Bridesmaids Page #2
What is it?
See that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Brynn!
It's a Native American
symbol meaning "wasted."
Okay, Brynn,
just so you know,
it's...
Gil, hi.
Hello. How are you?
Have you seen
your sister's tattoo?
It's really infected.
Better get
a little bit of ice on it.
Yeah, a little bit.
Stick some
frozen peas on there.
Yeah. It can't hurt.
All right.
So, I just wanted
a quick word.
You know that
tomorrow the rent is due.
I was getting my check,
and I wondered
if I could get
your check, too?
Yes.
I'm getting
the money.
It's been
a little slow.
You have to
keep it in the bag
and put the bag on it.
So, the check?
Yes. Yes.
Yeah.
Because it's a kind of,
like, "needing it
today"-type situation.
It's coming.
- Who is it?
- Me!
Who is it?
Oh, my God.
Hurry up, your creepy
neighbor asked me
if I wanted to
watch the news again.
Sorry.
He is so gross.
- Please, come on in.
- Let me take your magazines.
Welcome to the magazine
and wine party. Ooh!
Have a seat.
I'm very happy
that you are here.
What?
Because I want
to eat an apple.
Would you like
some apple?
What is that?
I got engaged.
What?
He asked me last night.
What?
I know!
That's why he's
been acting so weird
'cause he's a terrible liar,
and he thought he
was gonna blow it.
He was ignoring
me and I thought
he was going to
break up with me.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh!
I know!
Lil!
I'm shocked, still.
But I'm happy.
Can you believe this?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I just got hot.
You did?
Are you okay?
Yes. My pits
are sweating.
My stomach hurts. I'm hot.
What does that mean?
Oh, my God!
What is happening?
I don't know.
I'm wearing a ring.
I can't believe it.
Lil, you're getting married.
I'm getting married.
And you'll be
my maid of honor.
God, of course I will!
It will be super fun.
Yeah. You know,
we can plan
everything together.
My God!
Planning your wedding...
Are you sure
you're up for it?
I know it's a lot to ask
and to put on your plate.
And you're going
through a tricky time,
and you're super-busy...
Stop.
It's a lot to ask.
Stop.
Okay.
It's fine. And I'm
more than happy to do it,
and it's not too much.
Oh! Look at that.
It's my fianc?calling.
Oh, your fianc?
Hi, baby,
what's up?
it's Annie.
I just told her!
Yeah, she's so happy.
No, I'm not!
"Yay," she said.
What, baby?
I know,
I miss you, too.
Yeah,
I'll meet you in an hour.
I love you, too.
Wow.
Wynonna Judd.
That's really good.
was a royal pain in my can.
And those teeth!
I should have
painted her mouth shut.
Can you just get dressed?
We're gonna be late
for the engagement party.
Oh, I forgot
to tell you, honey.
What?
Forgot to tell you.
What?
I signed up to
speak at AA tonight,
and I just have to.
Mom!
No.
I forgot. I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I keep telling you,
you're not supposed
to go to those things.
You're not an alcoholic.
Only because I've
never had a drink.
What?
They are inspiring.
There is this one story
I've just got to tell you.
Sit down.
Okay.
This gentleman
who started
blow-jobbing to get crack.
His name is Marvin Johnson...
Mom, anonymous.
You keep... It's no names.
Okay, okay.
Forget it.
Marvin J. Whatever.
Too late.
Well, he became
a gay prostitute.
And he realized that
he had hit his bottom.
And I have been thinking,
honey,
that maybe this
is your bottom.
I'm telling you,
hitting bottom
is a good thing.
Because there's
nowhere to go but up.
Right?
Yep. That's what you say.
Yeah, a positive message.
Yeah.
Yeah. Thanks for
the pep talk, Mom.
Honey. Anytime, anytime.
All right. I guess I'm
going to Lillian's party
by myself, then.
Don't talk to me
about being by yourself.
I go everywhere
by myself.
Thanks to that
new whore, Barb.
Mom, come on.
No, I don't like to say it.
They've been
married 12 years.
Okay.
But she's still a whore.
I'm sure she greets
him in the evening,
beaver first.
I don't want to
think about that.
I bet she got that car
by giving your dad
something sexually.
'Cause there was
one thing I would
never do,
and I'm sure Barb
is a champion at it.
I don't want to know.
It's called
a "chicken coop."
Of course it is.
You start at the back
and you peck your way
to the front like
you have a beak.
And then you end up
with two eggs
in your mouth.
That's gross.
Well, I'm sure
your dad likes it.
Of course,
he grew up on a farm.
Okay.
You sure you don't
want to move in with me?
Mom, thanks,
but no way.
No way in hell.
Yeah?
No, thanks.
Think about it.
Okay.
You don't need
your own place.
Yeah, I Kind of do.
Okay.
All right,
I'm going to go.
All right.
Holy sh*t.
Ohh. Valet. Perfect.
Sorry.
Needs a wash.
You have to
punch it a few times.
Annie!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God,
Lillian.
I know.
This is your
engagement party.
Isn't that crazy?
It's so beautiful.
I can't believe
Dougie's boss
is a member here.
I know,
and his parents, too.
And Dougie, I guess.
Gosh, and me,
I guess, too, now.
Come on, let's go
say hi to the rest
of the bridal party!
You remember
my cousin Rita?
Rita.
Annie.
I haven't seen you
since you
graduated high school.
She has
three kids now.
- Three boys.
- They're so cute.
They are cute,
but when they
reach that age,
they are disgusting.
They smell,
they are sticky,
they say things
that are horrible,
over everything, okay?
Disgusting.
I cracked
a blanket in half.
Do you get where
I'm going with that?
I do.
I cracked it
in half.
What?
Annie,
this is Becca,
my friend from work.
We are in
the trenches together.
Hey. it's great
to meet you.
Hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
This is my husband,
Kevin.
Hi.
"Husband."
I like to say it.
We are newlyweds.
Wow. Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
We went on
a sweetheart honeymoon.
Oh.
Where did you guys go?
Disney World.
Disney World.
We finish each
ether's sentences.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Is this your husband?
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't know him.
I'm sorry.
Do you want to go
for a walk later?
Oh. I can't.
All right.
I can't. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not with anybody.
I'm here solo.
Let's start it again.
I'm Becca.
Rewind.
This is my husband.
You don't have a husband.
Sorry.
And this is
Dougie's sister, Megan.
- Hey.
- Hi.
My grandma is not
supposed to have wine.
I'll be right back.
Hey.
Hey. How is it going?
It's going great.
It's going great.
I'm on the mend.
I just got some
pins in my legs.
Believe it or not,
pins in my legs,
I can still do this. Right?
I fell off a cruise ship,
but I'm back.
Oh, sh*t.
Yeah, "Oh, sh*t."
Yeah, "Oh, sh*t."
Took a hard,
hard, violent fall.
Kind of pin balled down.
Hit a lot of railings,
broke a lot of sh*t.
I'm not going to
say I survived,
I'm going to say I thrived.
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