Britney Ever After Page #4

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I GOT TO PEE.

THAT'S HOW EXCITED I AM.

HURRY BACK.

I WILL.

[DOOR OPENS]

JUSTIN, IT'S NO WHAT YOU THINK.

WADE?

IS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH WADE?

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

YOU AND ME?

WE'RE DONE.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

JUSTIN...

WHAT?

[KNOCKING]

GO TIME.

IS EVERYTHING:

OKAY?

YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.

I MEAN, WE'RE AWESOME!

RIGHT, BRIT?

UH... YEAH.

I'M PUMPED!

LET'S DO THIS!

YOUR MOTHER HAS SAID

THAT YOU WERE SCARRED

BY YOUR BREAKUP WITH JUSTIN,

AND YOU STARTED:

ACTING OU BECAUSE OF THE PAIN.

I LOVE MY MAMA,

BUT SHE'S GOT A TENDENCY

TO MAKE THINGS:

SOUND SUPER SIMPLE.

AFTER JUSTIN AND I BROKE UP,

I JUST...

I JUST NEEDED SOME TIME.

I'D BEEN FULL STEAM AHEAD

FOR SO MANY YEARS.

I...

I JUST WANTED TO BE NORMAL...

SO I INVITED A FRIEND OVER

FROM HOME:

TO GO OUT ONE NIGHT, AND...

I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN.

I...

I WAS SO YOUNG.

GO, GO, GO!

[LAUGHING]

[PAPARAZZI CLAMORING]

DID THEY SEE US?

I THINK:

WE'RE IN THE CLEAR, GIRL!

[BOTH SQUEALING]

OKAY, OKAY.

[CAR STARTS]

[RADIO PLAYS]

[BRITNEY]:

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

[FRIEND]:

I DON'T KNOW! JUST DRIVE!

GUESS WHAT.

WE'RE GETTING A STAR MAP.

IT'S ON.

DO YOU THINK YOUR FUTURE

HUSBAND IS ON THERE?

FIXIN' TO FIND OUT!

[LAUGHTER]

HI!

HI!

JUST ONE, PLEASE!

THANK YOU!

[LAUGHING]

LET'S DO THIS!

LET'S SEE THAT!

OH, MY GOSH, BRAD PITT!

NO WAY!

HOLY CRAP,

I THINK I SEE HIM!

IS JEN WITH HIM?

I DON'T KNOW.

LET ME SEE.

JEN SEEMS SO NICE.

I BET SHE'LL UNDERSTAND

THAT YOU AND BRAD WERE

JUST MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.

OH, MY GOD! I SEE THEM!

NO, WHERE?

AAH! SHH!

WHERE?

I DON'T SEE THEM.

I SEE-- OH, MY GOD!

DID THEY SEE US?

-AAH!

-BRIT!

OH, SHOOT! BRITNEY,

ARE YOU OKAY?

GO, GO, GO, GO!

-SHOOT! SHOOT!

-GO, GO, GO, GO!

MY PUBLICIST IS GOING

TO MURDER ME!

HOW DID HE LOOK?

LIKE A BIG HUNKIN'

MANSICLE!

[LAUGHING]

THAT WAS SO CREEPY.

GO, GO!

WHOO!

WHOO!

WHOO!

SEE YA LATER!

[LAUGHING]

MAMA?

I DIDN'T KNOW

YOU WERE IN TOWN!

DARLIN'!

OH, OH, OH!

WHAT DID YOU DO:

TO YOUR KNEE?

OOPS.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT?

DID HE HAVE:

A SHIRT ON?

UNFORTUNATELY.

HON', I, UH...

I NEED TO TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

THE REASON I'M IN TOWN

IS BECAUSE I NEED

TO SEE OUR LAWYERS

TO SIGN SOME THINGS.

WELL, THERE'S NO EASY WAY

TO SAY THIS...

UH, IT'S DONE.

YOUR DADDY AND I'S DIVORCE

IS FINAL.

ARE YOU:

ALL RIGHT?

I MEAN, WE KNEW THIS WAS COMING.

NOW, I DON'T WANT THIS

TO PUSH YOU:

INTO ONE OF YOUR FUNKS.

MAMA, I'M ALLOWED TO BE SAD.

[FE]:
BRIT,

IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

I WANT TO BE ALONE!

COME TALK:

TO ME, DARLIN'.

PLEASE.

[JUSTIN]:
DO YOUR THING

AFTER THE... [BEEP]

HEY, IT'S BRITNEY.

UM...

I KNOW WE'RE NOT TALKING, UM...

BUT I JUST...

UM, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON

WHO WILL GET IT,

SO PLEASE JUST...

CALL ME BACK?

[SOBBING]

[]

["TWOS" PLAYING]

LET'S GET ANOTHER ROUND.

HI! TWO MORE.

THAT GUY IS KINDA HOT.

OH, MY GOD.

[LAUGHING]

DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE?

WHAT?

THE MUSIC...

IT'S KINDA,

YOU KNOW, LAME!

IS HE ON A DATE?

SHE'S A DANCER.

BRITNEY, DON'T.

SHE'S A NOBODY.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

NO, YOU DON'T.

GET OVER IT.

I HAVE.

LET'S DANCE.

["BOOM CHICKA BOOM" PLAYING]

WELL, READ THE SIGNS

OF MY BODY:

CAN'T YOU FEEL

ME GETTING NAUGHTY?

CANDLES LI THE ANTHEM'S BURNIN'

'CAUSE WE ABOU TO START THIS PARTY

LET'S COMMUNICATE

WITH OUR LOVE:

TOUCH ME:

LIKE YOU WANT MY LOVE

AND, BOY, DON'T STOP

I'M DANGEROUS

RIGHT NOW I'M SO FURIOUS

DROP YO CLOTHES:

TO THE FLOOR:

ON THE FLOOR:

I BREAK THE RULES

LET IT GO:

MY UP AND DOWN:

MOVE LIKE A ROLLER COASTER

AND I KNOW YOU'RE UP INTO ME

WHEN I'M DOWN UNDER

HE LIKE:

MY BOOM CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGHT

MY BOOM CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGHT

MY BOOM CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGHT

MY BOOM CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGHT

MY BOOM...

CHICKA...

MY CHICKA BOOM:

THAT'S RIGHT

MY BOOM...

CHICKA... MY CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGHT

FEEL THE BOMB:

INSIDE MY BODY:

GRAB MY HIPS:

WATCH ME EXPLODE

RUN YOUR FINGERS

THROUGH MY HAIR:

MOVE IT FAS AND TAKE IT SLOW

LET'S COMMUNICATE

WITH OUR LOVE:

TOUCH ME:

LIKE YOU WANT MY LOVE

BOY, DON'T STOP

I'M DANGEROUS

RIGHT NOW:

I'M SO CURIOUS

DROP YO CLOTHES:

TO THE FLOOR:

ON THE FLOOR:

I BREAK THE RULES

LET IT GO:

LET IT GO:

MY UP AND DOWN:

MOVE LIKE A ROLLER COASTER

AND I KNOW YOU'RE UP INTO ME

WHEN I'M UNDER

HE LIKE:

MY BOOM CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGH MY BOOM CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGHT

MY BOOM CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGHT

MY BOOM CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGH MY BOOM...

CHICKA...

MY CHICKA BOOM:

THAT'S RIGHT

MY BOOM...

CHICKA... MY CHICKA BOOM

THAT'S RIGHT

[CHEERING]

WHOO!

YES!

THAT WAS AMAZING!

WHAT A KISS.

YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE

OUT THERE!

LIKE A VIRGIN?

OH, I GOT CHILLS!

THAT WAS INSANE.

DID HE SEE?

WHAT WAS HIS REACTION?

JUSTIN?

WELL, SWEETIE, UM...

I... I KNOW IT'S BEEN TOUGH,

BUT HE'S...

HE'S MOVED ON, HONEY.

MAMA, SHE'S LIKE, OLD.

SHE ALSO HAPPENS

TO BE CAMERON DIAZ.

LISTEN, BRIT,

ALL THE PARTYING

YOU'RE DOING...

IT'S NOT HELPING. OKAY?

THE LABEL, A & R,

WE'VE BEEN WORKING

AROUND THE CLOCK,

BUT WE'VE GO TO REIN IT IN,

OR YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOME

SERIOUS DAMAGE TO YOUR BRAND.

MY BRAND?

I'M SICK OF

MY BRAND, LARRY.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

YOU AGREE:

WITH HIM, MAMA?

YOU KNOW, YOUR CHECKS

ARE STILL GONNA CLEAR

IF I HAVE A LITTLE

FUN, OKAY?

SUGAR...

WE'RE JUST TRYING

TO HELP, BRIT.

WANNA WARM UP?

SURE THING.

["WALKIN' AFTER MIDNIGHT" PLAYS]

I GO OUT WALKIN'

AFTER MIDNIGHT:

OUT IN THE MOONLIGHT

JUST LIKE WE USED TO DO

I'M ALWAYS WALKIN'

AFTER MIDNIGHT:

SEARCHIN' FOR YOU

THIS SONG IS ABOUT ME

WANDERIN' AROUND,

WISHIN' I HAD A BOYFRIEND.

OH, NO.

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

I'M BEING SERIOUS, Y'ALL!

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE IN LOVE.

SHOOT!

I NEED A MAN!

SHE NEEDS A MAN:

LIKE I NEED A DRINK.

THAT'S TERRIFYING.

HEY! I GOT AN IDEA.

HOW ABOUT WE LAY

DOWN A TRACK?

OH, SURE,

BUT I KNOW:

YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT.

I'M ONTO YOU.

BRITNEY'S THE SORT OF GIRL

WHO NEEDS A MAN IN HER LIFE.

[CHUCKLING]

ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU,

MRS. ALEXANDER?

[LAUGHING]

YOU PROMISED.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FAMOUS,

IT DON'T CHANGE TRADITION.

[LAUGHING]

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE RIGHT!

I SHOULD CALL MAMA!

HELLO?

-BRITNEY?

-HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

WHERE ARE YOU?

ALL YOU KIDS:

LEFT PRETTY ABRUPTLY.

YOU HAD US REALLY WORRIED.

WE'RE IN VEGAS, BABY,

BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'M GOOD.

I'M BETTER THAN GOOD.

I'M ACTUALLY

THE BEST I'VE EVER BEEN.

YOU WAN TO KNOW WHY?

WHY?

'CAUSE I'M MARRIED!

[LAUGHING]

ANYWAY, UM,

I CAN'T REALLY TALK RIGHT NOW,

BUT I GUESS I JUST THOUGH YOU SHOULD KNOW.

BYE!

[CLICK]

SH*T!

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

WHO CARES?

[KNOCKING]

WHO IS IT?

ROOM SERVICE.

WHAT THE HECK:

IS GOING ON HERE?

JASON, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES.

GO TO THE BAR, GET A DRINK.

WE NEED TO TALK:

TO BRITNEY ALONE.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU JUST GAVE AWAY

HALF YOUR MONEY.

I DON'T CARE.

WE'RE IN LOVE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YOU'RE IN LOVE

WITH AN IDEA,

AND HE IS IN LOVE

WITH FAME, NOT YOU.

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