Brother Nature Page #8
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And Todd said we can try
his water boots.
This is even worse than
ripping off Gill's head.
I'm just glad he had clothes on.
Roger, I wouldn't go to sleep tonight.
I'm sure you're concussed.
You know I can't vote for
you now, guy. Right?
How many times did I tell
you to leave me alone?
How many times
did I say stay away?
Easy. Easy.
You punched me?
Yes, and it felt wonderful!
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with me?
Him! He just destroyed my political
career on live television!
Looks to me like
he saved your ass.
That's because you're an idiot!
You're out of line, Roger.
I'm the only one
being honest, Jerry!
You should not be content with
this man marrying your daughter.
She could do so much better.
You need to apologize
to Todd right now.
How are you not on my side?
I am on your side, but it is
not okay to assault people!
Gwen, if anything,
I'm sorry. I don't
want your apology!
Do you hear yourself right now?
You've completely
lost your mind!
He knocked me into the water! He
didn't save me! He caused it!
I know, but that
was an accident.
He doesn't have
a mean bone in his body.
He is a menace!
There's one person right now who's
a screaming, raving lunatic
and that is you.
Why would that be?
Do you understand
what I am going through?
Gwen, you don't know half
of what's transpired, okay?
Well, why don't you tell me!
No. You don't tell me
anything that's going on.
I can't tell you everything!
Things affect me, too!
And when you decide out of the blue
that you're gonna run for congress
that has an effect on me!
And so does you leaving the country
Have you communicated with me,
or asked how I feel about that?
Well, how do you feel about it?
I hate it!
I think if you really
want to help people
you should give them something
like food, not young-adult novels.
All right.
Gwen...
No. I hear you.
I'm sorry.
You think I'm a joke,
and you hate my family.
I'm really glad to know,
that this whole time
you thought I'm a fool.
I don't...
So I think,
now would be a perfect
time for you to go.
You want me to go home?
Great.
That's great.
Oh. And by the way,
"I'm gonna nut" means ejaculate!
Let's go.
That's disgusting.
Why would he say that?
Cathy, that part's true.
Hey, Roger.
I just want to say thank you for
a wonderful couple of days.
Switching gears
a little bit, um,
I lost my cell
phone charger in there.
It's a Samsung android s3.
It's like the s4
but a fewer prongs.
You know how they just change
the chargers for no reason.
I know this is a weird time to bring
it up, but it is a discontinued model.
It's got metal gray...
It's our candidate, folks!
I just want to thank all of
you for all your hard work.
I really appreciate it.
Place isn't much, but it's the
best I could do on short notice.
No. No, the place
is wonderful.
I just hope everyone realizes
I'm going to lose.
Why would you say that?
I fell into a lake
on live television.
Yeah. People love it. It's gone viral.
Where have you been?
Purposely avoiding all media.
Look at this.
It's got three
million views on YouTube.
Roger Fellner.
Guy worth saving.
And you've become a meme, look.
There's you being rescued
from the Titanic.
There's you with
the water-skiing squirrel.
Your own commemorative cereal.
That's just you
coming out of a toilet.
That's also... A bunch of
just different toilets.
It's really so flattering to have the
entire country making fun of me.
Roger, this is a good thing.
This is a real human moment.
People look at this and go,
"well, I could fall into a lake.
"I should vote
for this guy."
Hey, Pete, play
the Maddow piece.
And finally tonight,
I'm sure you've all seen the Seattle
politician fall into a lake
while announcing his run
for a congressional seat.
Yes, a near-drowning on live
TV is a bit of a blunder,
but the quick thinking of a
and with it, his chance
at public office.
Well, now, new footage has surfaced
of the accident-prone candidate
and his rescuer just crushing
the spin doctors on karaoke.
Somebody smart once said,
"judge a person's character by
who he surrounds himself with."
Well, with friends like these,
Roger Fellner seems like
a stand-up guy.
Or rather, "a guy worth saving.
A guy worth voting for."
So, we are all set for the
fundraiser on Friday.
And this is for you,
it was sent to my house.
Good night, Roger.
Is that your boyfriend?
Oh. Hey, man, sorry. I didn't
realize anyone was still here.
You look happy.
You and your boyfriend.
No. He's not my boyfriend.
No, no. He's, um...
He's a...
Do you want me to move?
No. No. No. You're good.
All right, ready, zip!
What is it?
"Cabbie penny
needs a potty."
Wait, what did it start as?
"Katy Perry's
a hottie."
Yeah, she is!
Don't tell your parents
I said that, okay?
'Cause I could
get in big trouble.
Hi.
Do you think I could
talk to you for a second?
Hey, Micah.
Can you please tell our guest that
these are not visiting hours?
These are not visiting hours.
Thank you, Micah.
I can hear him.
I just need two minutes.
Hear me out.
And if you don't want to see me
again, I'll leave you alone.
Hey, Micah.
Can you please tell our guest
that if he would like to arrange a time
to talk that's not during our hang time
that would be much better?
He said... Yeah, I heard him, Micah.
Thank you.
Um...
Okay.
Okay, little homies.
Where were we?
Red-hair Ralph.
Mickey got another one.
Give it to me, brother.
Hey, Micah.
Can you please tell our guest
that if he would like
to talk to me right now
that he could call me up
on the telephone.
Todd, I've tried calling...
"Limes harden in a lunch room.
Nine times a night."
What did it start as?
"I'm sorry that I punched you.
I had no right."
I acted like such a jerk
and there are no excuses,
but if you give me a second
chance I would love...
Your round is over.
Okay. Guys, thank you very
much for letting me interrupt.
I hope you have fun.
You deserve a better
brother-in-law than me.
You're not safe here.
None of you are!
That beam is the safe zone.
And he is it!
Freeze tag!
It's on!
Hit him.
I take it you got my package.
I did. Todd, that was amazing.
Thank you so much.
Though I don't know if I'll
have much use for it now.
Gwen won't even return my calls.
Come on, buddy. You know
house for like two weeks.
Makes for an awful roommate.
You know, her big
fundraiser's tomorrow night.
I do know this.
In fact, part of the reason I came here...
Is I need your help.
Say it again.
I need your help. Say
it real loud this time.
I need your help!
Now, say it... Say it
like a weird baby.
I need your help!
Let's do it!
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