what do we do with these?
Take them up to the farm.
Papa wants a cop's eyes for his Nganga.
Finish him.
Me?
Prove yourself, Luis.
Prove yourself.
Or should I tell Papa you
didn't have the balls?
Please... Leave him alone...
Leave him alone.
Leave him alone,
you son of a b*tch!
Leave him alone!
Open your eyes.
- No!
- Open your eyes.
No, you sick bastard!
Papa wants you to watch...
and tell your cop buddies...
who did this.
Noooo!
Poor people are poor
because they're lazy.
You know what? F*** the poor.
F*** 'em, all right?
What, it's my problem that somebody
can't compete in the open market?
We're supposed to help
the disadvantaged.
Boo-f***in'- hoo. My old man,
he was a mechanic, okay?
A grease monkey his whole life.
Now, in two days,
I'm off to the Wharton School.
Two years, I got my MBA,
and the world is my oyster.
You're an inspiration
to us all.
Can we go now?
Some primo sticky
for my beautiful lefty friend.
Hey, why don't you,
uh, stick around?
You coming?
Bye, Henry.
We gotta bail
this f***in' summer camp.
Did you find Ed?
No.
But I did watch some guy
nail Courtney Anderson.
Oh, yeah?
That's practically
a rite of passage.
Yeah, well, I haven't.
Right. That's 'cause
your head's been filled
with all that wack
fire and brimstone sh*t.
It's not wack, Henry.
Yo, where the f*** is Eddie?
I wanna get to the border
by noon.
Hey!
Ed! Eddie!
Dude, where ya been?
We've been looking for you
all night.
Hey, stop worrying.
Sh*t! No way!
- You f***ing maniac!
- Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
- What the f***'s wrong with you?
- Whoo!
F***!
Lmagine a land, if you will,
where a man can be a man.
A land where he can
indulge in all
those animal urges,
far from the petty judgments
of parents and teachers
and less-enlightened peers.
A land where he can
ride the demon!
- Yeah!
- Behave bad!
- Bad!
- Whatever he goddamn well pleases,
and no one gives a sh*t,
including the cops.
Tell it, Brother Henry!
- I'm talking real freedom, my friend!
- Real freedom!
Not this overregulated bullshit that
passes for liberty in our country.
Hell, no!
Let's go to the border!
Mexico.
we hit Manzanita
right about the time
- I'm gonna get laid.
- You're kidding.
I finally convinced
our upstanding minister's son
- to get his cherry popped.
- Pop!
Let's pray he doesn't
contract an STD.
Worrywart.
Fellas, say hello
to the senoritas for me.
Come on, man. You're not gonna
hang around here.
All right? All the poonsies are hooked up
or singing "Kumbaya" with the art fags.
Any other time,
I'm there, all right?
I just have a lot
on my mind.
You want a Zoloft, man?
I think I got one.
- I just wanna chill.
- Chill when you're dead, man.
Come on.
You're going off to Stanford.
I'm off to Penn.
Phil's off to wherever
the f*** he's going, right?
As your personal physician,
I insist you put that
and go a little nuts,
okay, for once.
Rise and shine, f*ggot.
Wharton, motherf***er!
Wharton!
Whoop-whoop, Wharton!
You're gonna be the first dealer
on your block with an MBA.
Yeah, f*** all that, man.
I'm getting out of pharmaceuticals.
Human cloning
is about to explode, dude.
Keep everything offshore,
do your marketing on the Internet.
Promise me you
won't clone yourself.
You know, when you get out of Stanford,
man, I could use you on my team.
What do you say?
Feel like being
a rich son of a b*tch?
Is that really
the best we can do?
What? Get rich?
Yeah.
We could do worse.
For example.
What's going on?
Well, your mother and I
were just discussing
how disappointed we were you couldn't
get into a decent law school.
What's wrong with Austin?
It's in the top 100.
One hundred what?
Oh! Hey!
Hot car!
Welcome to the happiest
place on Earth.
Hey, chickie!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, gringo, hello!
Welcome to Mexico. I have a surprise
for you, you know?
Three beers for a buck.
Hey, I have three VIP passes for you.
- Come on, eh?
- All right.
What's up?
Beautiful broads.
Let's go, my friend!
Welcome to Mexico. Hey!
Juan, I got three.
Can you believe this?
That chick back there
just asked me to go back
to her place and grind.
Why didn't I come down here
years ago?
Are you sure
this is what you want?
What, you mean,
uh, sex? Yeah.
But it's your first time.
Don't you want it
to mean something?
It does mean something.
I mean, you guys
are here, right?
What a Hallmark moment.
I'll be right back.
Hold on one minute.
Hola.
Una ms cerveza, por favor.
"Fabor. "
Pardon?
"Fabor. "
The V is pronounced
like a B.
"Fabor. Cerbeza. "
Sorry.
My Spanish sucks.
at a strip club.
What else
do you need to know?
She wants 80 for an hour,
and she'll do anal.
Anal?
Who said I want anal?
Well, you got a problem
with anal?
No, I...
You asked her that?
She's a professional, okay?
If I'm paying for her services,
I think I have a right
to know what they include.
She's barely 17, okay?
She's practically
a virgin herself.
Do not pass this up, okay?
I want you
to have a good time.
I want you to grow up.
I want you to be a man.
Hey, wait a minute.
This is for you.
But you already know that.
- I'm talking to you!
- Let me go!
- Now, a**hole.
- F***ing b*tch!
Why don't you chill, man?
She's no pro.
It's okay.
I can handle it.
It's okay.
This dickless f*ggot
more your type, Valeria?
F*** off, Gilberto.
You think you have the balls
for this girl?
I ask you something.
You deaf?
What the f***'s
your problem, man?
Ow! Sh*t!
That was pretty stupid.
At least now you have a great
story to tell your friends.
What? That I got my ass kicked?
No. How you came to the aid of a poor
and defenseless woman.
Yeah, right.
If it ever gets boring
around here,
you could bat cleanup
for the Astros.
You know, my ex-husband,
he hated the fact
Let me guess.
That's why he's your ex.
I left him,
and I moved here
to Manzanita.
Can I buy you
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