Break Up 100 Page #3

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Whatever. Something about seldom getting out

Step away now. Away

bag was here. Take it

"Nuts!"

We're not there yet

He first said something like "What's wrong?"

but in another language

And they came over here

Who cares what they said?

Then he said, "Here"

No, what did she say before that?

"I'm giving this back to you"

"I'm giving this back to you"

Then they guy started taking off his clothes.

Do it

What? Who took off their clothes?

You should have been here earlier

Let's start over

Again?

Rewind. Quickly

"I never thought this would happen on one trip"

What... don't go

"Stop!" that's it

Right, "Stop!" and then

"I give this back", just like that

"Give it back", Then the guy

started to take off his clothes

Taking of his clothes; first his jacket

"You're nuts!"

"You bought me this; I give it back"

Then,hen.

She loves this next part

Who's taking off their clothes and pants?

You are, right?

Boobie, you took off your clothes and pants?

That was it?

I'm done. You finish the story

Why did you tell her to take off her clothes?

Is this going to happen?

Two lovers

I think from Hunan, were sitting there

No, they're not from Hunan

Lovers speaking in Mandarin were sitting there

They started to argue

- He...

- No, they were very sweet

Why don't you tell it

Why don't you tell it

No

You should tell it

No,you

You started

Please go ahead

So I can tell it now

They sat there and didn't even drink their coffees

Due to the language

I didn't know what they fought about

Then they went over there

and left

OK:

I don't care who said what

The woman who took off her clothes

how was her figure?

Was it this woman?

She looks so common

That's right

No

The woman didn't take off her clothes

I say this one last time

A couple fought, then broke up

He took off his clothes

She left. He chased

The end

$0?

$0?

What's the point?

What's the point?

Here's the point.

Don't ask. Come see for yourself

"I am a pair of rings"

"A symbol of the expectations

many have about love"

"By buying me, a couple thinks

they can own a lifetime of love"

"But love is not an ideal"

"it is getting along every moment,

maintaining it every day"

That's right

What?

Thafslove

- Yes

- You're amazing

Thank you

- He is right

- You have good taste

He hit the nail on the head

Thank you

He copied it

What? I composed it

You copied?

It came to me on the spot

You copied

Do I look like I'm lying?

Where did you copy it from?

Why would I copy? the line about...

"a lifetime of love" came from my heart

A true friend of The Scholar of

North Point Public School

and his Sidekick

We're so proud

Thank you

- Hey...

- What?

What is it?

It's like this

What is it?

- We all know...

- What are you looking at

you still kept every tissue

used by your first love

Quit joking; he's so embarrassed

Write something for him

Then you may reclaim

the title of Scholar of North Point Public School

Come on, write something

I said no

You just don't know what to copy?

Write

I'll show you right now

- Okay

- Write

I got it

"Youthful loves are all perfect regrets"

Buddy

leave them here

OK:

I have something, too

Hi, Honey

What happened to your hair?

I shaved it off; you said

you've never seen me bald.

Do you like it?

What do you want?

Let's start over

You know I have a boyfriend now

If you want me to be happy,

give us your blessing

I give you my blessing

Honey.

This was your first gift to me

I cannot bear to part with this cigarette case.

Even now, I carry it on me

Throw it away

I know my wife still loves me

As soon as she saw me

She noticed my new hairstyle

Enough!

I think you should give up, okay?

When I took out the cigarette case

Her eyes got red

She told you to throw it away.

Let me help you

My cigarette case. Don't throw it!

Over here

- Don't throw it! Give it back to me

- Catch

Here you go, Hag

Why did you throw my cigarette case away?

Give it back to me. My case...

You really dived in!

Where is my cigarette case?

- How long have you known me?

- Cigarette case

Cigarette case

Let's go all the way! Here

Damn

Damn

Let's go

See you later

You bastards!

Damn

"Some pain cannot be Verbalized"

"Some love cannot be understood"

Excuse me

I want to put the stuff my ex and I had here

How much does it cost?

How much?

We weren't together long

I've drawn everything about him

Now I don't want it anymore

May I put it here?

How much does it cost?

I'll pay anything!

Please write a touching story for me

"Breakup Mini Storage:

Lay to rest your memories of love"

"Rent More, Save More: 30% off for 4 or more spaces"

"Weekly - Monthly - Yearly Pre-pay and get 10% off"

This is Big Head. He's my son

But his Daddy ran away from home two months ago

But that's okay

I'd found him a new Daddy

But I worry my present boyfriend will be jealous

Please take good care of him

Give him love

Will you give him love?

If you would like that

But at $1,000 a month

You wouldn't

He may not, but I will

All right

Deal. $600

By and by, we shall find a brand new heart

And forget the heartbeat that was never ours

When he said he'd leave me

I attempted suicide with this

I held this knife,

planning to stab myself like this

I thought he would stop me as he usually did

But he didn't,

and called me bluff

I couldn't let him win, so I stabbed in

I just managed to cut my skin

Please put it in the second space on the third row

That was his seat in school

Thank you so much! Because...

Not there, down below!

"In the face of death, we know the value of life;"

"in the face of loss,

we know the value of having had"

You broke up with the fat girl?

No

You're the third wheel?

This is a picture of me

No way

This is you?

I used to look like that

Back then, in order to keep him...

I borrowed money for

plastic surgery in Korea, and dieted

In the end, he left me anyway

I don't blame him

I was a fool

But I really miss the old me

Love is great

A man like that is not worth it

But which plastic surgeon did you go to in Korea?

Where do you want surgery on?

Her buttocks

My girlfriend and I loved Eason

Now she doesn't like him anymore

She likes someone named G-Dragon

You know what a dragon is, right?

Those fire-spitting dinosaurs

Can you make me a cup of coffee?

Because I'm a bit... dry from talking

Your coffee

Thanks

You're welcome

The bitterest thing

I've tasted! Is it really coffee?

Don't say anything

This bitterness...

matches my present mood so well!

Thank you

You're welcome

Thank you

May I have a cookie?

Please take care of Cloudy.

Feed him 5 times a day

A goldfish! Do we accept it?

Sure, take everything

How about a dog?

Sir, your Breakup Coffee

It's so bitter

He gave me this bow.

I've just played...

my last song with it

I don't need it anymore

He's about to get married. I hate him.

My ex-girlfriend gave me this cell phone

Next time, you might try our Breakup Coffee

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