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and the priceless knowledge

contained within their pages.

We view every book in our

libraries as a chance.

A chance to learn.

Help give that chance to the

people of the sundarbans.

Because when a book is in your hands,

the world is at your fingertips.

All right, I would like to call

upon our pledge donations.

Can I get the house

lights up, please?

Let's start with our golden

bookmark donors.

Who here is willing

to pledge $10,000?

Really? Nobody?

Oh! We have one.

Yes! Thank you so much.

No, you are a waiter.

Um. Okay, let's move

on to our next...

What just happened?

This is ridiculous.

Aw, yeah, give it up for books!

Put your hands in your

pockets, get the cash out!

Put your hands in your

pockets, get the cash out!

Yo, these kids are books!

Ladies and gentlemen,

the actual spin doctors!

That's not the spin doctors.

Now we're talking.

Hey.

I don't know when I started

taking you for granted,

but shame on me.

I don't hate that you do this.

I don't.

I love you because you do this.

What I hate is

being away from you.

Being with you will always be

my greatest accomplishment.

I love being with you so much, I am willing

to say in front of all these people,

that I am okay with having

him for a brother-in-law.

It's me.

Gwen Elaine Turley,

will you marry me?

Yes!

Now, I'm going

to ask one more time.

Who here is now willing

to pledge $10,000

for some literacy?

If you think just because you had the

spin doctors play a hit from 1993

that's suddenly going to inspire

me to write a check for $10,000

I have one question

for you, sir.

Do you have a pen?

Oh, my god!

Thank you.

I now pronounce

you husband and wife.

I also now pronounce you

husband and wife.

You may kiss the brides.

Oh, oh!

You've got an ant...

Now, can we please go party?

Guys, she's all mine!

She's all mine!

Hey, I like the facial

adjustments, uncle Mel.

Thanks. It's easier to maintain,

and it's a little more classy.

More handsome.

You think so?

Uh-huh.

Mel! Oh!

Whoa!

Ooh! Careful, Spencer!

Thanks, Roger.

No problem.

Hey, Roger?

They tell a story.

Go, Giggleman!

Go, Giggleman! Go, Giggleman!

How was Bangladesh, guys?

Oh, I think it was

the trip we needed.

Yeah, we helped a lot of people.

We built a school

and we dug a well.

And we put in

a Wi-Fi tower.

Now, they have a full,

electronic library.

This guy thinks of everything.

I feel sort of guilty

that you lost the election.

No.

It was pretty hard to come back once

it came out that I murdered Gill.

Yeah. People loved

that fish.

Todd!

I owed you one. It's just

like the one we had.

Get on up there, man.

Ride off into the sunset.

Actually just to the end

of the driveway

'cause that horse

isn't allowed on the street.

But I did get you a limo to

take you to the airport, so...

There you go.

Thank you, brother.

Come here.

Oh. I have

something for you.

I love you.

I know. Just let the moment happen.

There's no words...

We'll see you when we get back.

Adorable. You'll see

me on the plane.

The plane?

Surprise!

Dual honeymoon! We booked the

room right next to yours!

Oh!

The party continues.

It always does.

We can get walkie talkies.

We can do everything together.

Do you like pizza? I can't believe

I've never asked you that before.

Roger.

Look at me.

Mmm-hmm.

Sorry. Sorry.

I'm doing it, Roger!

Roger! I'm helping!

You're not helping.

Do you hate this?

Come on, Pam.

Ow!

It's been two years, which

is a very acceptable time.

Two years is nothing. I could

sit on one box for two years

and it wouldn't phase me... You

will sit on a box for two years?

I have done it.

Where were you when you sat

on a box for two years?

Cleveland.

Yes!

Oh!

Nobody gets Dana Curlman wet.

Unless I want them to.

Be the Riggleman that

you've always wanted to be.

'Cause that's what you deserve.

Every day look at yourself

and go, "I did it."

Oh. You dropped

your ice cream!

Okay. Bye.

What are you doing?

Making a movie?

How did you...

What just happened?

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