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Bruno & Boots: The Wizzle War Page #5
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Big load
coming through.
Hoo, nice work, Wally.
Why can't students be
more like dogs?
Or computers.
The receiver on the uber-sub
in the cottage
seems to be working.
Shall we make some noise?
Noise is my middle name.
Yep.
All right, ahem.
I call this tune
"No Sleep for Mr. Wizzle."
And... we're live.
Wow!
Earthquake! Help!
Didn't anyone else feel that?
Hello?
The uber-sub is working.
He's tired, off-balance,
vulnerable.
I think it's time
Mr. Wizzle was introduced
to Macdonald Hall's
mystery kid.
Heh.
Little cuties.
Get that finger!
You hungry for...
Off task. Off task.
Just one more second.
Come in.
Mr. Wizzle,
Gordon won't be able
to make it to class today.
He had a skateboarding accident
and twisted his ankle.
Thank you.
Uh, Gordon who?
Gunhold.
G. Gordon Gunhold.
Okay, bye now, heh.
Homework.
Mark absent
G. Gordon Gunhold.
Student not found.
Mark absent,
G. Gordon Gunhold.
Student not found.
Hey, did you guys sign
that card for Gordon yet?
Skateboarding accident.
Dude is totally crazy.
Like, who skates
at night, right?
I don't get it.
Totally crazy.
Thanks, guys.
Student not found.
Gunhold.
Student not found.
Gunhold-d-d.
Student not found.
Gunhold.
Student not found.
Gunhold?
Gunhold. Gunhold!
Student. Not. Found.
Earthquake! Help!
"G. Gordon Gunhold
for student coun..."
Student not found.
That's impossible!
Earthquake scientists
have long theorized
about the Great Lakes-
According to Dr. Schultzenhop
of Mungingham College,
it could be right
in our own backyard.
Backyard?
Come in.
Mr. Wizzle,
Gordon wanted me to see
if you had
any homework for him.
I can see now's a bad time.
My bad.
Mr. Wizzle,
I can't move you to a hotel
over some earthquake that
nobody else has even noticed.
And I sure as sugar
can't check my records
when all my computer
shows me are Wizzlewarts.
Forget about the earthquakes.
I take pride in Wizzleware's
perfect record system.
If something
isn't in my records,
it doesn't exist.
This boy doesn't show up
in my databases,
but his name is on posters!
Boys in the hall
talk about how fun he is
and how nice he is
to the new kids
and about the time
he landed
that 360 ollie
heel flip on the first try.
I found his name
in an old yearbook
in the library,
but there's no photo!
Look!
Mr. Wizzle,
have you been
getting enough sleep?
Who can sleep
with all these earthquakes?
Forget it!
Oh boy. The hamster in that
poor man's head
has flipped
right out of its wheel.
Dr. Schultzenhop speaking.
Hello, Doctor.
It's Walter Wizzle,
calling with questions
about the Great Lakes-
Ah, yes.
Tiny but deadly
earthquakes,
easily deadly,
but we have
no idea where it is.
I know!
It runs through my house,
practically under my bed!
Fascinating!
I could get to there...
In, um, 36 months.
Three years?
Science must not be rushed,
you see.
Science is
like a fine cheese.
You ready, E-Rock?
Affirmative.
Earthquake, earthquake!
Earthquake! Earth...
Good morning, sir!
A little
stargazing last night?
What time is it?
Wake up,
we're not in bed anymore!
What on earth is that?
Oh, uh, Scrimmage Academy
has a new guest headmaster too,
Miss Peabody.
Oh, and it is 8:
45.8:
45?Oh, sir, do you have time
to sign this card for Gordon?
Not again!
What on earth
do you think you're doing?
I had a feeling
that baba ganoush
was a little bit dodgy.
Oh, you're having
an inner crisis,
but it's not
the intestinal kind.
What are you doing here?
I am here for you.
Peabody is out there,
making your girls miserable,
and you're in here hiding.
I'm not hiding.
Yes, you are!
You're hiding!
From me, angry Scrimmage!
I let go of my anger
years ago.
I am Zen,
with a hint of lavender
and a little bit of eucalyptus.
Is that what that smell is?
Woo! And what is with
the bedazzling?
Not a good look.
Wow, you are not just angry,
you are downright sarcastic.
Oh, very perceptive!
Okay, stop that.
I am here to show you
that there are some things
I have no interest
in having that conversation.
I'm not here for
a conversation!
I'm here to fight!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ow, uh,
get out of my head!
Okay, this is it.
We need to show Peabody
this marching thing is a snap.
Who are we even
trying to impress?
Bruno's not here,
Miss Peabody is unimpressible...
What's the point?
The point is...
just do your best.
And don't fall behind
or make any mistakes.
Here comes Peabody,
Get to your spot,
you can do it, come on...
Attention!
It's time for you lapdogs
to march.
But before we begin,
I have two words of advice.
Impress me.
Company, fall in!
And... march!
Right face!
Forward, march!
To the rear, march!
To the rear, march!
Here comes the big one.
This should be good.
Column, right!
Oh, no!
I'm sorry.
Oh, you have got
to be kidding me.
Well, I had
high hopes for you girls,
but looks like
one of the poodles
I'm sorry, guys.
I didn't order you to speak.
But I do order you to run
around the whole campus,
once...
for every girl
that you let down.
Well, why are you still
standing there?
Oh, zip it.
Pardon me?
Stop picking on Diane.
She worked harder
than anyone else here.
Well, let's get running.
Where do you think
you're going?
Well, you're all about
teamwork, right?
Well, me and Diane...
We're a team.
Well...
When you get back,
it's straight to the brig!
This school doesn't
have a brig, does it?
Wow! You guys...
A plus. Sounds great.
One question.
Why are there
so many of you?
It's totally unnecessary.
It's necessary
for maximum fun.
Besides, if we don't
take this band seriously,
- we'll never make it.
- Exactly.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, Elmer.
This, uh, red light...
Isn't that
supposed to be green?
The uber-sub isn't picking up
the signal.
No signal, no earthquakes.
But Wizzle's ready
to quit any day now.
We have to fix it.
That would mean
getting back
into Wizzle's basement.
And there's no way
he'd fall
for that Wally trick
a second time.
What if I didn't have
to trick my way in?
Right?
What if we found a way
to trick Wizzle
into rushing out?
You mean, like, a distraction?
I mean the ultimate
distraction.
I think it's time
Mr. Wizzle
finally meets you...
Gordon.
Uh, no.
Yes.
No!
Yes!
- Nice moves.
- Good luck, buddy.
I can't believe
you talked me into this.
Gunhold?
The albatross has left
the lighthouse.
What?
That's my code for:
"Wizzle has left the cottage".
You can't just
improvise code words!
They have to be determined
in advance!
Gunhold?
Gunhold! You're real!
You're really real!
Call me Gordon.
You're coming with me
to the office
so I can put you in the database
because you're real!
You're real!
You can't do that, stop.
Stop...
Why aren't you stopping?
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