Bruno & Boots: Go Jump in the Pool Page #5
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- 2016
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fish, lean steak, lots of
vitamin C, D and E.
Oh, and the secret ingredient:
Pilates.
Hey!
Shut up.
What are you doing here?
Oh, just, uh...
admiring your garbage, Chip.
So, um, about
the Pilates. You know,
I'm not really sure if it's
right for me. You know,
I always go back and forth...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a solid routine.
You know, I could show you
a really good one.
Yeah.
Or not.
You know, it feels like you
guys are up to something.
Up to something? Come on.
No.
Something I should probably
make a really mean joke about.
You know, so I'm gonna
go figure that out
and the next time
I see you, be ready.
Bye, Boots.
Hey, Chip!
Next time I see you,
you won't be making any jokes.
All right,
let's get the stuff.
No single thought
Or double thinking
Or what they're feeling
This is their stage,
An ode to their last days
Crying out to the world
The quiet has
Now been heard
Oh, and some days
I feel the same way
But I can hardly
Feel the beat
You're doing it right,
You do it right for me
You're kicking it up,
You're kicking up a scene
You're playing a song,
You play it on repeat
You're doing it right,
You do it right for me
You're doing it right,
You do it right for me
You're kicking it up,
You're kicking up a scene
You're playing a song,
You play it on repeat
You're doing it right,
You do it right for me
And I can hardly
Feel the beat
You're doing it right
You do it right for me
You're kicking it up,
You're kicking up a scene
You're playing a song,
You play it on repeat
You're doing it right,
You do it right for me
You're doing it right,
You do it right for me
You're doing it right,
You do it right for me
Which means we are 1/3
of the way there.
But school
is already half over.
Thank goodness.
What was that?
That you-- That you boys have
accomplished so much.
I think you've made
more than anybody
in Macdonald Hall history.
Well, not including prohibition.
Well, say it's not enough.
See, we've done
online contests--
Thank you--
Lottery draws, and actually,
I'm meeting with a Nigerian
prince next week.
We could do, like,
I don't know, a talent show?
That'd only work
if we had talent.
Eating contest?
Chris could do caricatures!
Oh, that's good.
Have you seen the one
he did of you, Mr. Sturgeon?
Actually, it's right here.
Right?
That does not look
anything like my...
car.
We need something big,
you know? Bold.
Beyond just the school,
you know?
Something like, um...
something like this cupcake.
Ms. Davis,
could you perhaps make about
$1000 worth of these cupcakes?
They look amazing.
Actually, Willy made those.
He bakes to relieve the stress.
You bake?
You bake cupcakes.
Your name's Willy?
It's William, okay?
That's all for today.
Thanks very much, Ms. Davis.
Thank you.
Well, uh, you know, anyways,
Willy. What are you
so stressed about?
Oh, I can't imagine.
In any case, I already have
a job to do, so thank you.
Headmaster Sturgeon,
Ms. Scrimmage is here
to see you.
She wants to show you something.
Headmaster Sturgeon?
Hello?
Willy? What are you doing?
Willy?
Quiet and peaceful.
Too peace...
...ful.
William Sturgeon, welcome to
Eat It or Beat It.
I'm your host, Kip Kipperson,
and you've been chosen from
across the country
to compete on live national TV
in our kitchen octagon!
Well, actually,
it's a rectangle. I mean,
a rectangle has four sides
whereas an octagon has eight--
Now, as I'm sure you already
know, Eat It or Beat It
is a live cooking contest
where two amateur chefs
compete for $10,000
and the answer to that age-old
question, who will...
Eat it or beat it!
Yeah,
that's not really a question.
Whatever, man! It rhymes!
Now, Headmaster.
Your students have nominated
your amazing cupcakes.
So let's see if you can beat...
Oh, no, no, no.
...the headmistress of
the Scrimmage Academy
of Education and Awakening,
Eugenia Scrimmage!
No, no, no, no, no.
William, I confess. I was part
of this delightful ruse.
In fact, I was supposed
to bring you here myself,
but for some reason you
weren't in your office.
At any rate,
I don't normally approve
of competitions, or television,
or gluten-based foods like--
Let's do this, Kip.
Yeah!
Well, well, Sturgeon.
Start your ovens!
Is...
That...
Melvin?
Now, let's get a closer look
at Sturgeon and his students'
raw dedication in action!
O'Neal, more flour.
Walton? Eggs.
Hackenschleimer,
stop eating the butter.
Drimsdale, oven, 350.
Celsius, Fahrenheit or Kelvin,
sir?
O'Neal, oven, 350.
I thought that
was a valid question.
Yes. For our
cruelty-free cupcakes,
we substitute
carrot for chocolate,
rice flour for wheat,
tofu for flavor,
and soy milk for happiness.
Cruelty-free.
I think they got it.
Walton, pans.
O'Neal, paper cups.
This is bedlam! This is crazy!
We got people cooking here,
people cooking there,
and what's gonna come of it?
Who's to say?
Probably something delicious,
I tells ya.
I eat all this stuff for months.
I take this home after the shoot
and I just eat it! Look at me!
I am a product of this cooking!
You know what I'm talking about.
Ah-ha-ha!
Hackenschleimer, what did
I say about eating the butter?
It's delicious?
O'Neal, oven status.
O'Neal. O'Neal!
Hey, Bruno!
What are you doing, man?
We have to go finish
the contest.
Dude,
the contest doesn't matter.
We could win $10,000.
How does that not matter?
Please. Dude, the real money
is in the advertising.
Just like NASCAR. Man, you just
get a bunch of businesses
to give you money to wear their
logos in front of cameras.
So if I wear
your company's logo,
you'll give me how much again?
Wow. Uh, okay.
How many zeroes is that?
So the Eat It or Beat It
contest was--
Was just a way
to get cameras here.
As soon as they
announce the winner,
I step out onto stage wearing
my 20 different logos
for all the world to see.
There's no way the girls
are gonna beat us
at fundraising, then.
And any idea how much money
we're gonna make?
$25,000.
Burton,
how did you know that?
In battle, Walton,
information is everything.
Yes, I know it's expensive,
okay?
But if you want
your logo on national TV,
you're gonna pay the same
as everyone else, Mom.
Yes.
This was my idea.
And I got my own sponsors.
Wait a minute!
That's my mom's logo.
when she sees one.
You know, boys,
this may well be
the finest bunch
of cupcakes I've ever made.
Walton!
Be careful!
Scrimmage girls!
Defend our honor!
Going out on the weekend
Front line boys left behind
Never show them
Your weakness
Come on,
Let's see some lines
Two, three, four, charge
If you want to prove you can
Really feel something
This is war
Fight with
Your dancing shoes
Ring the bell and get
Hammered across the floor
Jeans get out of the closet
Freedom can't be denied
Serves him right.
He hates vanilla. Ha-ha-ha!
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