Bring It on Again Page #7

I'm asking myself why.

Why bother? In a billion years we'll all|be obliterated by a black hole anyway.

There you have it, Colleen.|Back to you.

Thanks, Colleen.

Seven, eight. One, two, three,|four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,|five, six, seven, eight.

Yeah.!|Shh, shh, shh.

You guys, we can't let anybody know|we're in here. Really, really good job.

Don't leave any of|your stuff. All right.

Think we're ready?

Well, no one fell tonight.|I'm pretty happy about that.

Um, Whittier,|can I talk to you alone?

Yeah. Francis, what's up? Uh,

I'm gonna level with you.

I'm getting very nervous|about tomorrow. Okay?

And I'm thinking about|violating myself tonight.

It's an actor relaxation|technique.

What I need to know from you is|what does Whittier think?

Is that a bad idea, or...

Well, it really depends. Uh,

would you say violating yourself|usually hurts you or helps you?

Oh, I'd say it's made me|the actor that I am today.

Okay. Then I would say|hold off.

Will do, chief.|Okay.

Well, well, well. If it isn't|the blond leading the bland.

Last minute cram session,|kiddie kiddos?

Why don't you guys worry about your own|team? That's what a real leader would do.

Oh. Is that what|a real leader would do?

A real leader wouldn't be|practicing at midnight, Whit.

You can drill a loser|all night long,

and in the morning,|you still got a loser.

- Put makeup on a pig-|- It's still a pig.

Oink, oink, oink, oink.

You wanna hear our cheer|for tomorrow?

We're ready, we're fit, we'll|smack you like a little b*tch.

Oh-ho. We're tough, we're lean,|step to us and we'll get mean.

Hey, ho,you know.|We'll put you on the flo'

Dust off your spankies.|Stand up and get some mo'.

Don't cry, don't pout,|don't have yourself a cow.

You're gonna get whupped.|Your mommy can't help you now.

- Come on. You can do|better than that.

I can do better, b*tch.|Let's go.

- Come on.|- Marni, chill.

Marni.|No.

Get back here!|We are not finished with this.

Hey, hey!|Ow. Okay.

- Watch the face.|- Okay, girls,

slap and tickle time|is over.

Oh. Ow.!

Oh.! Right. There you go.

Ow.

Ow. Ow.

Little, uh, concealer|will help that situation there.

Tina!

Paging Dr. Stateman.

I'm fine, you guys.

Yeah? Can you hold me up in the|air with three crushed metacarpals?

Of course. Ow! Sh*t!

We should just call|Tina and forfeit.

Yeah, you know what. I|don't think we have a choice.

I guess tomorrow I'll go back to doing|Phantom of the Opera in my dorm room. Hmm.

Wait. Hold up, guys.|Listen.

Tomorrow we are gonna go into that field|house and get in front of those students.

And as sure as I'm standing here|right now, I can assure you that...

that we might suck.

We might totally suck,|but to a real cheerleader...

it doesn't matter|if you win or lose.

It only matters if you|try as hard as you can...

if you give it every|ounce of spirit you've got.

So, what do you say?

Who wants to suck tomorrow?

You know what? If there's one|thing I'm good at in this world...

it's sucking.

- I'm in!|- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. Why suck if you could not suck?

Because we're missing Francis.|It's gonna be hard.

Well, could you guys use a sub?

You're gonna lose|your scholarship.

Yeah, well, whatever I lose in|financial aid, I'll gain in testicles!

So I'm in.!

Okay. All right.

Come on. Let's go.|Twenty-five, 26, 27,

28, 29, 30.

More.

More! Oh! Oh!|Give me that!

Co - Come on

How are you feelin'?|I feel like I wanna smile.

Good!|Hey!

Ow. Ooh. You ready to kick a little?

Bring it!

I'm feelin' a little nervous|A little, little nervous

I really have to pee|Really, really have to pee

Check. Check.

Check!

Varsity!

Okay. Here we go.

Here, muskrat!|Set!

Don't screw up.|Pecs out.

Where's your water bra?|I gave it to you!

Did you bleach your teeth?|Did you shave? God.

Everybody, find your happy place. Mmm.

California State College,|are you ready for a showdown?

Colleen, we love you.!

First up is your very own|varsity cheerleading squad.

No!

Let's go! Go, go, go! Let's go!

Let's go.! Let's go, Stingers.!|Go, Stingers.!

Go, Stingers!

Let's go.!

Varsity.! Varsity.! Varsity.!

Let's go, Stingers.|Let's go!

Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!

Tina.! Tina.! Tina.!|Tina.! Tina.! Tina.!

Come on, you guys.

Come on, guys. Let's go.!|- Come on, guys.

Let's get this show started.!

Go, Sammy.! Go, Sammy.!|Go, Sammy.! Go, Sammy.!

Go, Sammy!|Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!

Go, Sammy.!|Go, Sammy.! Go, Sammy.!

Go, Sammy.! Go, Sammy.!

Let's go

Tina.! Tina.!|Tina.! Tina.!

Oh,yeah|Here we go

Here we go|H- H-H-Here we go

Uhh, uhh|Go, go, go, go, go

R-R-R-Raise your hands|all up in the air

Raise your hands|all up in the air

Raise your hands|your hands,your hands

Yeah|Yeah,yeah,yeah

Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah|Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah

Ooh,yeah we know it

We are the best

We, we We, we Are, are

The, the, the

Here we go Here we go Here we go

Yeah! Yeah!

Tina.! Tina.! Tina.! Tina.!

Tina! Tina! Tina!|Tina! Tina! Tina!

Let's go!|Number one!

Let's do this.

Next we have a new group.

Please welcome the...

quote, Renegades,|unquote.

Nice outfits.!|- You guys suck.!

Monks can't cheer.!

Welcome,

ladies and gents|of all ages.

Feast you eyes on|a "cheergasm"like no man...

has seen before.

Hit it

Yeah!

Ooh!

Get crazy

Crazy

Yeah.! Whoo.!

Get crazy|The heat is on

Get crazy|Crazy, crazy, crazy

Stingers!

Yeah.! Yeah.! Whoo.!

- Ow.|- It's cool. Okay.

Yeah! Come on!

Yeah!

Damn kids.

Come on.|Let's just do it.

Hi, everyone.|I'm Dean Sebastian.

I want to thank both teams for|putting on a really wonderful display.

It reminds me|of my student days.

- Of course,|back in those days...

the cheers weren't|quite as complicated.

Just tell us the winner,|will you, please?

- Okay.|- Thank you.

The winner, representing|Cal State College...

at the National Cheerleading|Championships...

Come on.!

Come on.!

Let's go.! Come on.!

- The Renegades!|- Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

You are so pathetic!

You're pathetic!|I know you wax your butt!

Do you actually think|your roots are natural?

You are not born|with roots!

I was too!

You did it!|I know!

What'd you think?

You're right.|You sucked.

Janice.|Towel. Immediately!

Marni. I quit.|Immediately.

Excuse me.

Oh.|Hi.

Uh, I just wanted to|say nice job.

Your routine was good.

Inconsistent and a tad|pedestrian at times, but good.

Wow. Thanks.|I'm not exactly s...

On behalf of the administration and|alumni I wanna offer you and your team...

the full backing|of the college.

You're our new varsity|cheerleading squad.

It'll be a thrill to work|with the new... bomb diggity.

Now if you'll excuse me, ladies,|I have a lunch date.

So, we might need|a sub for nationals.

Really? Wait. Wait.

You and me|on the same team?

Of course, you'd have to|audition first.

I don't audition.

Hmm.|Suit yourself.

But maybe I can come|help you out, you know.

I'll have to check my|"sched." I could bring Marni.

Or not. I never even|really liked her anyways.

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