Britney Ever After Page #3

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THEN THEY CAN ARREST ME!

SHE USED TO BE FUN, YOU KNOW,

BEFORE SHE BECAME SUCH A B*TCH.

DADDY, PLEASE.

DADDY, YOU NEED

TO GET SOME HELP.

DADDY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M SORRY

YOU HAD TO SEE THAT.

HE IS NOT HIMSELF TODAY.

YES, HE IS!

THIS IS WHAT HE DOES--

HE GETS DRUNK AND HE LEAVES,

AND YOU JUST LET HIM DO IT!

PLEASE JUST GO GET HIM.

FINE.

[FE]:

THE POLICE JUST CALLED BACK.

IT WAS JUST SOME KIDS.

THEY PICKED THEM UP,

AND THEY SAID THEY RECOVERED

SOME PERSONAL STUFF,

AND SOME VIDEOS.

I THINK THEY'RE CALLING AGAIN.

ARE YOU OKAY?

THEY'RE JUST ALWAYS FIGHTING.

I KNOW, BUT THEY'VE GO THEIR OWN ISSUES, OKAY?

THAT'S GO NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

YOU DIDN'T DO

ANYTHING WRONG, OKAY?

YOU HEAR ME?

JUST DON'T LEAVE.

I WON'T.

NOT EVER.

I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU.

IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, BABE.

LOOK AT THEM, LIKE,

ALL FREAKING OUT,

TRYING TO GET THE MONEY SHOT.

THIS IS JUST NORMAL FOR ME.

THIS IS HOW IT IS

EVERYWHERE I GO.

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW

IF THEY'LL EVER LEAVE ME ALONE.

[INTERVIEWER]:

IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE

FOR ANYONE TO RELATE TO.

I GUESS JUSTIN DID.

WELL, WE KNEW EACH OTHER

WHEN WE WERE KIDS,

LIKE, BEFORE EITHER OF US

WAS FAMOUS, AND--

I DON'T KNOW,

SOMETIMES, I THINK THAT...

NOBODY KNOWS ME LIKE HE DID.

HE WAS THE ONE THING IN MY LIFE

THAT WAS REAL.

[INTERVIEWER]:
SO DO YOU REGRE IT DIDN'T WORK OU BETWEEN YOU TWO?

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ALL RIGHT, MOVE THOSE HIPS

LIKE YOU'RE BRITNEY SPEARS.

LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

GO DEEPER.

YOU'RE SUCH A PERV.

WHASSUP?

OH, HEY!

GETTIN' UP IN IT, SWAYZE STYLE.

GOTTA LOVE:

THAT DIRTY DANCING, SON.

OH, I DO.

HEY, MAN, BRING HIM IN.

WHAT IS THAT?

THIS... IS YOUR NEW

DANCE PARTNER, BANANA.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.

IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME

I'VE TOLD YOU TO PU YOUR SNAKE AWAY, FOOL.

I SO HOPE:

THAT IS NOT TRUE.

SHE'S GONNA CARRY IT ON STAGE,

LIKE EVE CAST OUT OF THE GARDEN.

IT'S GONNA BE BOMB, ALL RIGHT?

PUT YOUR HANDS OUT.

OKAY.

WHOA.

HE'S HEAVY!

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME?

WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME, Y'ALL?

YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD.

EYES ON ME, EYES ON ME.

HERE WE GO.

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

YOU'RE KILLING IT,

YOU'RE KILLING IT.

YOU GOT IT.

YOU DID IT.

YOU'RE GOING

TO KILL IT.

IT'S GOING TO LOOK SO GOOD.

IT LOOKS SO GOOD ALREADY.

ALL RIGHT.

BYE.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

-SEE YOU TOMORROW.

-OKAY.

HEY.

SO, WHAT,

YOU GOT YOUR OWN

INSIDE JOKES NOW?

EVERY TIME I LOOK

OVER AT YOU TWO,

YOU'RE JUST LAUGHING

AND GIGGLING,

BUT THAT'S--

THAT'S NOTHIN', RIGHT?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OF COURSE, IT'S NOTHING.

HE'S DIRECTING MY TOUR

BECAUSE YOU RECOMMENDED HIM.

I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE

I'D LIKE TO DO, STINKY.

LET'S BOUNCE, PINKY.

LET'S GO.

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["LET'S GO (PLAYA)" PLAYING]

YO, MY WRIST GOT A SICK GAME

AND IN MY WHIP:

IS A SICK DAME:

HAD TO SELL THE SERIES

BEFORE THE 6TH CAME

GOT ALL THE RIGHT MOVES

LIKE MY NAME IS HITCH, MAN

NO TIME TO GET HITCHED, MAN

PLAYIN' SO I SWITCH LANES

AND NAW, NAW

THEY SAY AIN'T NO 26, MAN

BUT AW, NAW

THAT PARTY GOT ME HIT, MAN

I GOT THE PRODUC IF YOUR FEES NEED A HIT, MAN

[BRITNEY]:
HEY, STINK,

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.

I HOPE YOU HAVE:

A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

CALL ME.

G'S ON THE GAMBLE

I CAN 4, 5, 6, MAN

GOT A 4, 5 AND A 6, MAN

[JUSTIN]:
HEY, SEXY,

I'M SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL.

HIT ME BACK.

DO YOUR DANCE:

NOW BREATHE:

LADIES BETTER CHOOSE A MAN

[BRITNEY]:
HEY, BABY,

I'M BACK IN MY ROOM NOW.

IF YOU WANT TO TRY ME,

I'LL BE UP FOR A WHILE.

PLAYAS GOTTA DO YOUR DANCE

NOW BREATHE:

[JUSTIN]:
HEY, BABY,

I'M REALLY MISSING YOU.

I JUST WANNA HEAR YOUR VOICE.

GIVE ME A CALL.

OH, YEAH. I LIKE IT.

I'LL BE UP FOR THE NEXT HOUR.

NOW BREATHE:

LADIES BETTER CHOOSE A MAN

LET'S GO, LET'S GO

LET'S GO, LET'S GO

JUST CLAP:

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["CRUSH ON U" PLAYING]

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT

ALL RIGH ALL RIGHT

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT

THOUGHT OF YOU LAST NIGH BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP

[JUSTIN]:
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

LEAVE A MESSAGE.

HEY, BABY.

IT'S, LIKE, 2:
00 A.M.

I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

ONE OF THESE DAYS,

WE'LL ACTUALLY

TALK TO EACH OTHER.

BYE.

I WANNA BE YOUR GIRL

I GOTTA CRUSH ON YOU

[JUSTIN]:

HEY, WHERE HAS MY PINKY GONE?

I'VE BEEN THINKIN' ABOUT HER

SINCE DAWN,

AND SHE'S SO BANGIN',

EVERYONE'S LIKE, "DANG!",

AND IF I DON'T SEE HER SOON,

I'LL GO INSANE.

MISS YOU, BABY.

[LINE RINGING]

[JUSTIN]:
'SUP? THIS IS ME.

DO WHAT YOU AFTER THE [BEEP].

HEY, IT'S ME.

I LOVED YOUR SONG.

CALL ME BACK.

[KNOCKING]

WE HAVE TO BE READY IN 15.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, OF COURSE.

LET'S GO!

BRITNEY'S IN LOVE WITH LOVE.

HER HEART,

IT COMES OUT IN HER SMILE,

YOU KNOW?

I THOUGHT THEY WERE SENDING

MORE CANDLES UP HERE.

I'LL ASK AGAIN.

THEY'RE PROBABLY AFRAID

OF GUESTS HAVING ACCIDENTS.

OH, THERE'S GONNA BE

A FIRE IN HERE,

BUT NOT THAT KIND.

OH, LORD.

[PHONE RINGING]

HEY, MAMA.

I GOT THE SUITE!

I DON'T WANT TO TALK BUSINESS

RIGHT NOW.

OKAY, I GOTTA GO.

LOVE YOU.

ALRIGHT.

ROSES, DOM, BUTTERMILK CHICKEN--

I'M ON IT.

THANK YOU!

[KNOCKING]

FE? I THOUGHT YOU HAD A KEY?

FE?

STICK 'EM UP!

IS THIS A HOLD-UP?

THAT'S RIGHT,

BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO ROB YOU...

DON'T SAY IT,

JUST DO IT!

...OF YOUR HEART.

YOU'RE SO CORNY!

YOU'RE EARLY!

I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE MY GIRL.

[FE]:
OH MY GOSH, SORRY.

SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GOT HERE.

FE!

SORRY, BRIT,

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER,

BUT THEY NEED YOU IN MAKE-UP.

DON'T GO. DON'T GO.

DON'T GO.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

["BOOM SHOT DIS" PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

GOOD DANCING.

WHERE'D JUSTIN GO?

TO GET DRINKS,

I THOUGHT.

I'LL GO CHECK.

[GIRLS LAUGHING

AND FLIRTING WITH JUSTIN]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SERIOUSLY?

SHE'S JUST A FAN.

DID HE GIVE YOU HIS NUMBER?

OH, MY GOD,

YOU'RE BRITNEY SPEARS!

STAY AWAY FROM HIM, SKANK.

OKAY... HEY, CALM DOWN,

ALL RIGHT?

PEOPLE WILL HEAR YOU.

WELL, WHAT?

SO ARE YOU WORRIED

WHAT SOME MAGAZINE'S GONNA SAY?

YEAH, I AM,

AND SO SHOULD YOU.

I'M NOT THE ONE

SLIPPING IN THE CHARTS.

SCREW YOU.

JUSTIN...

NO, LOOK,

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

JUSTIN? I'M SORRY.

[DOOR OPENS]

JUSTIN?

[CRYING]

[DIALING]

[KNOCKING]

SO, HE JUST LEFT?

NO NOTE?

NO, HE'S REALLY MAD.

IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

NO, IT'S NOT.

I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.

DON'T DO THAT TO YOURSELF.

EVERYONE GETS IN FIGHTS

ONCE IN A WHILE.

HEY, LISTEN TO ME.

YOU'RE, LIKE,

THE BEST GIRL EVER,

AND HE'D BE AN IDIO TO LET YOU GO.

COME HERE.

[KISSES HER HEAD]

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I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

MM.

I DON'T WAN TO FIGHT WITH YOU...

NOT EVER.

WE'RE BOTH JUST UNDER

A LOT OF PRESSURE,

SO WE'VE GO TO MAKE SURE

WE LEAVE TIME:

IN OUR SCHEDULES

TO BE TOGETHER.

YOU'RE WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

I'M SO EXCITED!

SNL!

YOU WERE HILARIOUS

THE LAST TIME YOU HOSTED.

PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW

YOU WERE FUNNY...

LOOKING.

[IMITATES RIMSHOT]

I'M EXCITED TO BE ON TOGETHER.

[SQUEALING]

I'M SO EXCITED,

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