Bridal Wave

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OKAY, MRS. MORGAN

IS PREPPED IN O.R. 2,

THE DERMA-LASER PEOPLE

WANT YOUR ENDORSEMENT...

I'M ON BOARD.

THEIR CLINICAL TRIALS

ARE PERFECT.

GOOD.

YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW

AT 5:
00 WITH AMA MAGAZINE,

15 MINUTES TOPS.

WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?

YOU'D BE LOST.

YES. I WOULD.

[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

YOUR MOTHER?

YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?

NO.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

HELLO, MOTHER.

NOW, REMEMBER,

NO HORSEBACK RIDING,

AND NO AGGRESSIVE SHOPPING

FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.

[CHUCKLES]

CAN YOU DO THAT?

[CHUCKLING]

GOOD MORNING.

[SOTTO] ASHLEY,

EQUESTRIAN, 21ST BIRTHDAY.

AND HOW ARE WE DOING

TODAY, ASHLEY?

BETTER NOW THA YOU'RE HERE,

DR. HAMILTON.

WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

SO... YEAH,

A THREE-DAY EVEN OR DRESSAGE?

DRESSAGE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU REMEMBER.

EVERYTHING LOOKS JUST FINE.

THANK YOU,

DR. HAMILTON.

MY PLEASURE.

OKAY,

LET'S GET THIS ON YOU...

HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

- GOOD.

- GOOD?

REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.

AND YOU'RE ALL SET.

WATCH YOUR STEP.

AND THE ATTENDAN WILL WALK YOU OUT.

OH, AND HAPPY 21ST.

[GIGGLES]

YAY!

YOU KNOW WHAT I GO FOR MY 21ST BIRTHDAY?

I'M GUESSING

IT WASN'T A NOSE JOB.

NOPE,

JUST A JOB.

HOWEVER, I DID GE TO WEAR AN APRON

AND FILL KETCHUP BOTTLES.

WELL, AFTER THE WEEKEND,

YOU WILL BE:

MRS. DR. HAMILTON,

AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORK

EVER AGAIN.

MRS. DR. HAMILTON?

MM-HM.

HMM, THAT IS CATCHY.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

AND I'M NOT QUITTING.

PROMISE?

YES.

GOOD.

WHEN THE SMITH TWINS COME IN

TO GET THEIR EARS PINNED BACK,

I WILL BE RIGHT HERE,

FOR ALL FOUR EARS.

YOU DON'T THINK

WE'RE RUSHING THINGS,

DO YOU?

WE'VE BEEN

TOGETHER FOUR YEARS.

NO, WE'VE WORKED

TOGETHER FOUR YEARS.

THAT'S DIFFERENT.

ALTHOUGH, THEY DO SAY

MARRIAGE IS WORK.

ARE YOU GETTING COLD FEET?

NO. [SCOFFS]

MAYBE JUST ONE COLD FOOT.

WEDDING JITTERS.

HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.

NOT YOU.

WELL, IF I HAD JITTERS,

I WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A SURGEON,

NOW, WOULD I?

YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I JUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE

I LET MY MOTHER:

PLAN OUR WEDDING.

YOU'RE GONNA

BE FINE.

FINE?

THAT'S WHAT YOU TELL

YOUR PATIENTS.

AND THEY ARE FINE.

NOT MRS. ZIMMER.

MRS. ZIMMER WAS NOT FINE,

SHE HAD COMPLICATIONS.

AND WHAT IF...

WE HAVE COMPLICATIONS?

WE WON'T.

WE HAVE NEVER EVEN

HAD A FIGHT.

WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM.

OH, AND JUST...

THERE YOU GO,

THAT'S BETTER.

[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

OH, YOUR MOTHER?

YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?

UM--

[P.A.]:
DR. HAMILTON

TO O.R. 2.

SORRY, GOT A NOSE TO BREAK.

SEE YOU SATURDAY.

YUP, I WILL BE THE GIRL

WEARING THE LONG WHITE DRESS.

HI, MOM.

[ALL CHEERING]

SURPRISE!

[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]

OH, WOW...

RICE-A-RONI?

YOUR DAD ATE THE WHITE RICE

LAST NIGHT.

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE

SUPPOSED TO THROW THE RICE

AFTER THE WEDDING.

WE ARE JUS SO THRILLED.

WE THOUGHT THIS MOMEN WOULD NEVER COME.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL MARRIED,

YOUR SISTER'S MARRIED--

I KNOW,

I AM THE LAS SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH.

WHAT YOUR MOTHER

MEANS IS,

IF YOU'RE HAPPY,

WE'RE HAPPY.

OF COURSE SHE'S HAPPY.

SHE'S GETTING MARRIED.

IT'S A MIRACLE.

ALTHOUGH I DON' UNDERSTAND

WHY HE CAN'T BE HERE

TILL SATURDAY.

MOTHER, I ALREADY TOLD YOU,

HE HAS:

A NASAL RECONSTRUCTION SEMINAR.

HE CAN' CHANGE HIS PLANS?

HE'S THE KEY-NOSE SPEAKER.

[LAUGHTER]

WELL, I HOPE

YOU TWO ARE STILL JOKING

IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP.

MOTHER...

WHERE'S YOUR RING?

UH, PHILLIP TOOK I TO GET SIZED.

IT WAS TOO TIGHT, THAT'S ALL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

TURN THAT TV OFF.

YOU DON'T KNOW

HOW LONG I'VE WAITED

TO SEE SOMEONE IN THIS DRESS.

I'M PRETTY SURE WE DO.

OH, WE DO, MOM.

WELL, YOU COULD HAVE WORN I IF YOU HADN'T ELOPED.

AND THAT IS WHY:

WE ELOPED.

[CHUCKLING]

IS THAT ALL:

YOU'RE GOING TO PACK?

YEAH.

WHAT ELSE DO I NEED?

I GUESS, IF YOU WANT TO WEAR

THE SAME THING TO THE BRUNCH,

TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER,

TO THE NO-HOST COCKTAIL PARTY,

TO THE SUNSET CHINESE

LANTERN CEREMONY--

OKAY, MOM...

I KNOW THAT YOU WANT THIS

TO BE THE WEDDING

THAT YOU AND DAD

NEVER HAD,

BUT YOU PROMISED

TO KEEP THIS LOW-KEY.

YOU DID ASK MOM:

TO DO SOMETHING LOW-KEY.

IT IS LOW-KEY.

IT'S JUST US AND THEM.

HONESTLY, I DO NOT KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF.

BECAUSE SHE'S NO A WEDDING PERSON, MOM.

I MEAN,

YOU KNOW THAT.

THAT'S

RIDICULOUS.

WHAT WOMAN DOESN' LIKE A WEDDING?

YOU SET A DATE,

YOU GET MARRIED.

WELL, ACTUALLY, MOM,

YOU SET THE DATE.

WAS I SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR YOU

TO GET YOUR AARP CARD?

BESIDES,

THE NUPTIAL PACKAGE

IS ONLY GOOD UNTIL MAY.

NUPTIAL PACKAGE?

OH.

MOTHER.

HI.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

OH, I JUST THOUGH WE SHOULD TALK,

WITHOUT ALL THOSE

PEOPLE AROUND.

"THOSE PEOPLE," WOW,

YOU MEAN GEORGIE'S FAMILY?

YOU'LL GET USED TO THEM

ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

WHAT A DELIGHTFUL PROSPECT.

YOU MIGHT BE:

SURPRISED.

OH, I AM SURPRISED.

UP UNTIL NOW, YOU'VE BEEN

THE PERFECT SON.

OH, MOTHER...

I JUST DON' UNDERSTAND,

OF ALL THE SUITABLE GIRLS,

YOU MARRYING SOMEONE LIKE HER.

OH, I'M NOT MARRYING

SOMEONE LIKE HER.

I'M MARRYING HER.

WELL, SHE'S

THE EXACT OPPOSITE

OF ANYONE YOU'VE EVER DATED.

BECAUSE SHE'S NO A SHALLOW SOCIALITE?

OR THE DAUGHTER OF

ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I'M NOT CALLING

OFF THIS WEDDING.

WELL THEN, POSTPONE.

EVERYONE KNOWS:

A PROPER WEDDING TAKES

A YEAR AND A HALF TO PLAN.

GEORGIE'S MOM

WORKED HARD ON THIS.

I AM THE MOTHER OF THE GROOM.

I AT LEAST SHOULD HAVE

BEEN CONSULTED.

NO, NO, NO,

AS I RECALL,

YOU WERE TOO BUSY.

[SCOFFING]

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING,

I WOULDN'T HAVE

FORCED MY GUESTS TO TRAVEL.

IT'S LESS THAN AN HOUR AWAY.

YOU'VE DRIVEN FARTHER

FOR A PAIR OF SHOES.

NOW, I KNOW

THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU.

I KNOW THAT YOU FEEL ALONE

SINCE FATHER DIED.

YOU'RE NO LOSING A SON.

YOU'RE GAINING

A DAUGHTER.

AS THEY SAY.

OKAY.

LOOK, I WILL

PICK YOU UP ON SATURDAY.

I'LL BE COUNTING THE MOMENTS.

LOVE YOU!

LOVE YOU.

HEY, BETH, LONG TIME.

I KNOW WHERE HE IS.

...WELL, I'LL

BE THERE ON TUESDAY.

NO. I PLAN ON IT.

GREAT, PERFECT.

OKAY.

HEY, MAN.

SORRY I'M LATE.

THAT'S OKAY.

LOST YOUR SHOES?

UH...

MISSED THE FERRY.

AH.

SO, IS THA HOW THEY DRESS

IN WHEREVER IT IS

YOU'RE FROM NOW?

YOU INTERESTED IN MY WARDROBE

OR MY SKETCHES?

THESE ARE GOOD.

YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR TOUCH.

THANKS.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SET UP

A CLIENT DINNER.

FRIDAY NIGHT, ST. MICHELE'S?

UH... YEAH, I CAN' THAT NIGHT.

I'VE GOT PLANS.

YEAH, THAT'S NO GOING TO CUT IT, LUKE.

YOU WANT BACK IN THE FIRM,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

TO DO THE DANCE.

I MEAN, YOU WERE

THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS,

BUT THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.

THREE IF WE'RE COUNTING.

WELL, CLIENTS WANT PUPPIES,

NOT OLD DOGS.

OLD DOGS?

YOU WANT THE JOB?

I THOUGHT I DID.

WELL, PUT ON A SUIT,

AND GET A PLACE IN THE CITY.

AND WOULD YOU GET A CELL PHONE

WITH RECEPTION, PLEASE?

YOU MEAN BECOME:

THE PERSON I USED TO BE.

WELL, WAS THAT SO BAD?

UM...

I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.

YOU REALIZE I'LL JUS FIND SOMEONE ELSE.

YEAH.

YEAH, I KNOW THAT.

I'M NOT CALLING YOU AGAIN.

WELL, IF THE PHONE

DON'T RING,

I'LL KNOW IT'S YOU.

[FERRY HORN BLARES]

I KNOW, I CAN' BELIEVE IT EITHER.

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