Buddy Cops Page #9

Wait, wait.

Fei Fei, tell me,

have you ever loved me?

You hear that?

She is such a drag.

Just kill her once and for all.

I have always

wanted to dump her.

Shoot her and I'll

buy you dinner.

Kong gals like you

really deserve this.

He doesn't even like you.

You still let him screw you.

I should have you instead.

Only a few times.

Fine, Chan Kin-fei.

I am cutting my wrist

in front of you.

I'll count to three again.

Come out or she's dead.

One, two...

Fei Fei, Fei Fei.

I knew you won't dump me.

I always knew you love me.

You figured the secret code.

Such a smart guy.

I love you.

Quiet, take this.

Wake up you lame duck.

We can go now.

Stop pretending, wake up.

You want me to carry you?

Come, come.

Man...

Wake up man.

What's up? Answer me.

Bro...

You shouldn't have taken

that two shots, you fool.

Wake up now.

I promise. If you wake up,

I'll never beat you again.

Never bully you.

Never snatch away your toys.

I'll give your chair back.

Get up, will you?

It is hard to find a

little bro like you.

Wake up you bastard.

Why are you waking me up?

Hey, you aren't dead? Your

mouth is full of blood.

What are you doing?

You know,

I am just an office clerk.

After the big fight,

then the big fall from up there.

I felt so tired.

And I saved you too.

You are really heavy

YOU know?

And the blood...

Ah ha,

I have bitten

my tongue.

See? It is all red here.

Oh, did you just call me bro?

I'll beat the living

sh*t out of you.

I didn't said nothing.

And you heard nothing.

Wait, no.

I really heard it just now.

You are lying, you liar.

That line sounds

kinda familiar...

Are you two okay?

- Boss.

- Boss.

- It was awesome just now.

- Yes, we...

Say nothing. Just

write your report.

You are good at it.

Two copies.

One with my name

and one without.

No idea how would

they react tomorrow.

You know, I am retiring soon.

Thanks for your understanding.

Everyone,

go take a look.

Yes, sir!

Thank you. I am going.

Our boss is a real

chicken hawk.

Anyway,

make an extra copy,

without my name.

Me fighting off dozens,

who would believe that?

Your mum would.

She will be happy.

Fei Fei, wait for me.

Even my mum won't believe it.

Wait!

Fei Fei.

What the hell?

Hey,

you didn't answer me.

Have you ever loved me?

You are a Kong gal after all...

Tell you when we get home, okay?

Yes.

Take these to the lab.

Yes.

Go tidy things up.

Yes, madam.

What have you done?

You Okay?

I am fine.

We were

high up there just now.

I was hanging over there.

Then barn!

I fell off to the ground

over there.

Then I saved Fei, my bro.

Check this out.

I took two shots for him

at the back.

There is a hole in there.

That's fine.

You see, I got this off Taobao.

Half grand. It

saved my life too.

Not the best deal.

That's a lot of blood.

Don't worry,

I won't touch you.

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