Bruce Almighty Page #13
58.
BRUCE:
I don't know. My instinct tells me
there's something more.
PHIL:
Well, go with that. It's served
you well in the past, right?
Phil and a couple of his crew laugh, as they load the last of
their equipment into the van and shut the doors.
TRAINER (O.S.)
Hey, Hank found something1
Phil turns back, Bruce and he exchange a glance.
Hank is DIGGING FURIOUSLY, making a BIG HOLE. The Policeman
jogs over, joins the trainer. They watch as TWO DRESS SHOES
ARE UNCOVERE D IN THE DI RT. Hank BARKS.
POLICEMAN:
We got a bodyI
PHIL:
(to his crew)
Sh*t. Get the camera, now!
EXTREME CLOSE ON - THE VAN'S DOOR LOCK
It LOCKS AUTOMATICALLY. The CAMERAMAN yanks at the door.
CAMERAMAN:
It's locked and the keys are
inside I
Bruce casually turns his camera on, gives Phil a "tough
break" look, heads for the scene, as Phil and his crew
scramble around the van.
CUT TO:
ON A TV ·
DAN RATHER:
uncovered in a field today outside
of a canine training center in
Buffalo New York. Local Buffalo
freelance field reporter Bruce
Nolan was the first on the scene...
59.
We cut to the pre-taped story. Bruce stands with Hank and
his trainer before camera, the body being exhumed from the
ground behind him.
BRUCE:
Since the disapearence of Teamster
nineteen sixties, his whereabouts
have remained one of this country's
great unsolved mysteries. That is
until just moments ago, when during
police dog named Hank sniffed his
way right into the history books.
As you can see behind us, the body
is being carefully exhumed and will
be transported to a hospital
facility where DNA testing will
confirm the identity. That, of
course, only a formality as in a
bizarre twist, the body was found
buried with a birth certificate and
complete set of dental records.
(rubs Hank's neck)
Sort of a two-in-one for Hank
today, as moments later, he busted
a local news camera crew with four
kilo's of marijuana.
We see footage of PHIL AND HIS NEWS CREW, being cuffed on the
ground, as large stacks of marijuana plants are being pulled
from the van.
PHIL:
I've never seen it before, I swear I
As Bruce pulls up in front of the building the NO PARKING
SIGN flies back into the bushes and the RED CURB TRANSFORMS
TO GREEN as though being sloppily painted with invisible
brushes.
Bruce exits the car and smooths past the Homeless Sign Guy,
who sits in his usual spot. His sign reads:
"HEAVEN IS AT HAND. LEGGO YOUR EGGO."
INT. NEWSROOM - DAY
Bruce cruises through the office, fielding greetings.
60.
VARIOUS OFFICE STAFF
Nice Job, Bruce...Way to go,
buddy...GO get 'em, Bruce, etc.
Susan Ortega smooths up to Bruce.
SUSAN ORTEGA:
Hi, Bruce.
BRUCE:
(surprised)
Oh, Susan.. Hi.
SUSAN ORTEGA:
Good work, I'm impressed.
She give's Bruce a "look" and continues on. Bruce is a bit
inflated by the encounter.
Bobby the pastry cart guy wheels his cart up along side.
BOBBY:
Hey, Br uce . N ice job , m an. Wa sn' t
the same without you around here,
pal.
(leading)
I hear Jack wants to see you.
BRUCE:
That's the word.
BOBBY:
You're going to need your energy in
there. Can I interest you in a
donut?
BRUCE:
No, thank you, I'm not hungry.
BOBBY:
Coffee?
BRUCE:
No.
BOBBY:
Fiber grain bar with bee pollen and
Spiralina?
BRUCE:
I'm really not interested.
61.
BOBBY:
Yeah, I don't blame 'ya, they taste
like grass.
Bobby CUTS BRUCE OFF WITH HIS CART. Bruce is forced to stop.
BOBBY:
Tell you what? I wasn't going to
break it open until lunch time, but
I made a batch of rhubarb that you
have got to try.
BRUCE:
Bobby, I--
BOBBY:
Come on, it's my mother's recipe
she's practically cripple...
Bobby forces a ladle of rhubarb out at Bruce.
BRUCE:
No, I really- no...
BOBBY:
Open up, that's it, here comes the
news chopper...
(makes sound of Chopper)
BRUCE:
No, Bobby.. Bobby N01 I said I
didn't want anything.
(turns, heading off)
Damn you...
Bruce continues off, as Bobby stops cold, adopts an odd
expression, then his EYES ROLL UP IN THEIR SOCKETS, SPIN ALL
THE WAR AROUND, THEN GLOW RED. LITTLE HORN BUMPS PUSH UP
FROM HIS SKULL. He turns instantly demonic.
An overly PERKY FEMALE OFFICE WORKER approaches Bobby from
behind.
FEMALE OFFICE WORKER
Hi, Bobby. Is there any of that
split pea soup left?
She is instantly hit in the chest with a stream of green
vomit. A beat and Bobby offers out a plastic spoon.
INT. JACK'S OFFICE - DAY
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