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WE ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS

GOING TO BE AN OLD MAID.

[CHUCKLING]

[MUTTERING] "OLD MAID..."

[MUTTERING] "PUPPIES"?

[HORN BLARES]

THE INTER-ISLAND FERRY

WILL BE READY FOR BOARDING

IN 10 MINUTES.

ARRIVING VEHICLES

MUST CLEAR THE RAMP

PRIOR TO LOADING.

[SIGHING AND MUTTERING]

WHERE IS IT?

OH, THANK...

OH. SORRY.

NO, I'M SORRY.

I WAS HERE FIRST.

I'M PRETTY SURE WE WERE HERE

AT THE SAME TIME.

WELL, I NEED IT MORE.

I DOUBT THAT.

I HAVE A HEADACHE.

I HAVE A BIGGER ONE.

I HAVE A NECK ACHE.

I STEPPED ON A NAIL,

AND MY FORMER INTERN

CALLED ME AN OLD DOG.

MY MOM CALLED ME AN OLD MAID.

OUCH.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

ARE YOU SAYING I'M OLD?

NO.

BUT YOU'RE

THINKING IT.

NO,

BUT MY HEADACHE'S

GETTING WORSE.

[SIGHING]

FINE.

TAKE IT.

I'LL JUST... EAT ICE CREAM

UNTIL I PASS OUT.

[GROANING]

OKAY, NOW I FEEL BAD.

WE CAN...SPLIT IT.

REALLY?

YEAH.

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT...

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

UH... HERE YOU GO.

[CHUCKLES]

NO.

PLEASE TAKE IT.

PLEASE, NO, YOU TAKE IT.

SAVE IT FOR...

ICE CREAM:

UNTIL THE PILLS KICK IN.

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW,

THE, UH, FERRY HAS

FROZEN YOGURT.

IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY HAVE

THE HEALING POWERS OF ICE CREAM,

BUT IT'S GOOD.

MAYBE WE COULD:

HAVE A SCOOP.

I CAN'T.

OH.

IS IT...

IS IT THE FLIP FLOPS?

BECAUSE I DO OWN SHOES.

I BELIEVE YOU,

UH, AND I JUST HAVE TO GO.

OKAY.

WHERE IS SHE?

THE FERRY'S HERE.

HERE SHE IS.

MOM THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY.

NO, I JUST,

I JUST HAD A HEADACHE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO GET A HEADACHE

AFTER YOU GET MARRIED.

COME ON, THE FERRY'S

PULLING IN.

I KNOW. OKAY.

JEEZ...

OLD MAID?

OH, THANK YOU.

[GASPING]

ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

WELCOME, BIENVENUE.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

UH, YEAH,

WE'LL TAKE FIVE TICKETS

TO THE 4:
00 SHOW,

AND A LARGE:

POPCORN, PLEASE.

GEORGIE!

WE'RE HERE FOR

THE DWYER-HAMILTON WEDDING.

THE DELUXE #3 PACKAGE

WITH THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.

[GASPING IN DELIGHT]

[WINCING] AH!

QUINOA.

IT'S THE NEW RICE.

STANDARD:

ON ALL PACKAGES.

THIS MUST BE THE BRIDE.

OH, NO, SHE'S

ALREADY MARRIED.

THIS IS THE BRIDE.

HI. YEAH.

OH, I

APOLOGIZE.

WELL, IT HAPPENS.

ALL THE TIME.

AND THE GROOM?

HE'S AT A CONFERENCE.

DR. PHILLIP HAMILTON.

YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF HIM?

HE INVENTED:

THE HAMILTON NOSE.

HIS FATHER INVENTED

THE HAMILTON CHIN.

MOM.

OH.

UH, WELL...

[CLEARING THROAT]

DO YOU HAVE:

ANY OTHER COLORS?

YELLOW WASHES HER OUT.

YES, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

AH, PINK--

PINK REALLY ISN' HER COLOR EITHER.

WHITE GOES WITH EVERYTHING.

- WHITE, GEORGIE?

- FINE.

MAY I?

WELL, FOLLOW ME.

EVERYTHING'S

GOING TO BE FINE...

AND AS:

YOU CAN SEE,

WE'VE REMODELED

IN THE LAST TWO YEARS,

WHICH PUTS US ON PAR

WITH THE OTHER FIVE-STAR

HOTELS IN THE AREA.

THERE'S OUR FORMAL RESTAURANT.

OVER TO THIS SIDE IS OUR LOUNGE.

HERE'S OUR COMPLIMENTARY

COCONUT WATER...

AND OUR VIEW.

NOW, OUR AWARD-WINNING AMENITIES

INCLUDE A SPA:

A 24-HOUR

FITNESS CENTER, A POOL,

AND JACUZZI HEATED

TO 104 DEGREES.

HONEY, IN TWO DAYS,

THAT WILL BE YOU.

[SIGHS IN

SATISFACTION]

THIS WAY.

GREETINGS, NEWLYWEDS

AND NEARLYWEDS.

AND... HERE WE ARE.

YOUR ROOM'S

DOWN THIS WAY.

- SWEET.

- THANK YOU.

M.O.B.,

F.O.B.?

EXCUSE ME?

MOTHER OF THE BRIDE,

FATHER OF THE BRIDE.

OH.

GROOM'S

PARENTS?

WELL, M.O.G.

IS ON HER WAY,

AND F.O.G. DECEASED.

I SEE.

FOLLOW ME.

OKAY.

AND FOR THE BRIDE,

THE "I DO" SUITE.

I HOPE:

YOU LIKE IT.

I DO.

OH, SHE DOES.

NUPTIAL BASKET.

UPSTAIRS, WE HAVE

"HIS" AND "HERS" ROBES

AND BEDSIDE:

ROSE PETALS.

WOW.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING

YOU NEED,

MY DIRECT LINE.

THANK YOU.

EXCUSE ME.

NOW, I'M GOING TO GO

CHECK ON YOUR FATHER.

ARE YOU GOING TO BE

ALL RIGHT ALONE IN HERE?

MOTHER,

I'M NOT ALONE.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OUTSIDE]

SEE?

I HAVE THEM.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[KISSING]

BYE.

BYE!

[SIGHING]

NUPTIAL PACKAGE...

[SCOFFING]

OH.

PHILLIP AND...

GEORGE.

[RINGING]

PHILLIP...

HELLO THERE.

HEY, HOW'S THE CONFERENCE?

YOU WERE RIGHT,

I USED YOUR OPENING LINE,

AND MY TALK ON:

THE NASOBUCCAL MEMBRANE

WAS STANDING ROOM ONLY.

HOW'S THE HOTEL?

OH, WELL, NUPTIALLY SPEAKING,

I THINK YOUR MOTHER'S

GOING TO HATE IT.

MOTHER HATES EVERYTHING.

REALLY?

WOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.

UH, GEORGIE, SWEETIE,

THE SINITIS FORUM'S

ABOUT TO START.

CAN YOU TEXT ME THE SCHEDULE?

I CAN'T REACH SHEILA.

I ALREADY DID.

WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?

YOU'D BE LOST?

YES, I WOULD.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW,

MRS. HAMILTON.

YES.

BYE.

BYE.

[BUSTLE OF BUSY CROWD]

[APPLAUSE]

OOH, SORRY.

I MEAN...

WHOO!

[AWKWARDLY]

CONGRATULATIONS.

WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU

TO YOUR JOYOUS OCCASION.

[APPLAUSE]

[]

UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.

MAY I SEE:

YOUR ROOM KEY?

EXCUSE ME?

ARE YOU STAYING:

HERE, SIR?

UH... NOPE.

THE PU-PUS ARE ONLY

FOR THE GUESTS.

SINCE WHEN?

WE'RE UNDER

NEW OWNERSHIP, SIR.

AND THE NEW OWNER

HAS A PU-PU POLICY?

SIR...

OKAY.

HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

APPARENTLY:

I'M GETTING DE-PU-PU'D.

YOU JUST WITNESS

WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

OH, YEAH.

ALL OF IT.

THE LEANING TOWER OF PU-PUS?

MORE LIKE... STONEHENGE?

[CHUCKLES]

UM... YOU, UH,

YOU HERE FOR A WEDDING?

YEAH. YOU?

NO. NO, NO, NO,

I'M HERE FOR THE APPETIZERS.

HMM.

YEAH. BRIDESMAID?

NO. NO, NO...

SURE DODGED:

A BULLET THERE, HUH?

[CHUCKLING] YEAH.

YEAH.

I'M THE BRIDE.

[LAUGHS]

YOU'RE KIDDING.

NO.

YOU'RE

NOT KIDDING.

AND I BELIEVE YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO SAY "CONGRATULATIONS."

RIGHT. I, UH...

I'M SORRY,

IT'S JUST,

I SEE A LOT OF BRIDES, AND...

YOU DON'T HAVE THAT THING,

YOU KNOW, THE, UM...

THE BRIDAL GLOW?

OH.

WELL, WHAT DO I HAVE?

UM... THE LOOK OF SOMEONE

THAT'S GOING TO GO

SEE THE DENTIST?

BESIDES, STONEHENGE

WAS A BURIAL SITE.

YEAH, BUT I'M SURE THEY HAD

WEDDINGS THERE.

NO. NO, JUST SACRIFICES.

WELL.

SO, WHEN'S THE BIG DAY?

UM, THE DAY

AFTER TOMORROW.

AH.

YEAH.

THE DELUXE PACKAGE WITH

THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?

HAVE YOU BEEN:

STALKING MY MOTHER?

GROUPON.

THEY DID A SPECIAL

A FEW MONTHS BACK,

AND THE PLACE HAS BEEN PACKED.

OKAY, SO YOU'RE

A WEDDING PLANNER?

NO, NO, I JUST LIVE CLOSE BY.

ABOUT 100 YARDS.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S,

THAT'S REALLY CLOSE.

AND YOU'RE NO WEARING A RING.

IT'S GETTING SIZED.

TOO LOOSE OR TOO TIGHT?

WHY?

NOTHING.

WELL, IT'S JUST,

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

IF THE RING IS TOO TIGHT,

YOU SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED.

- REALLY?

- YEAH.

HMM.

I NEVER HEARD THAT.

DR. HAMILTON,

FORGIVE ME, SIR.

I DIDN'T REALIZE.

I DIDN'T REALIZE...

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

OH, NO, HE'S--

NO, FORGIVE ME.

HERE'S TO FINDING

THAT ONE PERSON TO ANNOY

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

CHEERS.

GEORGIE?

DAD.

- HI.

- HI.

HEY.

UH, THIS IS...

LUKE GRIGGS.

JUDD DWYER.

YOU WITH THE HOTEL?

HE'S...

HOTEL-ADJACENT.

DO YOU DO ANY:

FISHING AROUND HERE?

OH, YEAH, ALL THE TIME.

I'LL TELL YOU A GREAT PLACE

IF YOU KEEP IT QUIET.

MUM'S THE WORD.

OH. YEAH.

NORTH OF THE POINT,

LEFT SIDE OF THE REEF.

HALIBUT CITY.

I LOVE HALIBUT.

IT'S AN UNDER-RATED

FISH, RIGHT?

OH, ABSOLUTELY.

YEAH.

YOU WANT A DRINK?

WHY NOT?

HERE, TAKE MINE.

OH.

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