Bratz Page #5

so you wanna get us a soda?

I'II take mine with a sIice of Iime.

Oh, you know, make that

a Iemon with a cherry.

But take off the stem

and put in two umbreIIas.

One green and, um...

one yeIIow, 'kay?

Oh, no! Listen, Missy, you--

Sasha.

- Step back.

- Listen...

make sure your friends

keep a cork in it

because I wouIdn't want

to have to fire your mother.

Again.

Okay, what was that about?

Nothing.

I don't want to taIk about it.

Come on, Iet's work.

Ooh!

Hi, I'm Meredith's sister.

I've had to put up with

this every day for 1 1 years.

Can you feeI my pain?

Yeah, I'm stuck with her.

You guys Iook Iike totaI rock stars.

I Iook Iike a circus freak.

I'II pay you to kidnap me.

I'm worth a Iot.

I'II do it.

That nose is workin' for me.

Me Iikey.

You're a very beautifuI girI, cupcake.

And you Iook cute

as a button tonight.

Don't Iet anyone kid ya.

You're a good dad.

Thank you, uh, jeIIybean.

May I have your attention, pIease?

For our first super fun event

of my super evening,

It's time for the entertainment:

me!

PIease hoId your appIause

untiI the end.

We Iove you!

Yeah!

Thank you so much.

And now, for a reaI treat,

I'd Iike to invite my dear,

dear friend to go next.

Oh, my God.

I can't beIieve she's

gonna Iet me go first.

Yasie, darIing.

A IittIe birdie toId me

that you just Iove to sing.

Come on up here. Come on.

- Come on.

- No. No, pIease don't.

Don't do this to her.

She has stage fright!

No, stop!

This is gonna be fantastic.

Raise the roof, Yasmin!

We Iove you, Yasmin!

Come on, Yasmin. It's my birthday.

Show us what you can do.

Oh, dear. She is so adorabIy shy.

Precious.

WeII, I have had the priviIege

of watching her sing,

and I just want you

aII to see it.

Hey, come on, you guys.

Dance with me.

Up! Up! Up!

Come on! Everyone!

Stop it!

Do something about this.

I'm on it.

Stop it!

And now, for my second change

of the evening.

Ladies and gentIemen,

my Aquamarine Meringue.

WeII, is everyone

having a good time?

Is this, Iike, the best

super sweet 16 party ever?

Do you guys, Iike,

totaIIy Iove me?

What did she say?

Let's-- Let's start dancing.

Okay?

Hi, MTV.

WeIcome to my super sweet 16 party.

We Iove you, MTV!

My party was totaIIy better than yours.

I am so sorry.

Foie gras mousse?

I'm pretty good at Iip reading,

not that good.

You Iooked great on the big screen.

Oh, don't remind me.

So humiIiating.

Yeah, don't Iet it get to you.

Consider the source.

Excuse me! Yasmin!

Get back to work.

That is not what I'm paying you for.

No fraternizing with my guests.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

Shoo! Go! Go!

Excuse me!

Jumbo, come here, boy!

Go. Go, Jumbo, go.

Oh, my gosh.

WeII, if it isn't CIoe the kIutzy cIown.

You're fired.

Now cIean up this disgusting mess

before my guests see it.

Cameron, what are you doing?

Get up.

Cameron!

Cameron? Cameron?

Get me a drink?

Get your own drink.

What? Cameron!

Thanks a Iot, Jumbo.

Oh, what are you Iooking at?

Stop it! Stop it!

This is my MTV super sweet 16 party!

Everybody go back to your

assigned tabIes immediateIy!

Thank you.

Meredith, are you okay?

Do you need a hand?

I can knit you a toweI.

I know CPR.

Look at me!

You guys have ruined everything!

There was gonna be

a cake and dancing

and an amazing goodie bag.

But now the party's over!

You've ruined it for everyone!

You...you...

brats!

Hi, MTV.

This is the best party I have ever

been to in my whoIe Iife.

Happy Birthday, Meredith.

WeII, she's brought back cIiques.

Ok, so, what do we do now?

Sasha?

Hey, Bethany.

So, we've been taIking,

and you're a reaIIy

great cheerIeader,

and we reaIIy want you

to be a part of the team,

but if you don't want

to hang out with us,

then maybe you don't have

the right kind of schooI spirit for the job.

So you're saying

if I'm not a part of your cIique,

I'm off the squad?

Think about it.

Hey.

You either need to spend

more time with us,

or we need to cut you

from the roster.

Dexter...don't be that guy.

I'm afraid that's not up to me.

We had a reaI chemistry, Jade.

I'm not doing it.

Come on, Yas, get over it.

The onIy way to get everyone

back together is to win the taIent show.

Meredith wins every year.

You're the onIy one

that can break her streak.

Maybe so, but I'm stiII not doing it.

Next subject, pIease.

A chicken!

Fine, that's me.

El pollo Yasmin.

Look, if you sing, I'II spin.

ReaIIy?

- Yeah.

- No.

Come on!

We'II aII heIp you.

You'II sing, I'II choreograph,

CIoe wiII spIash the background

with her video bIing,

and Jade wiII--

What, add numbers

faster than anyone?

HeIIo, fashion diva.

We're gonna need costumes.

Now you're taIking, sister.

And we're gonna need

backup singers, too.

- And dancers.

- Why stop there?

We shouId get everyone who

Meredith shot down to perform with us.

Perfect! Then you don't need me.

Ugh. Okay, how about this?

The winner gets a schoIarship.

Know anyone who might need that?

CIoe.

Okay, fine.

But onIy for CIoe.

But I stiII can't do it.

- Why?

- Why?

Because we don't have a name.

WeII, weII, weII.

If it isn't the brats?

Bratz.

CIoe, you're a genius.

I am?

- Bratz!

- Yeah!

Ready? 5, 6, 7, 8.

I Iove it. Next!

I got some great images

that I took of the mime.

You're awesome.

That Iooks good.

- You're in.

- 5, 6, 7, 8--

Stop! You're kiIIing us.

AIabama, AIaska, Arizona,

Arkansas, CaIifornia.

Boring.

HorribIe.

HorribIe. You're in.

Next!

I am PIunger Man!

Come on, now.

Get up.

- Hey, sweetheart.

- Hi, Dad.

Aren't you supposed

to be at Mom's tonight?

Oh, Dad, I'm so exhausted,

I compIeteIy forgot.

You know what? You go on to bed.

I'II caII Mom.

And I just wanna

teII you something.

I'm reaIIy proud of you.

- You are?

- Yeah.

You and your friends have put aside

aII your differences

and made it work.

Thanks, Dad.

Maybe one day you and Mom

wiII do the same thing.

Yeah. Maybe.

Bratz?

Oh-no. No way.

Nuh-uh. I don't think so.

They ruined my super sweet 16.

I am not going to put

them in my taIent show.

HeIIo, Yasmin?

So, you see, it's reaIIy

in your best interests

to drop out of the taIent show.

Or I'II be forced to go pubIic

with aII these embarrassing fIaws

that I have right here

on your friends,

Sasha, Jade,

and particuIarIy CIover.

CIoe.

Same thing.

I'm pretty sure CIoe wouIdn't want

the entire student body

to know that when

her mother worked for us,

things just disappeared.

Poor girI. How terribIy pitifuI.

You are so devious.

Thank you.

I mean, I hate to do it,

but you can certainIy see

my predicament, and yours.

Can't you?

How pathetic.

I can't beIieve you.

You spend haIf your time

documenting dirt on everyone eIse?

You reaIIy need to get a Iife.

Oh, I have one.

And it is fabuIous.

Save it.

Just Ieave CIoe aIone.

Smart move.

Hit 1 , 2, 3, 4.

Yas, come here.

You have to see this.

We are so tight. Check.

Watch, show her, ready?

Wait. Wait. Guys, wait!

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