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Synopsis: Living in small town Iowa, Bucky Larson is a simple minded, uneducated, beaver toothed young man still living with his protective parents, Jeremiah and Debbie Larson. Initially saddened when he is fired from his job as a bagger at a supermarket, he eventually sees it as a sign that he is destined for greatness in some other field. Based on some information he learns, Bucky believes that destiny is to become a porn star, despite he being a virgin and only having recently learned what masturbation is. With his parents' blessing, Bucky hops on a bus to Los Angeles to make it big there as a porn star. He is taken under the wings of a few people in LA. On the professional side, he meets the reigning king of porn, Dick Shadow, who only sees in Bucky a laughing stock. But washed up porn director Miles Deep stumbles across what he sees as an untapped niche market for Bucky's limited talents. Miles has the challenge of trying to convince investors who only see in Bucky the antithesis of porn. O
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Tom Brady
Actors: Nick Swardson, Christina Ricci, Don Johnson, Stephen Dorff
Production: Sony Pictures
  1 win & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.3
Metacritic:
9
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
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2011
97 min
$2,331,318
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I'm gonna tell her right now.

- Miles, where's he going?

- He's gone, J. Day.

But I need that horse!

He's the star of another movie

I'm doing in Germany.

Horse-cock Island.

God gave me a magic wand.

Why wouldn't I want to cast

love spells?

You are the most aggressive person

I have ever met.

It's ridiculous.

Is it ridiculous how much pleasure

I could bring to your smell garden?

Trust me.

I would be the best you ever had.

Dick, you are a dick.

You know why Bucky Larson

is a bigger star than you now?

Because he showed people that it

wasn't about having a giant wiener...

...swinging between your legs.

It's about being a beautiful

and caring partner.

And even though

it broke my heart in two...

...I knew it was more important for him

to continue helping the world...

...than for me to have happiness.

So you know

what you need to do now?

Give you some good rebound sex?

Let you swing on my sweet meat?

No. You need to leave.

Look who's back.

Kathy, I remember the first time

I saw you at the diner.

My heart stopped.

My stomach felt funny.

I thought I had the flu.

But I didn't. It was you.

Being in those nude movies,

that's not my destiny.

Being with you is.

You make my heart smile.

- Does your heart have buck teeth too?

- Shut your cock.

What I'm trying to say is

I love you, Kathy.

I love you too, Bucky.

- Will you do me a favor?

- Yeah.

Will you give me a ride home

to Iowa?

With honors.

I smell a garden.

Ride, little dick. Ride.

- Do I have chips in my teeth?

- No, you don't have any teeth.

- Jeremiah.

- Well, she doesn't.

Oh, my.

Table 17.

And thank you for coming.

Hey, best steaks

and service in the state, Bucky.

That's my wife's doing.

Hey, honey, there's a table in back,

wants to take a picture with you.

Yeah, sure. Jeez, how many bowls

you got there?

- Seven. It's my new record.

- No way.

You owe me rent money, f***er!

- Gary, no!

- You're just like John Mayer!

Just like John Mayer.

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