Bruce Lee Page #2

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Bruce Lee!

Who me?

Yes! You are Bruce Lee

"Who am I? I'm your daddy"

"Grandson of a warrior"

"A small argument,"

"we blow it up into a big fight"

"Hey! Who's that?"

"Who's he? Why are you scared?"

"What's that guy's name?"

"Bruce Lee!"

"Who am I? I'm your daddy"

"Grandson of a warrior"

"I'm here for my revenge

Look out!"

"BAM! Your ears and lungs are torn"

"WHAM! You'll break and tremble in fear"

"Yeah! If you hear his name,"

"you'll shake in fear and gibber"

Be awesome like Bruce Lee!

You dare touch my face!

My friend will come now!

Who is he?

Call him here!

"Bruce Lee!"

"Who am I? I'm your daddy"

"Grandson of a warrior"

"I'm here for my revenge

Look..."

Ow! It hurts, brother!

Brother, brother! Let go!

Since I've arrived, I noticed...

you are hitting only me

You aren't hitting them

Why are you hitting me?

Well...

What did you say your name was?

Bruce Lee

Brother! Please!

That's why I hit you!

I was beaten badly that day

I never mention

Bruce Lee to anyone, since

I only say Ganesh

What a flashback!

Look! Even he looks pissed off

Maybe I can believe you

But the police won't

The police will arrive and shoot you dead

What st! Get lost! Go!

Idiots! You don't be scared, baby

Damn! She escaped before

I could try anything

Poor guy

Will the police come?

No darling...They won't

But he said so

No! He's just teasing you

Moron! You don't stress

Keep combing my hair

You told me to relax but you seem tensed

Tensed?

Who me?

I'm not

- Then why is your heart beating fast?

- Is it?

Here...check again?

Shall I?

Bruce Lee!

"Hey my sugar mint girl..."

"I'm your refreshing jigarthanda"

"My colourful girl..."

"Sweet baby, sweetheart..."

"Darling...the pupil of my eyes"

"Come on my sweet demon"

"Do something you are not supposed to..."

"Lady!"

"When I think of you...Hot..."

"Turn and French me"

"There's no stopping"

"My little banshee..."

"Lady, you are my heartbeat"

"The centre of my gravity,"

"You are my book of sentiments..."

"I am modern Bruce Lee"

"Hey lively girl"

"My little sun"

"You are my girlfriend, you bad girl"

"Miss oh, Miss, you rowdy woman"

"The ginger gin who shares my feelings"

"The sky grows colder..."

"And lust engulfs..."

"My white liar..."

"I want a kiss when you are free"

"Like a seat belt, a hug is enough"

"You are my Bedlington puppy..."

"Lady!"

"When I think of you...Hot..."

"Turn and French me"

"There's no stopping"

"My little banshee..."

"Lady, you are my heartbeat"

"The centre of my gravity"

"You are my book of sentiments..."

"I am modern Bruce Lee"

"Your bewitching eyes, have made me silly"

"Sweety, you made a lion into a puppy"

"A kiss on my head..."

"I want every second..."

"Round and round, around me"

"You came my little sheep"

"Sweetly and softly"

"A hide and seek..."

"Move away and close your eyes"

Godfather! He's the

one who killed Maasi

We shouldn't let him go

Tell me now

And I'll do him in

Shut up!

Will you not shut up!

Kaasi, let him go

He'll die

'A few days before'

You

Stop that car

Hey! Stop the car

Why didn't they stop here?

'Our' boys, sir...

'Our' boys meaning your sons?

They pay (bribe) on time...

It seems like we get

rupees but not respect

- Call them

- Sir, I only meant...

Call them here

Hey, please come here

What's up constable?

Don't you educate the newbies?

You get it on time every month

What's with this new protest?

What sir? Any problem?

Wow!

Have you become so big

that you solve police problems?

Oh, it's just couple of

street dogs stirring the streets

I came to catch them

Careful, sir It might be rabid

It'll bite

Rabid or mange, I'll take care of it

Where are you returning from?

It's nothing sir

We were bored and stepped

out to give the cops a job

Sarcasm, eh?

Don't you visit a new officer?

Where did you steal from?

We don't steal

Then? Are you garbage pickers?

Only 'situations'

You are talking about

situations to a state employee

Won't he step out?

Come here

Sir, don't

You come here

Get out now

Sir, easy...

Is he the villain?

He looks frightfully funny

What's your name?

What's your name sonny?

Ramdass

From?

Madurai

Why won't you talk?

Have you stuffed your mouth on a fruit?

Have you stuffed your mouth on a fruit?

You wanted to know

what he had in his mouth...

It was fruit

Here

You are next

- That's a horse?

- Dude!

I always wanted to ride a horse

But you do it everyday

- Talk too much and I'll kick you

- Wait

But he is telling the truth

You're taking his side?!

Are you photographing girls?

I'm catching Pokemon

Pokemon!

Get lost!

Jobless!

The joker

Idiot

Dude!

That's our chief!

It's a conference

Our chief!

Brother!

When is he expected?

In 10 minutes

Dude! Today we should meet

him and get an autograph

Super! Yes!

Hey! Come here

What?

An old game

Why does she like old things?

6 rings for 50

You win what you catch

We know! You shut it

Give me the cash

50 sir, 50

- Hey get the cash

- What do you want?

Sunglasses

You?

Umm

Watch

You?

Dude!

I want that alcohol

That's my boy!

Watch

Aim correctly

Don't miss it

Come on, alcohol!

Damn!

Dude! Throw higher

Throw!

Alcohol!

Alcohol!

Alcohol!

Alcohol!

Isn't there one more?

Last try

Come on

Try it

Don't listen to her

Bag the alcohol

We hit it

We take it

Throw now

How long will you take? Do it

Alcohol! Dude!!

Sunglasses!

Throw it!

Throw it!

What are you going to do with this?

Boss!

You keep the camera and give us the bottle

No way

You can leave

The leader of the people's party

This is such an old camera

This is a digital camera

- Is it working condition?

- Go go go!

Let's click pictures

Come

Go fast

With a heart as huge as Mount Everest

a person who is forever young

A Tamil artist

Our brother

I invite Mansoor Ali Khan

to address the gathering

Chief!

Chief!

Chief!

My dear people,

who mean more than my life

My warriors in veshtis

My bulls in dhotis

Come!

The ladies who are waiting to

take a selfie with me,

In our government

of the golden-age

the ginger pickle vendor is

running an engineering college

A beans vendor

runs a Pizza Corner

Where did this change come from?

Without arguing that it's Sunday,

we attended parliamentary sessions

Chief!

Once every 5 years to

pass by the constituency

is not the kind

of inept chief I am

- Yes, Chief!

- You are right! Yes!

Ask about our achievements

from your house pressure cooker

Even it will whistle!

Because the railway station

is unveiling my statue

I take leave of you

Long love

The People's Party Thank you

Chief!

Just one autograph please!

I have finally seen you

in person, Chief!

I can die peacefully now!

- That's too much

- Today I'll die happily!

Think of your parents! Chief!

Just one autograph please! Long live Chief!

Chief, you must act

in Avatar Part 4

I will place a billboard for it

Chief, you can leave

The future President of Africa,

Mansoor Ali Khan!

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