Bu Er Shen Tan Page #6

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the best way to avoid suspicion.

Just now, when I fought with your son...

...he took all the responsibility.

- He said he did it all himself.

- It was me...

I killed every one of them!

But after I saw his skill

with the needles, I knew...

I knew there had to be someone else.

You're such a patient man.

When the first three victims got struck...

...they were moving at high speeds.

The cause of death.

was a needle striking their

laughter acupressure point...

...causing instant,

total-body muscle paralysis...

which is why they died

with a smile on their face.

And, you were hidden so

well, it was almost flawless.

But of all the mistakes to make...

...tell me why a paralyzed man.

would keep a pair of

sandals under his bed?

So, the sandals gave it away?

Sorry, those sandals are mine...

You'll never escape.

Can you get up and say that?

Hey!

Get him!

In this condition? Still?

Get him...

You're not scared you'll die?

Go get him!

Are you all right?

Take care of him!

Where are you going?

You just told me to go get him!

Bu Er, are you okay?

You fool!

You think you'll be able to

fight after running so long?

Nice moves!

You can't win, give up.

Give up?

To you?

Seven of you couldn't beat me!

Well...

How about eight?

Wo-tahhhhhh...

Your father and your uncle.

were both famous museum thieves.

When your father was still alive...

...he left you an inheritance...

...but you had to be married

before age 30...

...or it would go to your uncle...

Mr. Liu Xing.

So, your uncle had to stop you.

...from getting married before you turn 30.

Wouldn't it just be simpler to kill me?

There's one thing I don't get.

Your necklace was actually a

very important cultural artifact...

...so we've already sent it

back to the New York museum.

That necklace was the last

thing my father ever gave me.

Actually, he left you something else.

This is called "Lily's Ocean".

It was what your uncle wanted most.

But even he didn't get it.

It's not a famous painting...

...it's one your father painted himself.

Your father was one of the

world's best art thieves...

...and he had all the

treasures he could want.

But he didn't have a family.

This is called "Lily's Ocean"

...because your mother's

English name was Lily.

He wanted you to get married before 30...

...because he wanted to remind you to

cherish the people close to you...

Did you hear that? Cherish

the people close to you...

Uncle Liu...

...how have you been, seriously?

Great...

I don't have to lay in bed all day.

Uncle Liu...

...there's something I want to know.

You worked so hard to stop

me from getting married...

...but why didn't you just kill me?

You're family.

All these years, you've

been taking care of me.

I was greedy, not evil. How

could I kill you over money?

Uncle Liu...

when you get out...

I'd like to take care of you.

Let's go.

Jin Shui...

I'm sorry.

You caught a serial killer,

and found the thieves.

They robbed the New York museum.

Two birds with one stone!

Congratulations!

You'll get a promotion.

Huang Fei Hong, you can

officially begin your retired life.

Wang Bu Er...

Maybe you're not a

total idiot. Well done!

So, you get early retirement

and a pension increase...

...and I get nothing.

Baby!

Can you believe these women today?

They don't even get to know

you before they come on to you!

I'll kill you.

That's my wife.

Baby!

Honey...

...honey, you look taller!

For the sake of our kids, I have to be!

No wonder he always wants

to get off work early.

Wang Bu Er...

...can I tell you something?

Something's up with your boyfriend?

No, of course not.

But I still feel the Star of Solitude.

Well, you shouldn't

dwell on these things.

Luck, love, fate... That

can all change in an instant.

Like that. So, I'd like

you to change my luck.

Would you be my boyfriend?

That's very flattering...

...and I appreciate your frankness. But...

...the truth is, there's no forcing love...

...and there's already...

...someone I have feelings for.

I had no idea you had such good taste.

But if you like me,

you should just tell me.

Bu Er!

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