Bruce Lee

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All incidents and some spoof characters in

this film are fictitious, bear no resemblance

Do you think you are a big man?

How dare you talk back like a prude...

When you are new...

learn who's who before

you start pointing things

If not, this happens

Understand?

They're here

Let's go

Let's go now

Maasi...

One minute...

Yea what?

They're coming!

You wanted to know what's in my mouth

- Here's some fruit

- Maasi!

Your death is in my hands!

- Did you bring it?

- Yes, brother

At what time does

Mahima come?

After college at 1

Did you check?

Yes, I did

Recharge for this number

This college, yes?

The women are coming out

Be ready

- This number

- Okay

Why is he here?

A pepsi

But brother...

What are you looking at?

I've been watching you...

You always make trouble

Die!

Attu!

Come quickly!

What the hell!

It burns!

Move!

Faster!

Go go!

Why did you lose track and do that?

Forget it

It's not rare

But...that's acid!

He threw tea on my face

He got it back

I know him well

Just 'cause he's rich Fking twat!

He deserved it

Brother!

- Go

- Careful

Brother! Go

Go!

Come, brother!

Come!

Brother! Come! Come!

Come!

Brother, go

Dude! Who are these guys?

Sir Sir...

Gotcha!

Let go!

Please sir

I did it in a fit of rage...

What?

Wait while I catch my breath

Let go!

Hey you!

- You broke the windshield...

- Our car's?

and you think you can escape?

Pay up!

Do you know who I am?

One minute

Dude, make a note of the address

I'm Maasi!

- Okay You?

- I'm Attu

Of course you are 'attu' and not awesome

What is your name, idiot?

But my name is Attu

Sorry dude! It seems his name is Attu

My girlfriend will shout at me pay up!

There is a guy chasing me with a gun!

That story is hard to

believe even with a knife

And you say a gun, eh! Pay up!

Dude! These guys are real thugs!

That was close

They would have finished us off

Yea

What are you saying?

Where?

Start the car!

- What happened?

- Start the car!

What was the issue?

I don't know, sir

We don't know what they were arguing about

How did he look?

But he...

Oh my God!

Dude, why are they talking to the cops?

He was dark and tall

Hey, call her quick

There are another guy

- Priya!

- After throwing the acid...

Hey come!

riding a bike...

So what is...?

Hey!

You come here

What happened to upset you?

What happened, baby?

Tell me, hon...

It's okay there, there

What happened?

It's nothing...

Some guy threw acid on someone...

So she's upset

Were you hurt?

And here?

It's nothing...

He's spooked 'cause a guy

broke the windshield

- They broke the windshield

- It's okay

It's okay

Come

I'll buy you ice cream

It's very late

Where are you two?

We are leaving

I'll be there shortly

Please deal with the warden

Come soon

Yes yes okay Bye

Priya!

Is this salmon?

No! That's Nagma

Shut up and eat

Dude!

Today was fked up!

Was that just today?

I couldn't go for my interview

They broke the windshield

They nearly threw acid at my girl's face!

That face already looks like

acid has taken a lick

Forget it

What would you have done

if she had been acid-attacked?

I would've escaped, dude!

I will slipper you!

Priya!

Sorry dude...

How much more will you eat? Come!

if something like...

I'll kill him, dude!

Is this enough?

Just one more half-boil please...

The warden is already

pissed off come, let's go

Abbas, take the car for repair

Saro, wait!

Later!

I'm talking to you

And you are walking away

I will stab him!

Don't stab my eye Sit

Acid!

I will not stop until I find you...

...and kill you!

How, dude? Like this?

Like this

I'll take a knife...

and if I stab from the back,

it'll come out in the front

He'll die, dude

This is hilarious to watch!

One more, please!

Do it again!

If I take this knife and...

and stab the nape of his neck,

it'll come out the front!

He'll die, dude

One more, please dude!

Get lost!

Thanks dude!

Hey Acid!

If I don't find and kill you...

...my name is not Bruce Lee!

is not Bruce Lee!

is not Bruce Lee!

Dude, your name is not Bruce Lee...

It's Gemini Ganesan

That's what my dad named me

Mummy calls me Bruce Lee

So, Bruce Lee

Okay Bruce Lee, sir

Careful else someone might poison you

Oh no! Oh no! My car!

Hey guy-who-broke-my-car...

I will find you and kill you too

Him, too?

How is he going to die?

The same way

Super, dude!

We're killing everyone...

...and going to jail

Hey! Where are you guys?

Henceforth, you are my Godfather

From now, you are my Godfather

You are my Godfather

You are my Godfather

Henceforth, you are my Godfather

- Did you sip this?

- No brother

Oh! Rin detergent costs Rs 2 less now

Not bad...

Infamous don Maasi stabbed?!

Why is he rejecting my call?

- Get lost!

- You get lost!

Hey! What are you doing?

Have you seen my socks?

Where are you leaving to?

The guy who fought us!

Why is lying dead?

Have you seen my socks?

I'm telling you a guy is dead and...

you talk about socks

You killed him, didn't you?

What did you say!

Why would I kill him?

Then how did he die

exactly like you described?

That's something even I don't know

You must have done it while drunk

The cops will be here in 10

Plead guilty! Your sentence will be lesser

What are you saying! What did I do?

Did I kill him?

You stabbed him clean and through,

just like you said

Will the cops come, like you said?

For sure

Dude!

Police!

Police!

I'm scared dude!

Just die!

Come!

You answer the door...

the cops will enter and

I'll slyly escape, Go!

Hey wait! wait!

Leave me!

It's just her!

Hey!

Why are you acting like idiots?

He is behaving like an idiot

Look at this!

Here! Read this!

He says I killed him

Did you kill him?

He was the guy who threw acid

Is that so?

You avoid her I'll avoid him

Pack your clothes

We're leaving

- Stop talking st

- Listen

He committed murder

You are the reason

The police will arrest you both in sometime

Henceforth, we're strangers

Let's go

I won't believe you

if you say you are a murderer

How can I believe he is one?

Look at his face

Don't you want to laugh?

Let go

He's calling me a murderer

You say I have a baby-face

That's enough

Look...

I laugh when I look at his face

But his name scares me

Good bye

Abbas!

Dude! Dude!

Catch him!

Dude!

Come here!

Sit!

My name has a huge flashback

I don't have the time We're leaving

Sit!

Listen for 5 minutes

I've always been afraid of everything

Afraid of dogs...of cats...

Very afraid of the elephant...

If I refuse to eat,

they won't mention the boogieman,

but the police, to force me to eat

Or else

One might be scared of insects...

but have you met someone

scared of butterflies?

Seeing me afraid of everything...

my mom was worried

And then, something happened

I was watching Action Fridays on TV

Punch!

Punch harder!

I watched that movie

My mom watched my eyes

Punch him! Yes!

Harder! Seeing me draw

courage from Bruce Lee...

from that day onwards my mom...

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