Buddy Cops Page #2

- I'll show you your room.

- Great, thanks.

It is designed after

your old office.

This is PC Buddy,

designed by the girls.

It has better ratings online

than the Chief Executive.

That's impressive.

Well, I need to have a

few words with you.

Good,

whoa, just like the old office.

Right, we all stick to

your work philosophy:

get nothing done

and stay away from trouble

But you aren't supposed to

bring Fei with you, right?

No department is

willing to take him in

You see, our department

is the heaven and paradise

of the Police Force.

That guy out there

pissed off the organized

crime bureau.

He also crashed my godson's car.

I don't want to see him around.

I can ask him to stay

away from the office,

and I won't arrange

a desk for him.

How about that?

Chau Sir, I have nowhere to sit.

Chau Sir, Chau Sir.

Hey, Chau Sir, I

have nowhere to sit.

Chau Sir, hey, hey.

Okay, fine.

Damn, why are you

working as a cop?

Go work in cosmetics.

Let me give you a

piece of advice.

A cop should never drive

a family car like yours.

It never goes over 70km/h.

How do you catch thieves anyway?

You better-off riding a bicycle.

My car is still with the garage,

and I'll hand you

the bill later.

Hey, you have got

such a spacious desk.

That's none of your business.

What's your name anyway?

I am Chan Kin-fei, and you?

I am Johnny...

Right, Johnny, Madam

Chu just asked me

to sit next to you,

so that I can learn from you.

There is no way she

would say that.

Why not?

Go ask her if you want to.

Smart-arse.

This should go here...

and this should go there...

and this one...

What are you doing?

Don't touch my stuff.

Give me my seat.

That's my seat,

give it back to me.

Hell no.

(ring tone:
good

boy, good boy...)

(pick up the phone...)

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Mum.

- Dad.

Several days ago, while a

group of Hong Kong tourists

were on their way

to the scenic spot,

the driver suffered from

a sudden heart attack.

Their coach shook violently

from side to side

and a passenger saved the day

by promptly stopping the coach.

The Coach was full of

tourists from Hong Kong

Luckily there is someone

Controlled the bus

and saved everyone.

Just like a scene out of movies.

We are going to meet with

this hero real soon.

We have heard that

it is even more

romantic than films.

Why are you here at the airport?

Why not? You don't

own it, do you?

What's wrong is with you?

I am warning you,

I am here to pick up my mum.

Don't you stalk me.

I am warning you,

I'll beat up your mum.

If you don't shut up.

Such a retard.

Mr Chan.

What does it feel to save

everyone on the coach?

Please share your thoughts.

Were you a policeman?

Just a few words will do.

There is not much I can say.

- Johnny.

- Mum, are you okay?

- Son.

- Mum,

- I miss you.

- Miss you heaps.

Let me take a good look at you.

Such a handsome lad.

- Who is he?

- My son.

We have been relying on each

other for over 20 years.

Okay, all right.

Son, give me a hand with

the luggage, will you?

Share a few words

with us please.

I think

this has really opened my eyes.

Things often take

the wrong turn,

and go out of your control.

So if you have anything

you want to do,

you need to go for

it right away.

Just like me and Philip,

although we have

just met each other,

after going through this,

we have decided to get married

after returning to Hong Kong.

What?

Congratulations

Will you hold a wedding

dinner, any idea?

We have not decided yet

Let's go.

This is the breaking news

I mentioned earlier.

Things took a romantic

turn after the accident.

Giu and Philip the hero

have decided to get

a flash marriage.

Wait, what?

Give you a call when I get home.

Mum, what's this?

You have just met him,

and I don't know him either.

Why marrying him?

Are you nuts?

You two are not

getting any younger,

flash marriage?

Calm down.

It is better to have someone

to take care of us two.

Come on, take it easy.

He is a good chap

and he saved my life too.

Am I not taking

good care of you?

I really can't stand his son.

I am afraid that

I could kill him.

What if he is only

marrying for your money?

Hey I am warning you,

don't you screw this up for me,

otherwise you are doomed.

What do you mean?

Are you saying I am

not in good shape?

Why would he want my money?

Let's go home.

Pick up the luggage-

How did a lame duck like you

manage to become an officer?

Even the cardboard police

looks tougher than you.

Did your mum get

this outfit for you?

Something wrong with

your fashion taste?

This is called the preppy look,

what's your problem?

What look again?

Geeky look?

Why can't cops dress decently?

I am setting an example

for everyone...

for everyone to laugh at, huh?

I don't care how

retarded you are

But don't you call

me brother at work,

or I'll beat the hell out of you

Congrats!

All's well that ends well.

Love each other.

You...

What is their relationship?

They both got a new parent.

What should we call them then?

They are brothers,

but are not related.

Then you two must be...

Eskimo brothers!

You are finally here.

Aww...so sweet!

You two are brothers now.

Come on, cuddle...

and kiss.

Not bad at all.

Congrats!

You got a new brother.

Also a new mum too.

Be a good son from now on.

So you are now...

the little bro!

Love each other and

don't fight over toys!

Our last meet-up

wasn't that long ago.

Out of cash again?

Cut that out.

Go order some drinks.

Your treat?

Guess I'll order everything

from the menu then.

Ah Hung, go take his order.

A beer,

and some pricy nibbles

to go with the drinks...

How about truffle on toast,

and a foie gras pork chop bun?

Okay-

Ah Hung, ring the

bell, will you?

- This round is on me.

- All right.

- Round 1 - A free

round for everyone!

Don't mention it.

Nice watch, you are doing

quite well, aren't you?

Limited edition.

Whoa, limited edition?

Ten grand, twenty grand.

What are you doing?

You lend me ten thousand

last time, right?

Now this is twenty grand.

You have done well

for yourself, huh?

Keep that for yourself.

You never know when

you'll need it.

I don't have to

scrape along anymore.

I have got myself a

good opportunity.

Ever heard of Hung Cheung-hing?

That's who I am working for.

He thinks I would go far.

Okay, okay.

Why is he hiring you anyway?

You know nothing but

picking out fights.

Mr Hung is running

so many businesses.

There is always

something I can do,

learn as you go,

YOU know?

All right, okay.

Thanks.

Make sure you look after

me when you get rich.

Guess I can quit my job now.

What's wrong with your job?

We all wanted to be a cop

when we were young.

That's everyone's dream.

But none of us actually made it.

Hey, do you remember.

I got beaten up when

I was a teenager.

Then you taught that

guy a lesson for me.

He was so roughed up and

could hardly stand up.

The police arrested you.

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