Buddy Cops Page #8

It's the unwritten rule.

Anyway, enough of that.

Mr Hung filed a

complain against you.

Blackmail and assault.

He called up the Chief Executive,

and is demanding an explanation.

He was trying to blow

up my mum and dad.

Sir,

Is that Chan Kin-fei's voice?

They disturbed my family. Am I

supposed to put up with this?

Right...

They blew up your mum?

Fei is calling me mum.

He is treating me as his mother.

He is treating me as family.

"Bessie:
I tripped over."

Damn!

The number you have dialed

is currently unavailable.

Please try again later.

Boss, my girl was investigating

Hung's depot for me.

Her text said she

had tripped over.

Her phone is off too.

She must be in trouble.

Let me save her.

I type those words every

day in my messages

Big deal?

The phone's off for two minutes.

She's been missing for

less than 24 hours.

The 999 won't even

file your case.

If I shut down his depot,

I am going to lose my job.

Sir, we are not kidding.

Bessie never types

messages like that.

She must be in danger.

There is something fishy about

Hung's depot too.

Who are you? Why

weren't you knocking?

What door, I don't see one.

I was listening next door.

I can't help coming over

to set things straight.

This is my office.

I am the one who set

things straight.

When I was a cop,

you weren't even born yet.

We cracked the Po

Sang Bank robbery,

when your boss was

still in high school.

I really don't understand

cops nowadays.

You guys are so

scared of complaints.

Complaints from councilors,

reporters,

rich folks,

the only thing you aren't

scared of is the public.

Even the gangsters are

way tougher than you.

Aren't you ashamed

of being a cop?

Now that my son's

sweetheart is in danger,

all you know is to dodge

from responsibility.

Hey, don't give me that. You

want to get arrested or what?

Don't even try. I'll

file a complaint

if you stand any closer.

Hey, you work under me.

I am being blackmailed,

-go take action.

- Sir,

she is my mum.

It's you who wanted

to arrest her.

Can you guys shut up for a sec?

Sir, I know I am ill-tempered.

I have always been a drag.

But please let me save Bessie.

I'll take sole responsibility.

Responsibility? How?

You say that every single time.

But it always goes down to me.

I have this warrant card with me

all the time.

But if I knew someone

is in danger

and I did nothing to save her,

I don't think I can

call myself police.

Bro, damn right.

Ever seen any cop staying

at the office all day

just to write reports?

Yes, a real waste

of talent like me.

I am quitting too.

Wait, what are you guys doing?

Did I ask you to go?

This suspect,

is ridden with

psychological problems.

You need to escort him

to the psychologist.

Do it now.

One more thing, he

is a prime suspect.

Bring your gun.

In fact, our very prime suspect.

Bring two, make haste.

Thank you, Sir!

Well, I saw nothing.

Was at the restroom just now.

I am now on my way

to the toilet again.

Honey,

There are some good

cops after all.

Do they deserve a merit?

Right,

fetch me Philip Chan's number.

Guess you have retired ages ago.

Philip is so last century.

That bloke is now running

night clubs in Shenzhen.

He's retired?

Still want his number?

Is he still around?

You think he is a real cop?

Just go.

Where is my daughter?

I have my gang with me.

She is missing because of me.

I asked her to

investigate for me.

Trust me, I'll bring her back.

If anything goes wrong,

I'll chop you into pieces.

Thank you for the encouragement.

I am more determined than ever.

Wait for me.

I am counting on you.

Master Yim's prophecy

really came true.

He warned me to

keep distance from

women this year.

You have worked for

me for so long,

have I ever touched you?

Not yet.

You are such a traitor.

When did you chuck in so

much stuff in the boot?

I have got everything ready.

Go put on the body armor.

Whoa, body armor?

- Just to be safe.

- Right, what else?

And this one.

Look,bazooka.

Powerful stuff.

Yeah, powerful sh*t.

You only work for

me because of them?

No.

Did he ever make outwith you?

Just occasionally...

here and there.

Are you religious?

I am flexible,

whatever suits you.

Don't mind getting

married at a church.

I am talking about funeral home.

You fool.

You have even got this.

It is hard to come by.

The most expensive one of all.

Smart kid.

What else?

- Smoke grenade.

- Yes.

Shock grenade.

M-60 bullets.

- How about the guns?

- Should be arriving the day after.

Never mind. This

should be enough.

Where did you get all these anyway?

Arms dealer?

No, just got them off Taobao.

This is real powerful stuff.

Stallone used this

in The Expendables.

Cost me 500 bucks.

The comments said

it is much safer

than the 300 one.

- Safe right?

- Of course.

How about we try this one out?

Dude, I spent 800 for this one.

Air pistol, works

well as a bluff.

Never mind.

I'll stick to mine.

If I have any leftover bullets,

I am going to stick

them in your head.

We will outflank them from

below and above.

Check out

what's going on.

I'll go up, you stick

to the ground.

- I heard something.

- Let's go that way.

Hey miss, it is really

dangerous here.

Go, go.

HQ, HQ.

Intruders.

Run.

Oh, that's 99 bucks gone.

Miss, this is police.

Mamma mia.

I don't beat up women,

but I have no choice.

Don't come close.

Help! Help!

No, no,

No, don't loose it.

Please don't.

Come save me.

Can't hold this any longer.

- You'll be fine.

- Don't go.

Hold on. Come fetch you later.

Is falling! Is falling!

Now what?

Think you are tough

beating up my bro?

Tough girl.

Flying kick huh?

I knew it.

Bro, hold on.

99 bucks.

Hold on, bro.

Stretch your arm out, sucker.

- Come on, be quick.

- Hold on...

I got it...l got it...

Shock her.

Her shoe is in the way.

Take it off quick.

Give this b*tch a good shock.

Stop moving.

Guys, stop fighting.

It's heavy.

I'm losing it.

Dude,

you are so lame.

Such an awful fall.

Hey, stand up.

You are holding me back

every time.

No way,

I just saved your life.

Did you?

You didn't die

falling from up there.

That means I saved you.

Drop dead!

No.

You know?

Watch out, bro.

Hey, you.

Come out.

Are you joking?

You think you are

still in charge?

Cops are on their way.

Two choices.

One, drop your gun and

surrender to the police.

Two, drop your gun and

bail from the back door.

I'll pretend I saw nothing.

I am an honest businessman.

I stand by my service charter.

I won't go

unless

the buyer got his stuff.

Two choices.

One, quit your job

and work for me.

Two, be the next Lau Jing.

Lau Jing?

He got murdered working for you.

- How can I work for you?

- That bastard.

He already got

everything paid for,

and he still stole

stuff from me.

Your girl is now trying

to ruin my trades.

What for?

Are you jealous?

Hostility to the rich?

I count to three.

If you don't come

out, she is dead.

One, two...

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