Brother Nature Page #6

Oh, my god!

You two. On here.

Pronto.

Yeah, I'll go grab

our bathing suits.

How long do you think we'll be?

Once you get on this ride,

you ain't never gonna

want to come back.

Yes, I want a goddamn

glass of wine!

I've got you, brother.

Yeah, I really was happy

just sitting on the boat.

But you're going to love it.

Whoo!

All right.

Whoo!

You trying to bump me?

You're going down!

I'm coming for you, Rog.

Oh! This is so much fun!

Roger! Roger!

Look out, Roger!

No! No! No!

Oh! Oh!

Roger, are you okay?

Hey, sorry about your mug, bro.

It'll be better by Friday.

Hey, for what it's worth... Before you

ate it, you hit some serious air.

You looked like a rock skipped

a human across the lake.

You were like...

Speaking of big splashes, um,

how are you going to

make your announcement?

What do you mean?

I mean, you gotta make a good

first impression, you know.

You've got to wow the voters.

Get them to remember you.

Well, I'm going to

announce that I'm running

and then the endorsement

from congressman McClaren

should be more than enough.

Bro, hear me out.

All right?

What if you like... What if you

like rose out of the lake,

you know, like, "people of Washington,

I am here to lead you, you, you..."

Well, I'm going to say no

to that for two reasons.

One, I'm not here to lead them,

I'm here to represent them.

That's how government works.

And two, how would I

rise out of the water?

I know a guy. His name's Makev. I

could have him here in an hour.

Forty-five minutes if you've

got some cash on you.

It's not going to happen.

Well, I know you've got

a lot of work to do,

so maybe this will turn

that frown upside down.

Todd, where'd you get that? You

got a speech to write, man!

Put that down, Todd!

You've gotta write...

No! No! No!

No...

No, please...

I'm so sorry, honey.

I gotta ask, though, why

was that bag on the boat?

Ask him that.

Still want to go

on our date night?

I don't know.

I think I just need

a moment alone.

Okay.

Right.

Careful.

Hey, Roger, I'm sorry, man.

I'll replace the satchel.

The engagement ring

was in the satchel.

The engagement ring that I was

going to use to propose to Gwen,

right now, is now at

the bottom of the lake,

because of you!

Sh*t.

Oh! What's this?

A horse.

He was supposed

to wait out front.

He's beautiful.

Honey, are you okay?

Duder...

Oh. Honey,

you woke up!

Well...

What happened?

You ate an entire bag of

grandma Hibby's THC chips.

Todd said it was the equivalent of

nine joints hitting you at once.

I'm so sorry, Roger.

Those weren't potato chips.

They were pot-ate-o chips.

It says so right on the bag.

What was I thinking?

Where is Todd?

You really don't remember?

Remember what?

It is me or is he talking?

Hello, Roger.

High-five, horse.

High-five, horse!

Whoa. Whoa, Roger! You're

going to spook the horse.

Please, Artax!

You have to try.

Look out!

Margie!

Are you okay? I'm okay.

Are you okay?

Oh, my god, I thought I

was going to lose you!

Oh, my god, Todd.

You just saved my life!

Margie, I love you so much.

I love you, Todd.

Will you marry me?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes, I'll marry you! I want

an army of your babies!

Oh, Margie.

I'm glad we sat in the front!

Yeah, why sit in the back?

Roger dodger, hey.

Oh, Roger, our evening

was so romantic.

We had champagne and strawberries

and we saw the most perfect,

beautiful sunset ever.

Beautiful.

I mean, just amazing.

How could it not be?

Gwen and I are going to

sleep in the house tonight

because we thought the two of

you would like to be alone.

Being newly engaged and all.

Oh! Roger,

you're the best!

Hey, I'll meet you inside.

I'm just going to talk

to the r man for a sec.

Yeah, that'll be fine. It

will give me time to prepare.

Plug your ears, Roger.

Didn't hear a thing.

Oh, you will.

Tonight on dotch TV, dotch

is going to touch a butt.

You okay, brother?

I am not your brother.

I am not your friend.

I am not your anything.

And after this trip, I hope I

never have to see you again.

Okay, um, you seem upset.

Because you sabotaged

and then stole my proposal.

I didn't steal your proposal.

You gave it to me.

Are you delusional?

You don't remember?

Cowabunga!

You okay, buddy?

Good.

Do you still want to do your thing?

I don't know

if you're up for it, but...

Ben, what do you say, man?

No way, man.

No way!

Are you joking me?

You can't propose now!

If you do it, you'll regret

it for the rest of your life.

Take it from me,

I'm rock bottom, Hoss.

Dude, check this out.

No. No. No.

Just hear me out, okay.

I'm just saying I don't want

this all to go to waste.

There's a horse here.

I can't believe I'm saying

this, would you mind

if Margie and I go instead?

I won't do it if

you don't want me to.

Yeah, let him take the horse.

What are you going to do with it?

Nothing.

You look like junk!

You look like some jerk-off

socked you right in the face!

Let him take it, man.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I didn't know what I was

saying because you drugged me!

I did not drug you.

The bag clearly said "pot-ate-o"...

I know what the bag said!

But you got what you

wanted, didn't you, Todd?

You got to propose first.

I didn't get...

It just happened, Roger.

I'm so sorry.

No more words.

No more anything.

For the rest of this trip,

you stay away from me.

Oh.

And I'm declining

your friend request.

No, don't do that.

Ah! He's here!

Oh! Hugs. That's new.

I have literally never been more

happy to see you in my life.

Don't worry, Riggy's here. He's

going to make everything okay.

The news gets in

tomorrow at 3:
00.

I brought blazer options.

I like Navy, it's powerful.

But...

You know what?

I can handle all of that now.

What I need you to do,

your sole purpose in being here,

is to keep Todd away

from me all the time.

Belly-man? You won't know he's here.

Thank you.

Riggleman!

Hey! Gwen!

Oh, my god!

Congratulations!

On what?

On your... English-style

vacation home.

The architecture... I've

seen that in England.

You're holding swords.

Oh, yeah.

Miesha is teaching us

combat yoga.

It's stretching

but with weapons.

He's a free thinker. Sounds great.

Sounds great.

Honey, Margie and I are going to go

into town to give you time to focus.

Thank you so much.

If you forget anything, just let

me know and I'll pick it up.

Same goes for you, Riggleman.

Thank you so much.

It's great to see you. Oh. Great

to see you. You're a treasure.

I'm afraid to ask.

Why did you not propose to

that exceptional woman?

I'm coming to get you!

Because of that.

That's him?

He literally has been

ruining my life all week.

And last night he stole

my proposal to Gwen.

Please, keep him out of my hair.

All right, you go.

I'll take care of this thing.

I am the king!

Whoo!

This is the most scared

I've ever been in my life.

And I grew up in Pakistan.

The little mermaid.

Part of your world now.

Hey, you must be Todd.

You're Roger's best friend, huh?

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