Bruno & Boots: Go Jump in the Pool Page #6

Ladies and gentlemen at home,

I've never seen such savagery

in all my years

of food reporting.

No! No!

No! No! No, my dignity!

My dignity... no...

Get me the listings for all

the Macdonald Hall parents.

All of them.

When we say leadership,

that's not what we mean.

A food fight

on national television?

It's not my fault. I mean,

I was barely involved!

Well, we had a nice chat

with Tom Hartley from York

Academy, and he assures us

that you'll fit in great

when you go there next year.

No. Please. Anything but that.

Uh... Have you seen my website?

Yo, Boots. Man, we have got to

go see The Fish, like pronto.

I don't think it's very--

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. O'Neal.

Good to see you.

I was actually just telling

your son Melvin here

that the headmaster wants

to see us. I'm pretty sure

it is something good.

So ha-ha, A plus.

Our decision is final,

Melvin.

Goodbye, Bruno.

Oh, man.

She totally bought that.

Yo, man.

I have to tell you something.

No, we have no time.

You have to clean up

and I really gotta start

practicing my groveling.

No more fundraising.

That is it.

Sir, with the advertising

money we're over halfway there.

Like, we can't just stop.

If we don't get this pool,

Boots is gone for sure.

By the time you get your pool,

we may not have

any students left.

Apparently Hartley just called

every Macdonald Hall parent,

assuring them that this would

never happen at York Academy.

Oh! Give me...

half an hour

and two dozen cupcakes

and I can make sure this kind of

thing happens at York.

Believe me, sir.

I'm sorry, boys.

I can't risk the

entire school on this.

Pool fund is closed

for the rest of the year.

Look. I know this is

a major disappointment,

but as Macdonald Hall boys,

I expect you

to follow the rules.

So that's it.

Okay? No more fundraising.

No more schemes. Understood?

Understood.

Yeah, understood.

This is not the end.

This is just the beginning.

We need to keep it on the

down-low. We need to be smart.

We need to be organized.

We-- Where's Wilbur?

After Eat It or Beat It,

he went into butter shock.

His parents told him

no more scheming, or else.

Okay, okay.

Well, one man down.

We can handle that.

It's not that big of a deal.

Um, actually,

there's something

I've been meaning

to tell you guys.

I've just been spending so much

time with this project and...

I checked out

my average the other day

and it was an A... minus.

Minus, Bruno!

Minus!

He'll-- He'll be okay.

Uh, Chris?

You know, any ideas?

You're not just gonna

give up too, right?

Bruno, I don't want

to give up.

I am giving up.

Just ruin the show, then.

Just walk away, you know?

Your sponsors should be ashamed.

We're giving you all the money

we earned, aren't we?

That's the least you could do.

You wanna see the most I can do?

Guys! Stop!

This is exactly what got us

here in the first place.

Training tomorrow?

Sure.

No, guys, just wait.

Maybe-- Maybe if I talk

to their parents...

Yeah, parents love me!

Well, yours do, at least.

Bruno, I gotta tell you

something, man.

No. You don't have to say it,

dude. I already know.

You do?

You're worried

I'm giving up on you too.

Dude,

I made a promise to you

and everyone else, okay?

We are getting that pool,

because...

I just came up

with the ultimate idea.

What?

I know you have enough

to worry about with the race

and everything.

So just leave it to me, okay?

I swear I won't let you down.

You're a good friend, Bruno.

No, dude, I'm not good.

I'm the best.

Yeah, man, I'll see you--

See you later?

Yeah.

All right.

Hey! That's ours.

"Property of York Academy."

Doesn't sound like yours.

Actually, we crossed

the Y out with a D, so...

It said "Dork"!

Hey, O'Neal.

Here we are again.

And here's my joke: you suck.

All right!

Let's beat it.

Boots...

What about the team?

Look at the sign.

$5, please.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Quickly, quickly, quickly,

quickly, quickly. Next!

Your money ready, sir.

I didn't believe it. They told

me, but I didn't believe it.

I know, right?

Dude, I can't believe

we didn't think of this

sooner. It's like...

Okay, look, it's just like you

said. Nobody loves the school

as much as I do, you know?

Not the kids, not the parents

and definitely not the people

driving by every day for free.

Bruno...

you gotta stop this, man.

Guys?

I made $200 in 15 minutes.

But it's illegal!

Guys!

Look. Desperate times call for

desperately flawed schemes.

I'm trying to

save the school, dudes.

Why don't you just trust me?

It's not just about you, Bruno!

Every time you come up with one

of your crazy, wacky schemes,

we're the ones who have to deal

with the consequences,

while you just go ahead

and do something else crazy.

And we've had enough. Enough!

And that...

is the worst Comic Sans font

I've ever seen.

Chris... you talk?!

And you're British?

Guys!

What?

It's The Fish!

Walton!

Scatter, scatter, scatter!

Up too late on Saturday

This is what I want

Then I won't go to work

Then I'm gonna get paid

Hi, girls!

Bye girls! Please help.

Omm...

Excuse me, excuse me.

Beg your pardon, ladies.

Kids, they just want to have

Fun, kids just wanna have fun

Kids, they wanna have fun

Kids just wanna have fun

All right!

Well, they go out

To the rock and roll show

Kids just wanna have fun

So this was the plan when

Sturgeon showed up?

Have him catch us?

I'm just trying the best

I could do on my own, dude.

Walton!

O'Neal.

Kids, they just want to have

Fun, kids just wanna have fun

Kids, they wanna have fun

Kids just wanna have fun

Let's go!

Will you stop at nothing

to make me look foolish?

Of course.

Wanna have fun, kids,

They just want to have fun

I think we caught a fish.

They wanna have fun

Kids just wanna have fun

Sir, you have to believe us.

This is all our fault.

It's actually true,

Officer. The toll road,

the traffic jam...

I caused it.

Your headmaster's the one

that got caught in the trap,

there, boys. So it's up

to Ms. Scrimmage this time.

Oh, no.

Mr. Sturgeon and I

may have had our difference

in the past,

but there's no need

for any charges.

Good.

Free to go, sir.

I'll just take 'em off.

And as for the traps,

ever since our last

incident with the police,

the girls have become

very security conscious.

I can assure you,

Officer, these boys

will be very

severely dealt with.

William, isn't it

how you dealt with it

last time that led

to all of this?

Is there anything else,

Officer?

Uh-uh. Go ahead.

Thank you.

Uh, Mr. Sturgeon?

I just wanted to say,

um, you got a little...

something. And I just wanted to

make sure that, you know,

this won't affect anything

for the pool. You know,

the plans and everything.

Mostly for the future.

The future?

Yeah.

Oh, there's no future.

Not for the pool,

not for the fundraising.

It's all over.

And as for you two,

you'll both see

what your future holds.

Here again

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