Bridal Wave Page #6

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OH.

WELL, WE WORK TOGETHER.

WE'VE ACTUALLY WORKED TOGETHER

FOR FOUR YEARS,

AND THINGS JUST SORT OF

FELL INTO PLACE.

WE JUST...

EVOLVED.

SO YOU EVOLVED, AND...

AND THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT?

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

WELL, NOT EVERYONE HAS A STORY.

UM... [CLEARING THROAT]

I-I DO.

YOU DO?

YEAH, UH, THIS GIRL

WALKED INTO A MINI MART.

I WAS DEFINITELY NO PLANNING ON MEETING SOMEONE,

AND OUR HANDS TOUCHED

OVER AN ASPIRIN BOTTLE.

I HAD A HEADACHE.

SHE DID TOO.

IT WAS SHEER AGONY

AT FIRST SIGHT.

[CHUCKLES]

SHE WAS LUMINOUS.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

APOLOGIES.

WHAT DID WE MISS?

CLEARLY NOTHING.

FELICE IS RIGHT.

YOU JUST MISSED SOME

FAKE WEDDING STUFF,

AND FOOD, THAT'S ALL.

HI.

HEY.

UH, TO GEORGIE AND PHILLIP,

MAY YOU ALWAYS BE AS HAPPY

AS YOU ARE THIS VERY MINUTE.

WHO'S THAT?

UH, THAT'S LUKE,

THE WEDDING STAND-IN.

THE STAND-IN.

AND NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,

I GUESS I CAN GO.

OH, YOU WORK FOR THE HOTEL?

NO.

NO, NO, BUT I RECOMMEND

THE CHICKEN KIEV.

UH, JUDD.

EMMA, M, M...

GEORGIE, HAVE

A WONDERFUL WEDDING.

THANK YOU.

OH, WAIT.

YOU FORGO YOUR RING.

NO, NO, IT'S YOURS.

NO, TAKE IT. IT'S YOURS.

IT'S YOURS.

BE HAPPY, GEORGIE.

WHEN WAS THE LAS TIME WE WERE ALONE?

UH, POST-BRUNCH,

PRE-NECKLIFT?

[CHUCKLES RUEFULLY]

I'M SORRY

ABOUT TODAY,

AND YESTERDAY.

IT'S OKAY.

NO, IT'S NOT.

I SHOULD HAVE LE GREEN HANDLE IT,

BUT I JUST, I COULDN'T.

I KNOW.

YOU DO KNOW.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHA I LOVE ABOUT YOU,

I DON'T HAVE TO

EXPLAIN THINGS.

THAT'S WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT ME?

DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT TODAY.

IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOU STANDING UP TO MY MOTHER,

I GET IT.

I WOULD HAVE DONE

THE EXACT SAME THING.

ALTHOUGH, CAN I

BE HONEST WITH YOU?

PLEASE.

NOT TO PUT DOWN YOUR

MOTHER'S DRESS, OR ANYTHING,

BUT I MEAN, THE VERA WANG

REALLY WOULD BE MORE FLATTERING.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

- OH.

- SORRY.

[CELL PHONE RINGING

OUTSIDE]

I'M NOT PICKING UP.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

JUST, ONCE ALL THIS

WEDDING STUFF:

IS BEHIND US,

EVERYTHING WILL SETTLE DOWN.

WHICH REMINDS ME,

I ALMOST FORGOT.

I HAVE SOMETHING

FOR YOU.

TRY IT ON.

ISN'T THAT BAD LUCK?

SINCE WHEN ARE YOU

SUPERSTITIOUS?

YOU'RE RIGHT,

IT'S PROBABLY WORSE LUCK

IF IT DOESN'T FIT, RIGHT?

IT'S TOO LOOSE.

I'LL PUT TAPE ON IT.

NO. I TOLD...

ISN'T THAT...

HEY, YOU'RE

THE STAND-IN GUY, RIGHT?

SORRY?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

HEY, PHILLIP,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WANT TO TALK:

TO THAT GUY.

I JUST NOTICED:

SOMETHING EARLIER,

AND I'D KICK MYSELF

IF I DIDN'T ADDRESS IT.

OH, SURE, OKAY.

HEY.

HI.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL

NIGHT, HUH?

YEAH, UH, LOOK, UM,

I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING

BACK AT THE DINING ROOM,

BUT YOU LEFT IN SUCH A HURRY

THAT I NEVER GOT A CHANCE.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD

YOUR NOSE BROKEN?

LOOK, UM,

NOTHING HAPPENED, OKAY?

NOT NOTHING-NOTHING,

'CAUSE UNDER DIFFEREN CIRCUMSTANCES,

SOMETHING:

COULD HAVE HAPPENED,

BUT IT DIDN'T.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

GO AHEAD, TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.

I PROBABLY DESERVE IT.

WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT?

I SHOULDN'T HAVE

TAKEN HER UP-ISLAND.

AND-AND MY SHORTCUT,

IT COULD HAVE BEEN SHORTER.

AND IT'S POSSIBLE I KNEW

MY BATTERY WAS GONNA DIE...

BUT I-I HAVE TO

APOLOGIZE, PHILLIP.

I DIDN'T...

YOU HAVE AN AMAZING WOMAN,

AND, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING

COULD HAVE HAPPENED,

BUT IT DIDN'T,

AND IT WON'T,

BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE

GETTING MARRIED IN 18 HOURS.

YEAH...

YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT THAT MEANT,

AND I DO KNOW THA GEORGIE IS AMAZING,

AND I AM LUCKY:

TO HAVE HER.

OKAY, LOOK--

YOU DON' HAVE TO EXPLAIN.

I TRUST YOU.

YOU HAVE THIS SLIGH NASAL FRACTURE,

MOST LIKELY:

FROM AN OLD INJURY

THAT WAS UNTREATED.

I CAN FIX IT.

HE CAN.

OKAY.

THE THING IS, I LIKE MY NOSE.

I USE IT FOR BREATHING.

HOW IS YOUR BREATHING?

COME TO THINK OF IT,

IT'S NOT THAT GOOD.

YOU KNOW, I'D REALLY

LIKE TO LOOK AT THA UNDER THE LIGHT.

UM... CAN WE?

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH?

YEAH, LET'S GO,

LET'S GO INSIDE.

OH, YEAH,

YOU GUYS...

YEAH.

TELL ME IF YOU FEEL

ANY TENDERNESS:

OR A CLICKING:

SOUND THERE.

RIGHT THERE?

A LITTLE BI RIGHT THERE.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

AND ARE YOU PRONE

TO INFECTION?

SOMETIMES.

OKAY, SO, LISTEN,

CALL GEORGIE,

SET UP:

AN APPOINTMENT.

WE'LL BE BACK IN THE

OFFICE ON TUESDAY.

WE'LL GET YOU

SORTED OUT.

ALL RIGHT?

OKAY, TUESDAY.

NO HONEYMOON?

OH, WELL, THIS IS

OUR HONEYMOON.

UNTIL WE CAN SNEAK OFF

IN AUGUST, TO ROME.

[CHUCKLES]

CHECK OUT SOME OF

THOSE ROMAN NOSES, HUH?

[LAUGHING]

I LIKE THIS GUY.

YEAH.

WE SHOULD GO,

HONEY.

SO, UH, I'LL

SEE YOU TOMORROW?

YEAH.

YEAH, UH, SEE YOU...

TOMORROW?

AT THE WEDDING.

I ASSUME:

YOU'LL BE THERE NOW.

UH... WELL,

I AM PART OF THE HONEYMOON.

SO WHY NOT SEE THIS THROUGH

TILL THE END, RIGHT?

[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

AT 3:
00?

BLACK TIE OPTIONAL?

- UM...

- YEAH.

YUP. YES.

WE'LL SEE YOU.

OKAY, YEAH.

BYE.

BYE.

[]

MY LOVE'S NOT HEAVY

MY LOVE RUNS DEEP

YOU'VE TOUCHED THE SURFACE

OF WHAT LIES BENEATH

I TASTE YOUR KISSES

IN THE SUMMER BREEZE

I'M AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER

ANTICIPATING A LOVE SO SWEET

BLOSSOMING:

SUDDENLY:

MY HEART WANTS TO SING

LA-LA-LA...

YEAH, I SHOULD

BE AVAILABLE:

TILL ABOUT 2:
30-ISH,

I'VE JUST GOT TO WRAP

SOMETHING UP THIS AFTERNOON.

OKAY, GREAT.

TALK TO YOU SOON.

BYE.

I DIDN'T MEAN...

WRAP UP LIKE A SANDWICH.

I KNOW.

SO, IT'S THE, UH,

IT'S THE BIG DAY.

YOUR COLD FOOT AGAIN, HUH?

OH...

IT'S BOTH FEET NOW.

AND I'M AFRAID

IT'S NOT JUST MY FEET.

OKAY.

YOU'RE AN AMAZING MAN--

OH, BOY.

YOU'RE

THE PERFECT MAN.

I MEAN, WHO WOULDN' WANT TO MARRY YOU?

WELL, I'M GUESSING...

YOU.

WE DON'T HAVE THAT THING

THAT-THAT COUPLES HAVE

WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE.

WE DON'T HAVE A STORY,

WE DON'T...

HAVE THAT MOMEN WHERE WE JUST KNEW,

AND IT'S LIKE WE GO SWEPT UP IN THIS WAVE,

AND NOW WE ARE ABOU TO MAKE A HUGE MISTAKE.

GEORGIE, WE COULD--

NO, IF WE DIDN' WORK TOGETHER,

AND YOU DIDN' DEPEND ON ME SO MUCH...

IF I WAS JUST...

SOME GIRL:

YOU MET IN A MINI-MART...

WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?

PROBABLY NOT.

YEAH, I THINK I'VE BEEN

USING WORK AS AN EXCUSE.

I KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING

MISSING BETWEEN US,

I JUST...

I THOUGHT IT WAS FIXABLE,

YOU KNOW?

WE JUST...

WORK TOGETHER SO WELL

AT THE OFFICE, YOU KNOW?

I JUST THOUGHT ALL OF THIS

WAS THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP.

I DO LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

[CHUCKLING]

SO YOU'RE NOT UPSET?

I... I GUESS I SHOULD BE,

BUT, UM...

OOH...

I THINK I'M RELIEVED.

WHEW.

YEAH.

WELL...

YOU HAVE JUS MADE ME

THE HAPPIEST WOMAN

ON EARTH.

[LAUGHING]

NO, I TAKE THAT BACK.

YOU'VE MADE YOUR MOTHER

THE HAPPIEST WOMAN

ON EARTH.

I CAN JUST HEAR:

THE CELEBRATION NOW.

MM, COUNTRY CLUB,

POACHED SALMON?

NO BUTTER:

OR BUTTER SUBSTITUTES.

NONE AT ALL.

NO.

HOO.

WHAT AM I GOING:

TO TELL MY MOTHER?

SHE'S GONNA BE CRUSHED.

WE SHOULD JUS GET MARRIED.

WE'LL-WE'LL

TELL THEM TOGETHER.

[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

THE CLINIC.

TAKE IT.

NO, I--

OKAY, I WILL...

I WILL MEET YOU FOR BRUNCH,

AND WE WILL TELL THEM TOGETHER.

OKAY.

I WILL BE THE HAPPILY

UNMARRIED GIRL:

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