Bridesmaids
- I'm so...
- I'm so glad you called.
I'm so glad
you were free.
God,
I love your eyes.
Okay, now what?
Cup my balls.
- Okay, yes.
- All right. I can do that.
- Oh! There it is.
- There we go.
That feels good.
You know what to do.
Okay, you know what?
Slow it down, slow it down.
Okay.
Slow it down.
There we go.
How's that?
That's good, nice and slow.
See? Doesn't that feel good?
Yeah.
No, I want to go fast.
You want to go fast?
Fast.
Yeah. No...
Oh, yeah.
That feels good.
Oh, Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what?
I think...
I think maybe
we are on different
rhythms here.
I was having a nightmare.
I was so scared.
Good morning.
You look beautiful.
No, I'm sure
I look terrible.
I just woke up.
Are you kidding?
I'm sure I'm a mess.
You slept over.
I did.
I thought we had
a rule against that.
Oh.
I'm kidding.
Oh.
That was funny.
I'm kidding.
You're funny
in the morning.
I like hanging out
with you.
Oh. Yeah.
I love hanging out with you.
I think we get
along really well
and you're so sexy.
I know.
I just have a lot
coming up at work
and I don't want
to make promises
I can't keep.
You know what I mean?
I know you do.
Yeah.
We're on the same page.
I'm not looking for
a relationship right now,
either. Let's just say that.
Whatever you wanna...
I can do...
I'd rather just...
I like simple...
I'm not like other girls.
I'm not like,
"Be my boyfriend!"
Unless you were like, "Yeah!"
Then I'd be like,
"Maybe."
Mmm. But let's not.
I don't want that either.
Wow, this is so awkward.
I really want you to leave,
but I don't know how to say it
without sounding like a dick.
Come on!
Hands behind your heads!
Let's go! Sit-ups!
You're looking
like pieces of bacon
on a plate.
It's disgusting!
I smell the fat!
- He scares me.
- Me, too.
But he's
an excellent motivator.
That's true.
What are you looking at?
Oh, Sh*t, he sees us.
Oh, God.
Hey! Hey!
If you want to
take this class,
you're going to
have to pay for it
like the rest
of these b*tches!
What, are you dancing?
In the park...
Dance class?
You are not dancing.
You are not
dancing in the park!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Freeloaders!
I'm coming over there.
- Is he coming?
Sorry, Rodney.
We're on a budget.
- Oh, come on!
- It's only 12 bucks!
Oh, my God!
Come on!
You f***ing freeloaders.
We are out
of our minds.
I know.
That's okay.
I'm so glad that
we got to do this.
I feel like I haven't
seen you in forever.
Mmm. I've been
in Chicago a lot.
I know.
Sleeping at Dougie's house.
Well, it's just
closer to work.
How is it going
with him anyway?
I don't know.
I mean, it's fine,
but I just feel
like he's been
distant lately.
And I don't know...
He calls me
"dude" a lot.
That doesn't mean anything.
I think everything is fine.
I don't know.
Anyway,
what did you
do last night?
Umm...
What did you
do last night?
You are not
telling me something.
I hung out with
Ted for a little bit.
I knew it!
We had fun.
It was fun.
Here's what I
don't like about it.
You hate yourself
after you see him,
every time.
And then we go through this,
and then you feel like sh*t,
and it's almost
like you're doing it
because you feel
bad about yourself.
He called me late,
and we hung out.
It wasn't a big deal.
And you know what?
It was fun.
Ew! You had
sex with him.
We had an
adult sleepover.
Ooh. Did you let him
sleep over in your mouth?
Annie!
I'm sorry!
You're unbelievable.
He kept putting
it near my face.
They do that,
don't they?
Why do they do that?
Let us offer.
If we don't offer...
Please.
You're supposed
to slap it away.
I couldn't.
You don't want to
look right at it.
No.
It's too aggressive.
It's like...
"Hello."
That's my impression.
Those are the balls?
Yeah.
I'm trying to make it round,
but I can't
because I have elbows.
He is so hot, though.
Look, I know
you say he's cute
and all that stuff,
but it makes you feel
like sh*t, you know?
You're a total catch,
and any guy
would be psyched
to be your man.
You should just
make room
for somebody who
is nice to you.
You know what?
He's honest!
He told me that
we are what we are
and we're just having fun.
And I like that.
He also told you that
you need dental work.
He's an a**hole.
I don't need dental work.
You're right.
There is nothing
wrong with my teeth.
You are so beautiful.
Will you marry me?
Yes.
I love you.
I don't want to
go to work today.
Mmm-mmm.
Let's see how many
times Terry's called me.
Oh! Only 15!
You know what, Terry?
I don't want
to pick up your
monkey lamps.
Sorry!
Monkey lamps?
Ugh. I cannot wait
to never work for
a psychopath again.
Oh! Annie!
I'm sorry. I should
have gone down Mason.
Well, I'm the genius
that opened a bakery
during the recession.
They were good cakes,
Annie.
Thank you.
Come on. Look away,
look away, look away.
Do you have any
ideas of styles?
Oh, I don't know.
What do you think, honey?
Whatever you want.
Look at how you guys
are making this
decision together.
That's sweet. You guys
love each other, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ohh! That's sweet.
That will go away.
You cannot
trust anybody, ever.
Especially someone
you're in a
relationship with.
'Cause they're
living with you,
you don't
know who you're
sleeping next to.
It is scary.
I mean, look at him.
He may not even be Asian.
It is scary.
So did you guys
want to look at
these engagement rings?
We're going to browse.
Okay, sure.
I'll be here.
Thank you.
What was that about?
Umm, nothing.
They had to run.
They had to go somewhere.
And no wonder.
You're selling
lifelong happiness.
You're not telling everyone
about your problems
and how your
boyfriend left you,
and maybe marriage
will work out.
Show me your
"love is eternal" face.
No, that's two years,
four years tops.
That is not eternal.
Kahlua, can you
come over here
for a second, please?
What's up, Don-Don?
You make up
the best nicknames.
You don't need
a nickname because
Kahlua is so delicious.
Don't sue me
for touching you.
Show Annie your
"love is eternal" face.
That looks like you
have menstrual cramps.
Thank you so much,
Kahlua.
Now, why can't you
be more like Kahlua?
Look, I'm trying
really hard.
You've just
got to try harder.
The whole reason
you have got this job,
Annie,
is because your mom
is my sponsor in AA,
and I'm doing her a favor.
I understand.
Oscar, get back to work.
You shouldn't be
behind the counter.
Andrew,
you are not the father!
That's great. Yeah.
Stop that.
Don't do that.
Hey, Brynn.
Oh, hey, roomie.
Guess what
happened to me today.
Hmm. What?
I got a free tattoo.
You did what?
The guy said,
"Do you want a tattoo?"
Just a random...
Yeah, opened up
the side of his van.
No.
He said, "it's for free!"
And I said, "Sure."
You said yes?
Yeah!
Yeah. Look.
See here?
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