Brandy for the Parson Page #2

Synopsis: Bill Harper and Petronilla Brand are a young couple that, through a series of mishaps and accidents, get unintentionally involved in a brandy-smuggling (from France) racket. Because of an accidental sinking of Tony Rackham's boat, Bill and Patricia take him across the Channel on their boat which, to their dismay, is soon filled with several kegs of brandy. It then evolves into a series of intentional and unintentional dodges trying to evade the Customs officials.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Director(s): John Eldridge
Production: MGM
 
IMDB:
6.1
APPROVED
Year:
1952
75 min
43 Views


they couldn't have been less I can

charge people they even wanted to note

any smoke damage the ballerina yeah I

know but I told them they could staring

it must be an insurer

honey that's right yeah I don't keep her

more than a moment I hope you are from

the waterways and general Customs and.

Excise No oh you senior people already

they tell us this morning crack of dawn

I'm sure they did just one or two small

things I'd like to ask okay's doing I

understand you ain't got mast and crank

at dawn this morning

thanks Rick yes that's right may I ask

why fishing without lights I believe you

also had a slight collision to infect

the motor crews were at her moorings.

Zachary Tony that's just a matter

between our owners and obviously it was

a point about it would rather interests

my department.

Marc you're gonna lead coming back was

about a foot higher than the one you

made going in what you're unloading up

there three fellas

as he showed his time place to do so and

the question of the tide we didn't want

to get stuck out there all day as it was

with those bottom want advice on the way

down in addition to touching somebody

else's paper

well I think that's all oh do have a

drink I'm sure you're bored no thanks

alright won't say no to that thank you

swallowed it hook line & 3 instantly one

thing still have well let him Johnny own

stuff here by now ahead that's engineer

and dollars

well you around a Shawn get Saudis not

popular okay be wagon sale limits today

don't work you've adventure boots they

wind up loaded and came back like a gym

sometime your memory no we do not go out

there saying it was melis huh you're

sure thanks yes morning early it's time

to pop across the channel alright

[Music]

Yes sir right here this is the tree it's

still there I knew it no time to fish on

some cake in it and then you haven't

seen it here he'll definitely darling

it'll take half a dozen human beings to

ship this okay so you can work out how

many of these would take my darling I

think I have an idea.

Sarabeth one would you boys like to lend

some money all right

don't want that you see this rope

there's a net attached to the end of it

somewhere out of water and in it are

some very precious dollars they ought

not to be there um somewhere out the way

she mothered

what note it yeah I'm on Oh we'll pay

all right how much

how about sixpence a battle that's the

shops good zero Korea what the pixel

self said at times is Bubba for a barrel

plate or leave it it's a deal now then

what's going on I say would you mind

going away my boys are trying to take me

down in vain so far I kept your boot

leave all their attention like this

thank you so much

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Laughter]

This looks like a spot all right well

it's just about here somewhere well then

go too hard okay yes but you look down

there through the road

[Music]

[Music]

Now I'm gonna get delivered this

afternoon

where are we going wherever we dump them

they look conspicuous no no darling

you're improving no good sticking around

here come on

well what a market is the future for

delivering south-western I wonder what

is doing in this partner where it looks

like a job for the preventive officer

yes sir

I'd like to know with a double edged

knife Scott - I ultra stay to the van I

won't never to elect it Hey look

that was a fine mr. Littleton

what's your affair we finished it where

they measure less now listen it's no

good appealing to my detonator I've lost

it.

Ms Brown is lost I'm not appealing do

anything I just want to know where you

put the stuff

well hang it all I'm only trying to help

you help us why said after all it was

your f***ing movie you paid the money

over in France are you well well it's a

slight break we wanted tally oh boy of

course under steamroller now listen

we're not fooling we had what road that

stuff Oh Lodi yes it's oysters we've got

a restaurant up in town do I don't let

they had to break down moister it won't

be tar then no it isn't oh don't smell

like tar Mustaine don't smell nothing

fishy about him though neither hey

pickled in spirits no no you think I

think it's where the Capitol interview

forget all about it just as you like

f***ing money Out Boy

hmm no rest of mine went down with the

excels here

what's your ploys excuse me could you

tell where the nearest telephone boxes.

Branton poor boy you can't miss it.

Frampton I'm not gonna get there sorry

I'm just gonna get anywhere with this

stuff one thing certain customers men

now know something was don't anything ah

impacted no they know that somebody

moved if it wasn't used it must have

been us but we can't stay here

what you gonna do next thing that comes

along

[Music]

Which the stuff out here that's right

all right we'll get in the car show me

where you took there you juice out these

I'll get the police to throw a cordon

around the district and check all

traffic leaving the area has been

contraband brought our far is Brampton

then what exactly is it that you want me

to do with you and yes step 6 ed weeks

maybe pain baits all along the ways.

Benton tonight largest a tomorrow night

I've gotta get that cut to London by the

end of the week I've got to be back at

the office early and I've got to get

your phone be quiet.

Georgian - all laugh more keys to better

off head and stuck on the road chances

are we won't reach London at all we

don't take a bit of money on the next

couple nights the shadows sell up lock

stock and barrel not about how well

that's a good house tonight

keys to moving in the right direction

[Music]

I just thought if you could send a

breakdown man no no only the back wheels

well I was turning we're supposed to be

in southwest them you had no right to be

anywhere near Marsden tree oh I know

that mitten I've got that's why return

if you could send a breakdown then vote

boot what on earth do you want a bird

for a turret what for the laundry or

somebody but I know just what it's

saying well you can find another job I

don't know what you've been paying that

come and I don't want to well I've got

some people here from the customs now

asking about you

the customs what I told them goodbye mr.

Nath go let's go home miles can you see

me.

One thing you're not gonna do you think

about now I'm gonna specialize in the

morning you didn't say why you were

speaking from I sit down just under

frequent worse season four years when Oh

have another look at the show while it's

still on.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Mr. vendors hiring a lorry from here

because after what happened to Crete the

police will be watching every road for

miles good enough now that I think she's

having one of her ideas just like the

youth in seven teenagers who use twitch

in 1781 it's not least a kitchen item

twenty ponies rotting fruit brandy

[Music]

B*tch I'll they're trying to avoid

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John Dighton

John Dighton (1909 – 1989) was a British playwright and screenwriter. Dighton wrote for the stage until 1936, when he made the transition to films. His output during the 1940s included comedian Will Hay's last starring features, and several George Formby films as well as the 1947 adaptation of Charles Dickens' Nicholas Nickleby, and the 1943 war movie Undercover starring John Clements and Michael Wilding. Employed by Ealing Studios, he collaborated on the screenplays of such celebrated comedies as Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) and The Man in the White Suit (1952), sharing an Academy Award nomination for the latter. He gained a second nomination for the American-financed Roman Holiday (1953). Two of his more popular stage plays, The Happiest Days of Your Life and Who Goes There! (known as The Passionate Sentry in the USA), were successfully adapted for the screen by Dighton himself, the former in collaboration with Frank Launder. His final screen credit was his adaptation of George Bernard Shaw's The Devil's Disciple, penned in collaboration with Roland Kibbee. more…

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