Bruce Lee Page #7

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"A man with a sympathetic heart..."

"A kinsman of poor..."

"I'm always a kinsman of the poor"

Do you drive autos?

We thought you were a don

I doubted it

when you said he was your uncle

What were the sugarcane fields...

...commissioner's daughter...

and that Kuruvi will die

Son!

Haven't you watched 'Never Fear'?

He had a power cut

He asked for the climax

I told him to come

Myskkin made an awesome movie

Haven't you watched it?

But the knife, the blood was...

Welcome, dear

Leave it here

Have some soup

Soup

Oh yes

It'll taste good

Leave it here

Dear?

Keep the knife aside

The kids might be scared

Go away or...

your mouth...

Son, son!

Don't do it!

Are you and your wife kidding us?

No, no!

What the hell, dude!

Son...

I maybe a funny hero...

but he...

is a real villain

I thought you were a rowdy

But you are a joker

And that tank top and wrap around of yours!

I'm going to split your head into two

Let it go

Uncle!

Yes

You were childhood friends

You'll know his plus and minus

When you were young...

have you ever competed with him and won?

A competition...Son!

No such thing happened

No uncle

There must be something

Think hard!

What shall I think about?

Suji?

Mom and I are here, dad!

I'm scared daddy

Hey!

It's me

You heard?

Your wife and kid are here

If even a speck of dust is moved...

I'll cut it

Take your hand off

Scratching his bald head...

I've trimmed it down

Uncle!

I have an idea

Son!

I have an idea too

Share it, share it...

You go first

You are older...

You go first

OK Here goes

When I was young...

When I was in class 5,

When?

5th grade! 5th grade!

I studied all night and

when I saw the question paper...

I knew all the answers

My favourite teacher, Malathi was there

I was so happy

I was ready to answer

and searched for my pen

The pen was missing

Oh no!

And then?

When I looked for it...

he had it

Gotcha!

Baldy! Scram!

What did you do?

I was so angry

I didn't know what to do

The teacher was staring at me

I thought deeply

Suddenly, I took his pen

And then?

What else?

I told him to exchange the pens

He gave it back

Super, Uncle!

Thank you

Dude!

What a stupid flashback

and why a super for this?

Swear on your mom that it was superb

Shhh!

Uncle!

It's the same pen story

What we are going to do is...

Like how he has kidnapped my girl...

I will kidnap his girl...

we will demand my girl in exchange for his

He will do it

It can be excellently executed

What are you blabbering? Look!

But, son

There is a small problem

What is it, uncle?

He doesn't have a girl

Wife?

No

Mistress?

Nope

Who is there, then?

Son,

he had a 'right hand' and a 'left hand'

And they chopped one hand,

He eats and cleans with the same hand?

Not a hand, a human

They were Kaasi and Maasi

He won't do anything directly

These guys do it for him

And Maasi was slayed

Now, Kaasi, is his everything

So, we take Kaasi

Super!

Be right back

It's kidnapping

Not Karaoke Revolution

We can lose our lives

Dude, kidnapping is easy

How so?

Go straight to...

Burma bazaar

Store no 246

You'll find Sheikh Dawood there

Who? Sleeper cell?

I will slipper you

He owns a CD store

Buy all the Tamil action movies

Dude...

In this situation,

do you really want to watch movies?

Do as I say

Son...

I am ready

Shall we go?

You!

What is this?

You said kidnapping

I'm in my action costume

How is it?

Go change your clothes

But son...

I've bombs that I can throw

Throw it and I'll throw it back at you

Go away

Why are you saying no to this?

Dude!

I don't even like ribbing him

It's OK

Are we trusting him with this kidnapping?

Manikkam,

It pokes

Careful

It might slip

With a wig, you are Baasha

Without it, are you Alavanthaan?

Switch it on

Shall I?

Go ahead!

Don't hide it

Ooooh!

Dude! What is this!

I asked for action movies

He gave me all the action movies

Just change it

It is good

Let's watch this

He is like your son

Will you watch porn with him?

I'll beat you!

Change it

What is it? What happened to you?

Who are you? What is this?

Everything has a reason

Shut up and get in the car

The car? Please come

To drink...

Van has come

Come with me

Wake up, dear

It's the TV

Did you get it?

Did you get it?

Yes it is, son!

Go then

Tell me...

Dude...

I have an amazing plan

Tell me, tell me

I thought of it last night

You were sleeping so I didn't tell you

Super!

Follow me!

Tell me!

Dude!

It's already been one day

since the girls were kidnapped

I don't know what that caveman Godfather

did to them...

My girl is already thinking of breaking up

Tell now!

Let Uncle come

Unc...Uncle!

Uncle! That's enough Come

I'm done!

Get out now!

Do you need to go urgently?

Get out

I use my right hand, son

Move it

What now?

Woah woah woah!

Son...

Why are you behaving strangely?

You don't behave like this

Tell me

Will you tell or shall I jump?

Wait, wait!

Wait

Why tension?

Uncle...Yes I'm here

Come here

Tell

Dude! Look around

There's no one

It won't be heard even if you shout it

We are going to kidnap by drugging him

I'll kill myself

Wait!

What?

It's a great plan

It can be excellently executed

That's an old plan

What is this, dude...

All of Tamil cinema has this scene

Trust that it will work

Yeah!

Where will you buy it?

Good question

The movies didn't say that

We don't have to, either

Good question, too

Whether you use drugs...

or whether you split his head with a rod

I need you to kidnap him

The second idea is also good

Dude!

I told you not to watch movies all night

My son You silent

When shall we?

and how?

There is something important to do

Please tell me

Retards!

"Kaasi"

I've told you not to pee in bed!

- Darling

- How do you poop so many times?

I say, that's enough!

If you mess with me, that's it!

Kaasi, where's your wife?

Why are you carrying water?

Hey! Why do you always

take a dump near my house?

So what, Devi?

It's not in your house

Did you take a photo?

Be careful Else they'll figure it out

Hello there

Are you from another city?

We are foreigners

Sightseeing...

A thank you for that

glance you gave me

Dad?

Are you acting like

in yesterday's movie?

That was nothing, son

There was something

on mom's face...

Wipe it off with your hands

Why use your mouth?

Hey! Open the door

OK See you tomorrow

Well?

You have been standing all day

I beg you to share your plan

Nice shirt

Keep quiet

Thank you

OK:

From 10am to 10pm,

Kaasi is very busy

from 10pm to 12AM, he's at his mistress

After 12AM, he goes home

Two broads - one night?

Are you jealous?

No

OK:

And it is then, that he is alone

There'll be people at other times

But why is he alone now?

Because, the broad he was with,

eloped with his friend

Oh! Nice

So our kidnapping point

is Arunachalam road

The darkest hour

A yellow light

Wearing a red shirt,

he walks out of the dark

He walks

Yes

Far away is an auto

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