Brandy for the Parson Page #3

Synopsis: Bill Harper and Petronilla Brand are a young couple that, through a series of mishaps and accidents, get unintentionally involved in a brandy-smuggling (from France) racket. Because of an accidental sinking of Tony Rackham's boat, Bill and Patricia take him across the Channel on their boat which, to their dismay, is soon filled with several kegs of brandy. It then evolves into a series of intentional and unintentional dodges trying to evade the Customs officials.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Director(s): John Eldridge
Production: MGM
 
IMDB:
6.1
APPROVED
Year:
1952
75 min
43 Views


integer arranged in a string of them

covered in cake marching along the main

work

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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You never come back if these things all

over the place let's all right until you

wind up in his round five you never come

back but a word to me about it they were

very rude to the laundry you must have

gone through Brampton by the card from

there to ask him Brampton at all

without any luck you had a card you say

yes for mr. Klump lifted things all over

the place what's me to parcel them up of

your place and send them on personally

if I didn't want his room rattle big fun

where did you send them oh where now let

me see oh yes I told my girl to do it

big thing

good morning darling how did this piece

of ground in Dawson

- off in I can't

find anything on it

tell us everything we shouldn't a fuss

nobody must hurt nice all over not

quietest don't got 14 barrels of antenna

brandy in our head.

I brought you breakfast oh there you are

where was to recommend a pony or the

ponies down at the stream walking surely

he's in London London yes he told me to

give you a message

he's had to find another place to put

the stuff cause of the ponies looking

clear in the streets of London so you

two go - Cordy that's a small village

about 45 miles from here and he'll meet

you at noon on the 12th that's the Delta

tomorrow which were bidden journey said

as first on the road to London yes yes I

think we could take it take the old

Roman Road right cross we can find the

way darling do we go on we gonna what

about breakfast

yeah there's a mr. Rackham asking for

you very well boys show him in good

morning gentlemen I need to say what a

glorious day I take it you say well not

absolutely there has been a slight hitch

that's what I wanted to talk to you

about.

Oh know what you get the stuff alright

good heavens gentlemen it's just that I

can't see myself eating a string of

thick ponies dance in James's Street

someone might start asking questions

pink ponies 9007 yes well I don't want

to bother you with all the details but

I've had a spot of lorry trouble so I've

turned to the packhorse time-honored

method you know 524 News starting to the

dark you know the opening star bit and

anything on wheels ones away from

traffic one simply sticks to the old.

Roman roads little mind the Roman roads

to reckon are we to receive the

consignment or not

why gentlemen you don't think I like

your boundary certainly not but the

matter is pressing is about mr. Frost

mister reckon it's sufficiently

distressing orders to find ourselves

compelled to deal in contraband although

such methods are by no means without

precedent

mr. Rackham you will understand but

since its foundation it has been the

tradition of this firm to supply our

clients whatever treating difficulties

existed at the time the finest quality

wines accustomed you see mr. Rackham

one our client remember not only many of

the leading families in Debrett several

notable London club yes I knew gentlemen

I'm just trying to explain makuey

yesterday his sentence Butler the most

urgent appeal certain planet we've

managed to supplied with families and

generations

unobtainable able to meet our nearing

the end of this top of Napoleon brandy

the most hard

Christopher very good cognac insist on

the best quality while refusing to pay

the price the opposition dude is so high

and supply so limited

contraband or otherwise we must have

delivery mr. Eko

and so you shall gentlemen so just let

me have some transport at the New.

England quarterly at 12 o'clock tomorrow

and you in the new enter a public health

public house in broad daylight have you

taken leave of your sins Mads don't you

see that the video penis of our action

movies are suspicious who in his right

mind would never think of transferring

smuggled liquor in the backyard of a pub.

Jorian nice and sing out and that

gentleman is exactly what we're going to

do very well mr. Beckham but in your

hands good day definitely so the whole

thing seems most irregular.

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Are you sure we're on absolutely certain

I may have my fault with my math reading

is you seem to be enough

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[Laughter]

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These are animals wandering all over the

public highway

no I'll Tony - crumbs are don't pitch

them you might have caught them serious

accident what terribly sorry we're just

training them

well you've no business to train him on

the main road you know oh we weren't we

were just about to close out the old

revenue I see what exactly were training

these animals for hey it's not a sort of

expedition at the Amazon the Andes I

mean we're gonna cross them trans and

getting the expression society but

British of course the British imperial

trans Andy and exploration Society said

well see it doesn't happen again.

Oh.

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Excuse me hmm are we in the right

direction

say lemon road now you're wanting the

one to Londinium on what does the other

that do you ah yes the Athenian way it

lies over the crest of the next year

you're you can't thank you very much

light won't be allowed to inquire the

significance of the little Paulie oh

we're training them for the pretty

trends and an exploration Society now

are you closing this not too much sorry

we're not arts painting is all my fault

hey wasn't I should have taught you the

difference between port and starboard.

I see it so much Rumble engine oh is

this not the old Roman Road

they never sinned so when I bought it

you're doing this for pleasure.

Hilda be supporting them or something.

British imperial champion inspiration I

see this should hard the map over like

were you hitting for I can give you a

nice shelter you want it gonna get worse

crash is still falling thanks very much

we could do with it how long did babies

I'm standing the bottom there

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[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]

There you are them yours for the night

find some fun of the animals on the spot

you'll get your pennies pin it down then

come along you'll want to dry yourselves

they have some dinner

tell me she's living to run you apart

more cheese a pair my watch is the best

for 30 miles around you and how you do

it on to ration books huh very good but

it still till she bottles that are

drinkable

see I was born in that path

oh hi romantic yeah on top of the Andes

no gang come on Tara of course

oh the Montana yeah yes naturally with

those panties oh they were specially

chosen for hired by the Royal Victoria.

College that case they said they went

along of Montana in any event I cannot

see why don't get all the expensive

shipping ponies at a sudden miracle and

attentively good mules can be had on the

spot dented the road but I do know the

country not a cap and then an old farmer

I have knocked around the world what's

the record racket I don't know what I

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John Dighton

John Dighton (1909 – 1989) was a British playwright and screenwriter. Dighton wrote for the stage until 1936, when he made the transition to films. His output during the 1940s included comedian Will Hay's last starring features, and several George Formby films as well as the 1947 adaptation of Charles Dickens' Nicholas Nickleby, and the 1943 war movie Undercover starring John Clements and Michael Wilding. Employed by Ealing Studios, he collaborated on the screenplays of such celebrated comedies as Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) and The Man in the White Suit (1952), sharing an Academy Award nomination for the latter. He gained a second nomination for the American-financed Roman Holiday (1953). Two of his more popular stage plays, The Happiest Days of Your Life and Who Goes There! (known as The Passionate Sentry in the USA), were successfully adapted for the screen by Dighton himself, the former in collaboration with Frank Launder. His final screen credit was his adaptation of George Bernard Shaw's The Devil's Disciple, penned in collaboration with Roland Kibbee. more…

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