Brandy for the Parson Page #4

mean what

I will leave smuggled in 14 cakes of

brandy from France for a friend well on

our way to head together

what's he paying for it very isn't it

it's going somebody another three pounds

a litre I think he said they were paying

what what you're going to Nets London

spills hypocrite read prints and they

can sell it to seven but you're insane

you must are six at least what you per

fish plainly need is a marketing ball is

the stuff printable we haven't tasted it

haven't tasted you people trust the

first color that comes along trusted you

well let's not sit here one day let's

find out donor

well there's no cheating the daddy try

it.

No thanks aren't you total nonsense man

your weapon report this just in you know

there's France not big miles away

swimming in the stuff about 15 shoes a

bottle and what we have to pay for it

here three pounds or more and where's

the money go send in our forms for

farmers divinities

I wholeheartedly congratulate you all

three of you and your absent fit you

will revive but Doris the past when

every country gentlemen well filled his

cellar clothed his wife of the Baxter

pet parrots in you the splendors the

18th century live again and that falls

all branded how was it our good friend

Roger Kipling so a nubbly put it Ivan

twenty ponies cutting through the dark

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Never I get to do I'm gonna form a

syndicate there's plenty of money in

this district since we found out how to

keep dairy cattle on the earth and dance

all the around why should a lot of.

London's kids have all the good stuff

with all we to the poll is out Jerry

mine and gum and shedded I'll take your

entire consignment Pike report we turned

it doesn't like honor among thieves I

would draw it but I did Laurent a vision

you understand your cancer all normal to

nip it is and take this gentleman to a

little village called Court name order

where he will deliver to your where.

Simon yes yes that you will immediately

bring back here no what is it this time

like we the old Ellen okay see you

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Come on

I believe you have a parcel for me

something please come I see please rest

10 Oh No Kenna post-ops gee crumb ah

that'll be it Thanks

can I see your identity card please dad.

Oh it'll be in sorry to give me the pass

I'll get it out

dear I'm sorry I'm not supposed to give

you a parcel without I see your identity

card can I help

probably don't know me but I know you

till yes used to deliver my laundry well

I can vouch for mr. crumb I think you

can safely hand it over

oh that would be alright then BOOM thank

you very much sir the lucky one happen

to be here you working in this part of

the world now well in a way

passing through I'll have to worry

perhaps I can give you a lift oh no I'm

only gonna fasten you in well I'll

stroll across with you and have one I'm

bunch opponent what is it you're

wondering so he's burning up oh he's not

the ponies they're going to use it they

wouldn't send the aptitude test

ah I'll tell you what as a farmer around

these parts to the bit of dealing on the

side you might like to buy that bunch

see me taking her to market to be in

soon I'll tell him I'll be fine

quite sure you haven't I'm preparin take

no thanks really

I've got a minute there's my friends

goodbye well now my friends - my friends

with a palace without the palace to mean

hello hmm

well now that we're all together there

one or two questions I'd like to ask

shall we go in okay well this is a

pleasant surprise

um do have I have a brown ale please a

brown it yeah another one back to see

you a couple of days ago but of course

you weren't on the boat that I noticed

you had some new ballast of course we

are we had to replace it

yes we've got some of the very next

thing I see two of my men found your van

at Marston Creek

what were you doing there give me the

lift to mr. Rackham where is mr. Rackham

oh you'll be here any minute now

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You're the chap at some point if you

sell goods from horny Pelle you mean you

want to buy there I might do well hello

I don't mind telling you there's a

really first costume is tip-top

condition it is more mileage I'm only

selling cuz I'm going to South America

yes and look equally good either in you

dipped Allen mutton or make up your mind

because if you are you're wanted on the

phone

London what you asking well how much you

offering 75 done

yeah yeah

customs what's going on

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And where did the top you can't stay

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Not right there how are we gonna get

them back there right now

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Double brandy please double brandy I was

with some people in here a little while

back you don't happen to know where

they've gone didn't say sir quite a few

in here we were over by the window there

were two men and a young woman she had

sort of three-quarter length flex

oh is it certainly me actually landlord

of the newly what about of this time an

item got something for you Randy for the

part right uh-huh

have it well no well I thought well hey.

Cletus go to five gallons kilometres

mine no call it a quartile boy alright

and for our purposes we'll call it a

court you know I could have done with.

Chet Oh God ya know what we got our

pictures in the paper

what Sunday Times nice

hey don't you hold up with you basically

you know giveaway lucky thing I got her

to the ponies you're lucky a store and I

got rid of all the brandy yes I took

their day before yesterday when they

left here which direction were they

going

they started off towards the Athenaeum

way over there I watched him go a quaint

and altogether delightful sight for

these days so they went straight off

along the Roman Road no strangely enough

they turned off towards that cup of

trees over there by the right

I love their damage remember the name

I'm mr. Riddler what have you done with

your ponies where's the owner of this

house I told you he's not at home

afraid I'll have to keep you all here

until we can search the place we weren't

going anywhere

sure we'll be no b*tch I should go ahead

old man

all right have to part

well now that we're all together there

one or two questions I'd like to ask hey

all I'm air it's fine.

I like an indication of the very serious

you can suspect which is attached on

thinking people spurious or a picture

romance now determined to suppress these

practices at all costs determined at all

costs and any failure aid will

have been informed during the

adjournment certain anonymous one may

say this

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Let's hope we don't hit everything this

time so all right charlie hi yes they

got their holiday in the end in the

autumn they were married and lived

happily ever after me

why actually I bought a better wine

cellar in San James history

do I maintain the old tradition or what

do you think George oh yes he still with

me.

He's my chief wine - hurrah - George

well I wish you all a very good day

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