Britney Ever After Page #5

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LISTEN TO LARRY,

SUGAR.

DO YOU KNOW WHA HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS?

FAVORITE FOOD?

IS HE A DOG PERSON,

OR IS HE A CAT PERSON?

DO YOU EVEN KNOW

WHAT HIS BIRTHDAY IS?

YOU DON'T.

THE ONLY THING THAT YOU TWO

HAVE IN COMMON:

IS KENTWOOD, LOUISIANA.

THE MEDIA IS GOING

TO EAT YOU ALIVE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW THIS MAKES YOU LOOK?

DESPERATE.

WHICH IS WHY WE NEED

DAMAGE CONTROL NOW.

-ARE Y'ALL ENJOYING THIS?

-NO. WE'RE NOT.

IT IS WHAT IT IS, AND...

I DON'T WAN A LECTURE, LARRY.

JUST TELL ME:

WHAT I NEED TO DO.

ALL RIGHT.

I BROUGHT A LAWYER WITH ME.

I WILL GO GET HIM.

IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

WE JUST...WE HAVE TO GET HER

BACK OUT ON THE ROAD.

SHE'S HAPPIES WHEN SHE'S BUSY.

[LARRY]:

LOOK, I'LL MAKE SOME CALLS,

SEE IF I CAN SPEED

SOME THINGS UP.

IT'LL BE FINE, BRIT.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

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WHEN SHE'S IN LOVE,

SHE LOVES FROM HEAD TO TOE

AND BACK UP AGAIN,

AND THERE IS NO STOPPING HER.

SOMETIMES, I WISH THERE WAS,

BUT REALLY,

THERE IS NO STOPPING HER.

HEY, I'M STOKED

TO SEE YOU, TOO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE HERE!

DREAMS COME TRUE, GIRL.

[LAUGHING]

WHO'S THAT FOOL?

HIS NAME IS KEVIN.

HE'S A BACKUP DANCER.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HER

SMILE LIKE THIS IN MONTHS,

YOU KNOW?

SHE NEEDS A DISTRACTION.

SHE'S BEEN IN SUCH A FUNK.

A CLOWN:

IS WHAT SHE GOT.

I DON'T LIKE

THAT CLOWN.

HE'S SO FRICKIN' HOT.

AND HE'S, LIKE, KINDA

COUNTRY, YOU KNOW?

I THINK I'M IN LOVE, Y'ALL.

DID YOU HEAR:

THAT HIS NICKNAME

WAS "MEAT POLE"?

["I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL" PLAYING]

I SAW HIM DANCIN' THERE

BY THE RECORD MACHINE

I KNEW HE MUSTA BEEN

ABOUT 17

THE BEAT WAS GOIN' STRONG

PLAYIN' MY FAVORITE SONG

I COULD TELL:

IT WOULDN'T BE LONG

TILL HE WAS WITH ME

YEAH, ME

AND I COULD TELL

IT WOULDN'T BE LONG

TILL HE WAS WITH ME

YEAH, ME...

SINGIN'

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

SO PUT ANOTHER DIME

IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY

HOW INTO ME ARE YOU?

TELL ME HOW:

YOU'RE FEELING.

I FEEL LIKE... I LOVE YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU FEELIN'?

HE'S MR. COOL.

COOLER THAN ME, APPARENTLY.

NEVER MIND.

I TAKE IT BACK.

I WAS KIDDIN'.

IF YOU SAY SO.

SAID "CAN I TAKE YOU HOME

WHERE WE CAN BE ALONE?

NEXT WE WERE MOVIN' ON

AND HE WAS WITH ME

YEAH, ME

LET'S GET SOME FOOTAGE

OF KEVIN.

HE'S SO SEXY.

HOW DO YOU FEEL:

ABOUT COMMITMENT?

WOULD YOU MARRY ME?

NAW.

WHAT?

BRIT,

I'M A GENTLEMAN.

I SHOULD BE THE ONE

TO ASK YOU.

BRIT, I LOVE YOU, GIRL.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

YES!

OH, MY GOD!

SO COME AND TAKE YOUR TIME

AND DANCE WITH ME

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

SO PUT ANOTHER DIME

IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

SO COME AND TAKE YOUR TIME

AND DANCE WITH...

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

SO PUT ANOTHER DIME

IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

SO COME AND TAKE YOUR TIME

AND DANCE WITH...

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

SO PUT ANOTHER DIME

IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

SO COME AND TAKE YOUR TIME

AND DANCE WITH ME

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

SO PUT ANOTHER DIME

IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY

I LOVE ROCK 'N' ROLL

SO COME AND TAKE YOUR TIME

AND DANCE WITH ME

[LAUGHING]

DO YOU THINK IT WAS

A MISTAKE:

MARRYING KEVIN?

OH, NO.

I WOULD NEVER SAY

IT WAS A MISTAKE,

'CAUSE I GOT MY BABIES FROM IT,

BUT I... I WOULD SAY WE...

WE GOT TOGETHER TOO FAST.

IT WAS LIKE I...

I LIKED THE IDEA OF IT,

OR SOMETHING, OR...

I WANTED TO PROVE

THAT I WAS OKAY.

THANK YOU.

I DON' UNDERSTAND.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

[FE]:
SURPRISE!

WE'RE GETTING

MARRIED, MAMA.

-NOW? TODAY?

-YEAH!

OH! OH...

UH, BUT WHAT ABOU THE BEAUTIFUL HOTEL

IN SANTA BARBARA?

IT GOT LEAKED.

EVERYONE WE LOVE

IS HERE RIGHT NOW.

BABY, I DON'T HAVE

MY SUIT OR NOTHING.

OH, YES, YOU DO.

WE BROUGHT ALL THE SUITS

FROM THE TAILOR,

AND WE SNUCK 'EM OVER.

[BRITNEY]:
I'M SO GLAD

YOU GUYS ARE HERE!

OH!

MAMA, HE MAKES ME

SO HAPPY.

I WANT TO SPEND:

THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HIM.

I DON'T WANT TO WAI ONE MORE MINUTE.

FAMILY IS ALL THAT MATTERS,

AND I WANT US ALL TO BE FAMILY.

OUR BABY'S

GETTING MARRIED.

WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU, SWEETIE.

AW, HECK, YOUR MAMA AND I

WERE ONLY 20

WHEN WE GOT MARRIED.

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[CHEERING]

["DOWN WITH ME" PLAYING]

COME ON, MAKE A MOVE

YOU KNOW I WANT IT, TOO

I WANNA FEEL YOU

DOWN WITH ME:

YOU KNOW I'D DO YOU RIGHT

YOU KNOW WE GOT ALL NIGHT

I WANNA FEEL YOU

DOWN WITH ME:

SHORT STUFF I LIKE YA

ROCKIN' IT ROUGH

IT WAS A CALM SUMMER NIGH SO CLEAN THE RAIN CAME

YOU BLOW MY MIND WITH

THAT DIVINE SMOOTH SILHOUETTE

BET WE COULD JE TO PUERTO RICO

FREAK THOSE TOES

AND NOT FORGET:

SOME MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED

ON THAT EVENING:

WANT TO SMOOTH YOU

WITH THE FEELING

HEAVING, SOMEWHAT RELIEVING

NOW YOU BELIEVING IT

EMOTION, DAMN

I CAN SEE YOU WAVING AT ME

IN THE OCEAN:

I CAN FEEL THE FRICTION

BETWEEN US:

IS ELECTRICITY:

AFTER THIS NIGH WHEN I'M MISSING YOU

YOU BE MISSING ME

KISSING EACH AND EVERY INCH

AND TOUCH AVAILABLE SKIN

PLEASE COMMENCE:

TO ROLLING THOSE HIPS

MUST BE STOLEN:

FROM AN APHRODITE EGYPTIAN

IN THAT POSITION

MY NEW RELIGION:

IS JUST TO KEEP YOU

LOCKED AND CLOCKED

INSIDE MY VISION, HUH

COME ON, MAKE A MOVE

-WHOO!

-WHOO!

HE STILL HASN' SIGNED THE PRE-NUP.

WHAT?

I THOUGHT WE HAD ONE!

DON'T PANIC.

THE ATTORNEYS:

SPOKE WITH HER.

THE MARRIAGE LICENSE

IS NOT GETTING FILED

UNTIL THE PRE-NUP

IS SIGNED.

YOU KNOW I'LL DO YOU RIGHT

YOU KNOW WE GOT ALL NIGHT

I WANNA FEEL YOU

DOWN WITH ME:

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YOU KNOW I'LL DO YOU RIGHT

YOU KNOW WE GOT ALL NIGHT

I WANNA FEEL YOU

DOWN WITH ME:

YOU KNOW I'LL DO YOU RIGHT

YOU KNOW WE GOT ALL NIGHT

IT'S FROM YOUR LAWYER.

WHEN'S IT GONNA BE DONE?

I BET LARRY IS BEHIND THIS.

HE'S SO FRICKING CONTROLLING.

HE SHOULD BE:

TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU.

WHAT DO YOU:

NEED HIM FOR, ANYWAY?

THEY'RE SAYING

OUR WEDDING IS FAKE.

I WANT US TO BE OFFICIAL.

I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER

FOR REAL.

FINE, I'LL SIGN IT.

WE'RE ALL THAT MATTERS,

AND THAT IS FOR REAL.

THANK YOU.

IT'S SIGNED,

SO YOU CAN STOP WORRYING.

IN FACT, STOP

THINKING ABOUT ME AT ALL,

'CAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU

CONTROLLING MY SOUND,

MY LOOK, AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

OKAY, I DON'T CONTROL ANYTHING.

EVERYTHING WE DO

IS TO GUIDE AND PROTECT YOU.

"WE" MEANING YOU AND MAMA?

NO, I...

I MEAN THE WHOLE TEAM.

WELL, I'M A MARRIED WOMAN NOW,

AND I DON'T NEED YOU

TO BOSS ME AROUND ANYMORE.

I AM NOT BOSSING

ANYONE AROUND.

YOU AND I, WE ARE

LIKE FAMILY,

AND TRUST ME, YOU NEED

THAT IN THIS BUSINESS.

I MEAN, THERE'S A LO OF JOKERS OUT THERE,

BUT I'M THE ONE

LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.

WELL, YOU WON'T NEED

TO DO THAT ANYMORE,

'CAUSE YOU'RE FIRED.

BRITNEY... BRIT!

[SLAMMING DOOR]

PEOPLE AREN'T ALWAYS

SO KIND TO HER.

THEY JUDGE HER...

THEY CALL HER:

ALL SORTS OF NAMES,

AND THAT SHE'S CRAZY

AND DOES THINGS THAT...

[SIGHING]

BUT SHE'S A GOOD PERSON,

I TELL YOU.

SHE IS TALENTED.

SHE IS STRONG.

["BAD BOY" PLAYING]

YOU'VE GO THAT BAD BOY KIND OF LOVE

YOU'VE GOT THA BAD BOY KIND OF LOVE

YOU'VE GO THAT BAD BOY KIND OF LOVE

LOOKIN' SICK.

WE WERE HOPING TO SEE

THE ROUTINE TO "WOMANIZER."

IT'S NOT FINISHED YET.

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