Bucky and the Squirrels
(dramatic music)
The documentary
you're about to see
is based on an incredible
true story.
Some have said it's more
incredible than true,
and,
to tell the truth,
that may or may not
be true.
But, while not all
of it may be,
or may not be, true,
most of it is.
Oh, okay, "most" might be
an exaggeration.
Let's just say that
a great deal
of this incredible
true story is true.
How much
is hard to say.
A number of the events
that happened,
or might
have happened,
in, uh, this
incredibly true story
certainly
could have happened,
and they may have.
We just
can't prove it.
However,
one thing's for sure.
While the events
in this incredible true story
may or may not have
happened as shown here
in this incredible
true story,
there are definitely
several elements
in this incredible
true story
that have
definitely happened.
Somewhere.
To someone at
one time or another.
Therefore, it is
with great pride
that the producers...
not all of them,
but some of them...
well, at least one
of them...
is, or are, proud
to present the
following incredible
and quite possibly
true story.
I'm Steve Schmidt for ANC News
on the campus
of Lawrence University
in beautiful
Appleton, Wisconsin.
This is where everything began
for Appleton's own
Bucky and the Squirrels,
the one-hit-wonder rock group,
who,
back in the 1960s,
skyrocketed to the top
with their number-one dance
hit, "Do the Squirrel."
Tragically,
in the winter of 1968,
while on their maiden
European promotional tour,
carried Bucky and the Squirrels
vanished, never to be seen
or heard from again.
That is, until today.
Here, live from Switzerland,
is Mitchell Friedman
with more
on this developing story.
Mitchell?
Mitchell:
Uh, thank you, Steve.As you can see, or maybe not,
I'm here in the middle
of a raging blizzard
six kilometers north
of the famed Zermatt ski resort,
where, only hours ago,
the storm uncovered
what has just been
positively identified
as the remains of the plane
that took the lives
of the American rock group Bucky and
the Squirrels. (loud background noise)
I... I apologize
about the noise.
What you hear in the background
is snow removal equipment
working to free
the partially buried wreckage,
which, as I understand,
remarkably,
is in near pristine condition.
(indistinct shouting)
Okay, thank you, Mitchell.
For Bucky and the Squirrels,
it all began here
in beautiful
Appleton, Wisconsin.
Amber:
Appleton, Wisconsin,is located here,
in Appleton, Wisconsin.
Before the Squirrels
were alive,
Appleton was known for three
really awesome things:
Lawrence University,
the second-oldest
co-educational
boys and girls college
in the United States
of America,
and for being
the hometown
of writer Edna Ferber
and escape
artist Houdini.
Houdini is the man
on the right.
Edna Ferber, or "Edna"
Edna wasn't short,
her stories were.
Except, of course,
for the ones that were long.
Anyway, in 1968,
all that changed about
when the Squirrels had
The Squirrels were
Phillip Westerbrook,
Randy Cunningham,
Douglas Wilson,
and Thomas
"Bucky" Fuller.
And they became
childhood friends
when they were children.
Here's a picture of them
back then.
Over the years,
they grew older.
And in addition
to the many awesome things
they had in common...
being from Appleton
and being in high school
together and stuff...
they shared a love
of rock-and-roll music
and formed
a rock-and-roll band.
They decided to call the band
the Appletones, so they did.
They played locally
at local clubs.
But they were so bad
that they not only
had to play for free,
they even had to pay
to get in, too,
which really sucked.
After a couple of years,
suddenly they met a talent
agent named Mort Fishbeck,
who was a talent agent.
Because many successful bands
back then had animal names,
such as...
from the Appletones
to the Squirrels.
Then they wrote
"Do the Squirrel,"
which was an original song
they wrote themselves.
written some more,
but they couldn't
because they died first.
A big thanks
to Harvey Weinstein,
whose father does videos
for weddings
and Jewish bar mitzvahs,
who helped me
put this thing together.
Thanks again, Harvey.
People let me tell ya
'bout my best friend
He's a warm-hearted person
who'll love me till the end
People let me tell you
'bout my best friend
He's a one boy cuddly toy
My up, my down,
my pride and joy
People let me tell ya
'bout him
He's so much fun
Whether we're talking
man to man
Or whether we're talking
son to son
'Cause he's my best friend
Yeah, he's my best friend
La-ba-daba-daba-wa
Ba-daba-daba-wa
Ba-dabada-wa
Wa-da-bada-wa
(scatting)
You already know that they
died in a plane crash.
Well, something almost
worse happened to them
before they died.
When they were performing
at a club,
someone put something
into everyone's drinks,
a waitress said
one of the Squirrels, Phil,
knocked her up.
Everybody was
so out of it.
Nobody could remember.
So Phil married her.
Here's the wedding invitation
they used to invite people.
Once that was over,
Mort got the Squirrels
in Appleton,
hosted by host
Dave Madden.
(cheering)
Let's hear it for
our guests today,
Bucky and the Squirrels.
(applause)
No offense, but how the heck
do you talk with these things?
Uh, those are fake
and these are real.
Good point. Now, which one
of you is Bucky?
Only kidding.
Bucky, how about introducing
the rest of the band?
Oh, sure.
Phil, this is Randy.
Randy, this is Phil.
Doug, Randy, Phil.
Nice to meet you, Randy.
If you don't mind, I'd like
to ask you a question.
Now, many groups, bands...
groups, if you will...
have members who are
related to each other.
Brothers, sisters, cousins.
Are any of you related?
All:
No.Okay.
I understand one of you
just got married.
Which one of you is Phil?
(girls giggling)
(clears throat)
That's me.
Oh! So who's
the unlucky girl?
Only kidding.
Who's the lucky girl?
Ah, don't be shy.
Tell us all about it.
Well, not all about it,
because we are on TV.
Let's start with how
you met.
It's a very long story, so...
probably don't have enough time,
we should probably skip that...
(whispering)
He knocked up a waitress.
Phil:
...a little bit.Girl:
I wonder why.Tell us.
So, um...
So, uh...
with a performance, Rocky?
It's, uh, Bucky.
Uh, right, um,
I was confusing you
with Rocky
the Flying Squirrel.
You know,
Rocky and Bullwinkle?
"Hey, you wanna see me pull
a rabbit out of my hat?"
That's Bullwinkle.
Um, I believe it's Rocky.
- No, it's Bullwinkle.
- It's Bullwinkle.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Bucky and the Squirrels" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 21 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/bucky_and_the_squirrels_4787>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In