Break Up 100 Page #2

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Starts with an "s"! To change the sign

Don't come back until it's done

If I come back, I'm an a**hole

Open up, Brother Barbra!

I'm freezing

There's no one here by that name

Pretty Lady, open the door

And who might you be?

A-Hole.

What does that mean?

A**hole

Come in

Start work...

Let's go

Who should we fire first?

Four-eyes

Delivery!

Boobie

There's no one here by that name

Barbie

then. Cheer up

I come bearing gifts!

Where do you want this?

Put it against the wall

The... Fab Four?

Four Boys, help move the tables and chairs

Move those tables. Put this against the wall

All right

What are you trying to do?

This wall is too colourful. That's bad feng-shui

It will cause conflict between you two

This shelving unit will help your relationship

So I brought it over just for you

It's hideous; it's plain white

This is a feng-shui issue

Thank you

You're welcome

Mom always taught me...

to be generous yet thrifty

Even if that b*tch divorces me

for another man...

I will sincerely give them my blessing

Even if I don't want something...

I should donate it to the less fortunate, right?

Boss

Thank you very much

What are you doing?

- Thank you, Boss

- Thanks for your hard work

Thank you

Thank you

What's this?

The b*tch didn't take it with her

I don't want to see it at home, so I brought it over

This is a great spot.

You four, move these away

Hurry

bring it here

Freeze

Is this your storage unit?

You can't put your stuff here

I have a share in this cafe

Just $10,000 makes you a major shareholder?

I'm going to the restroom now

When I come back... this man,

this shelf and this chair had better be gone

She doesn't want to see you

You went too far

Left

Right

What are you doing?

Where's Sam?

He... went... out...

Sam Wong

Here!

Bird's nest in almond syrup

My boyfriend's favourite

No

How did you get here?

I came in from the back door

Don't let it go to waste

Four Boys!

Corning

Take it away; eat it up

Careful, it's hot

What's wrong this time?

He's never done anything right

he's like a child,

and I have to clean up after him

Look at you. You're always ticked off

If I were him, I couldn't stand you either

Be honest

Aren't you afraid Boobie

will be upset you snuck out?

The problem is not the sneaking out

The big deal is that I'm with you two

OK:

He is sand, which is trash

I'm cement, also trash

Together, we become concrete,

which is precious

That's right

I take you for a bottle of

'87 Chateau Lafite. Precious?

I also take Boobie for cat-poop coffee. Precious?

But together,

you will become trash

If you have balls, tell that to her face

Sure

- Sure, you think I wouldn't dare?

- You tell her if you have balls

- Tell her later

- I will

If he grew up a bit, I wouldn't be so upset

You know, women shouldn't get upset

It's so bad for your skin

Your skin is a bit dry,

but not from being upset

Then what is it from?

You guys haven't...

done "it" in a while, right?

Wow, you're direct

Then let me beat around the bush

In anything

Both parties must work hard to run it, Am I right?

Yes

See?

It's clear you haven't "run it" in a while

Your skin is so dry it will turn crispy

Drama queen

It's not I haven't worked hard to run it

I work hard to run the cafe

But Sam only thinks about how to run me

I don't want that, so I shut down

That would be awful

Slow down! You haven't done the deed in so long

You're ruining the bike

Wait for me

No

His requests are very strange

Tell me

He always wants to do it in other places

$0?

That's it?

Don't you find it strange?

I wouldn't want to do it just in bed

Where else would you?

Guess

The kitchen

The world is so big; it doesn't have to be at home

Public toilet

Too stinky

The park

Too many mosquitoes; so, too itchy

Where, then?

Give you a hint

It's still my place

Not at Priscilla's?

Yes, we did

Where in Priscilla's?

That's not important. We cleaned it up really well

That's gross

It is a little

But so good for my skin

Try it sometime

No, thanks

Who called?

Boobie?

Who else?

You're brave to hang up on her

She will tell me off again when I get back anyway

So I'll just combine it into one session

A relationship needs constant work

It's a picture?

What is it?

It's out of focus

Lucky bastard

It's Boobie's cleavage

Don't, wait

I'll keep it for you

Let me see

How can you tell?

Not like this!

It's Barbra without a bra: just Bar

You're right

You're right

It's much deeper now

"Come home and

work really hard on it with me?"

I'll reply for you

Why?

Tell her

"I'm ready for the long haul"

"Long haul". Can you do it?

Let me do it

Hurry

You're in my way

You rode too hard;

I worry you'll go soft tonight

Here's soft for you

- Hard for you

- Clearly

Brother Barbra

Hey!

Phone, wallet, keys

All here

Let's go

Where?

Are you okay?

I'm fine

You sure?

Wait

"Just worked hard on it at the cafe 3 times!"

"ThX"

"Sorry, not tonight. Rain check. Lok"

What's wrong with the floor?

What is it?

I keep tripping here

You buffed the whole floor last night

It's fine

Didn't I tell you to dump that shelf?

Didn't Priscilla tell you to clean everything up?

Please don't. It's not like we get out often

If not today, we'll go tomorrow. No big deal. Here

Forget it!

We get out so seldom;

must you cause a scene?

Is that always my fault? Never yours?

Don't you dare walk away from me

I hate men like you

Let's break up

Are you crazy?

You're so spoiled

I really can't take it anymore, you know?

You bought me these. I'm giving them back

Really!

I'm giving these back

You bought these last time in Italy.

Here

Shoes, birthday gift

I'm even giving back these pants

You're nuts

Don't...

Sorry

Stop, you!

They left something

- What?

- Don't

- What?

- Don't do that

Rings

Yes

It fits me

Take it off now. They'll come back for them

What is this?

A picture of them

This was taken at Ladies Market

How can you tell?

It's obvious

Don't touch their stuff; wait till they come back

Let's grab a muffin

at Sam's cafe

A muffin?

No, let's just have tea. I need to lose weight

Why do you suddenly need to lose weight?

I need to keep fit;

I'm marrying Daisy at the end of the year

You're getting married?

Really?

- Yes

- When did you decide on this?

I proposed last time we were in London

London

That was a month ago. Why didn't you tell me?

I'm telling you now

It's taken you this long to

tell your best friend?

Are you upset?

Upset?

No

why would I be?

I'm starving. I'm going to grab a bite at Sam's

Come here

Wh... what did I mess up now?

Nothing. Put it down first

Two lovers came by today.

The man was screaming at the woman

Never mind

Come over here. You step back

You step back

You pretend to be the guy

Such a gossip hound

The man screamed at the woman

"What do you mean!"

They hadn't ordered food yet,

Then she said something about seldom getting out

No, they had finished their coffees by then

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