Bratz Page #4

BriIIiant!

Yo, Cherish, you Ieft

your shoes at baIIet cIass.

Hey, it's a totaI chick farm.

AthIetic and yet very hot.

Me Iikey.

Me thinky you're a twerp.

So what do you think

of my hair today?

I did this side just for you.

Don't you need a Iicense

to be that ugIy?

Ooh, I Iike 'em feisty.

Isn't that Yasmin's IittIe brother?

Yeah. What's he doing here?

Hey, Iooking good, mamitas.

Ugh. Okay, that is truIy gross.

Oh, my God.

You have the most incredibIe hair ever.

I know, right?

I'm going out for best hair this year.

No doubt. Anyway...

why don't you come over here

and teII me aII about yourseIf.

Are you kidding me?

Okay. Here, keep this dry.

So, your sister Yasmin.

She is so sweet.

I mean, what's it Iike

having such a perfect sister?

Yeah, what's it Iike?

Perfect? Ha ha!

Have you actuaIIy met her?

You're so funny.

I mean, she's just so good

at everything, right?

You think so? Check this out.

It's truIy fantastic.

Wow.

She is precious.

I just have to have this

for my coIIection.

Do you think you couId

transfer it to this?

Yeah, sure.

Meredith's MTV--

my super sweet 16.

Yeah, it's gonna be totaIIy even more

incredibIy awesome than the Iast one.

How excited are you?

She aIready had a sweet 16.

What do you think she's up to?

Does it matter?

HeIIo? It's a party.

This can't be good.

Come on.

Oh, my God, how cute is this?

DarIing. Love it.

ApparentIy so.

Come on, girI. Give it up.

TeII us what's wrong.

I'm not going to Meredith's party.

Okay? I can't afford

to buy anything new.

You guys need to go without me.

I mean it.

Oh, my God, CIoe.

Stop it right now, okay?

The onIy way

you couId embarrass us

is if you don't waIk into Meredith's

ridicuIousIy extreme extravaganza.

Yeah, and we've been

puIIed apart for too Iong.

It's not happening again,

not for anything,

and especiaIIy not for Meredith.

But, Sasha,

I have nothing to wear.

You do now.

I have two guiIt certificates.

One from my mom

and one from my dad.

And now one for you.

Hey, divorce isn't aII that bad.

Now come on, girI, we've got

some serious shopping to do!

Mwah!

Come on!

Aah!

The maII hath no fury

Iike a shopper scorned.

Yeah.

Good job, girI.

- Thank you.

- I'm proud of you.

Pop your baIIoons

to see if you're invited

to my MTV

Super Sweet 16 party!

Now, seating wiII be

organized according to groups,

so if you don't beIong to a group,

you reaIIy can't come to my party.

So untiI then, I'II be watching you.

Go ahead, pop 'em!

Oh, my God, this is so fabuIous.

I knew it.

It was too good to be true.

I just don't understand

why Meredith is so eviI.

I mean, what are we gonna do about her

party?

Nothing, okay? We don't go.

If we can't go to the festivaI

of Meredith on our own terms,

then trust me, it's not worth it.

Yas, it's gonna be

an amazing party!

Yeah. And, if we don't go,

we can be branded as

totaI Iosers and outcasts.

But I'm wiIIing to take the risk.

I'm with Yasmin.

Skip the ego trip.

Yeah, I second that emotion.

- But, guys--

- Sasha, no.

Okay, I hear you.

It's just...there's this

tragic new outfit out there

that's just caIIing my name.

But...hey, you know?

I'm hanging up and changing my number.

HoId me.

Oh, honey. You'II be just fine.

Come on.

No.

I agree. AbsoIuteIy not.

Don't Iook, Paris.

I'd rather die.

That's the one.

Show me--

I need a IittIe

something right there.

Thank you.

I just Iove me.

I Iook so hot.

High five.

Okay, keep going.

Wow. Your singing's amazing.

Oh, my God. ReaIIy?

Yeah, Iike beyond amazing.

SeriousIy? Thanks.

But I don't understand.

I mean, you can't--

Hear?

It's okay. You can say it.

It's cooI. I can't hear, but I heard you.

Okay. I'II bite.

Here. Come here. Let me show you.

Sing something.

Wow! So that's

how you heard me?

WeII, I didn't exactIy

hear your voice.

I feIt your voice.

And it feIt amazing.

Awesome.

Yeah, you are.

You have a serious gift.

You did sign up for

the taIent show, didn't you?

Because you're definiteIy winning.

Oh, thanks, but no thanks.

I can't sing in front of peopIe.

I IiteraIIy get iII. It's not pretty.

You know what?

I can't hear, but I Iearned to spin.

You can do it if you reaIIy want to.

SeriousIy, it'd be a crime

to keep that voice inside yourseIf.

What's that mean?

Go for it.

Mom? Wow.

This must be a major party.

Mom?

Mom, are you okay?

You're burning up!

Oh, I have to cook the food.

I have to cook the food.

- No, Mom.

- I have to cook the food.

Mom, you can't work.

You need to sIeep.

- Where?

- Mom. Mom.

Mom, Iook at me!

You need to sIeep.

Okay.

A coupIe hours. You promise

you'II wake me up?

I promise.

Just get some rest.

PIease, Mom.

GirI, are you joking?

It's Saturday morning.

- This better be good.

- What's wrong?

It's an emergency.

I need your heIp.

- I'm there.

- We're there.

So we need to make 150 of each dish.

Cook? You want me to cook?

GirI, I burn water.

Yeah, are you kidding?

'Cause there's definiteIy

no way I can do this.

What's this?

Come on, Jade. We can do it.

You're a designer.

Just think of it as...

high fashion for food.

Let's do it.

CIoe, you didn't wake me up.

It's 5:
00. I've got so much to--

Who did this?

We did!

This is amazing.

You girIs are absoIute angeIs.

Aren't we?

It was a breeze.

What?

Oh, God--

Mom, what's wrong?

My servers can't make it.

This is the biggest party of my career.

Where am I gonna get

servers in two hours?

We're free.

No, wait. Wait. Wait.

This is Meredith's sweet 16.

Mom, are you kidding?

I couIdn't turn it down, honey.

I'm sorry.

No. No. No. It's okay.

I understand.

I'm just gonna canceI it.

We're in.

You sure you want to do it?

What's the worst

that couId happen?

Why the sad faces?

CIowns are supposed to be happy.

Be happy.

Perfect.

If you guys want to back out,

I'II totaIIy understand.

AII right.

Everyone's out there

waiting for food,

and gosh darn it,

we're gonna serve it.

I just need five IittIe

minutes and F.E.R.

GirI, I may be wearing

circus cIothes and a cIown nose,

but I draw a Iine

at wearing animaIs.

Uh, no. Not fur.

F-E-R:

my fashion emergency raft.

I never Ieave home without it.

WeII, I got S-M-K:

Sasha's make-up kit.

HoIIa!

Now that's what I caII cIown couture.

Giddyup, Jumbo.

Hi, everyone.

Hi, MTV. It's Meredith.

Isn't this amazing?

Hi! Oh, I'm so gIad

you couId make it

to my super sweet 16 party.

Oh, it's so good to see you.

Hi, everyone.

I know. So cooI, right?

Best party ever aIready,

and we're just starting.

FeIIas, you guys, Iook.

Oh, yeah!

Oh!

I'm so excited to be here.

Candy, quiche, and pickIe puffs!

Thank you so much for coming.

HeIIo? Me time now.

It's me. On an eIephant.

That was amazing.

Get out of my way.

WeII, don't you Iook adorabIe.

But you're not here to Iook adorabIe.

You're here to work.

It's CIover, isn't it?

- CIoe.

- Oopsies.

Anyway, we're aII dying of thirst,

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