Buddy Cops Page #7

What "pass tor"?

Pasta.

Pasta.

Your Mandarin is so poor.

I am warning you,

don't spit on my food,

or I'll call the police.

- What's in there then?

- What's in there then?

Two things:

Cocaine and Methamphetamine

What is Methamphetamine?

Crystal Meth.

It has no smell though,

how do you know?

None of your business.

That won't work.

We don't have any evidence.

Her olfaction doesn't

mean anything.

I don't understand.

Hung's businesses

are so diverse,

he doesn't need to sell drugs.

Those property developers

are filthy rich anyway.

But they are still

opening new drug stores,

electric appliance

stores and supermarkets.

That means

there is something

fishy about the depot.

If nothing is going on in there,

why would Hung ask Lau

Jing to look after it?

If it is empty at the moment,

perhaps he is going to

stock up sometime later.

Are you two planning

to sneak in again?

- No.

- Nope.

There is no way the

guard booth is empty.

The guard is human too.

He needs to eat and

take a dump, huh?

You are right.

They really stocked up.

Customs exemption...

These just arrived.

Damn, this is a huge stock.

We should have asked your

girl to have a sniff.

She is not my girl.

She is yours anyway.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Director Tsui, let

me do the talking.

Who are you?

I am the security guard.

Security guard?

We have been around for

half an hour, unnoticed.

You call yourself security guards?

Where is your supervisor?

I am the supervisor.

- Supervisor?

- Yes.

We are supposed to

meet Mr Hung here.

Where is he?

Just a moment.

Check with Mr Hung's secretary.

See if he has an

appointment with them.

Director Tsui said,

this place is not secure enough.

We are not taking the stuff.

Director Tsui, we can go now.

Dude,

since when were

you fluent in Mandarin?

I never said I don't.

Do you think they are

falling for this?

Good bye, Director Tsui.

It works for now.

They'll figure out

when we get to the car though.

Hey, if we can

escape in one piece,

you won't get away

with that slap.

I'll pay you back tenfold.

Dear guests, shall

we rehearse again?

Thanks.

"Do You Think You

Can't Dance", ready.

I didn't touch it.

Stop, stop, stop...

Do you know how to dance?

- Just keep going.

- First Lady.

- Relax.

- You are blocking the camera.

- You are blocking the camera.

- Yes.

How many times have I

told you yesterday?

The camera must

face me this way.

- Make it a profile shot.

- Boss, your call.

- Yes, you are right.

- I am telling you.

- No, look at me.

- I donate more than

a million every year.

Yes, your excellency.

Smarten up, okay?

Tell the first lady

how much have I donated?

3 million.

3 million!

I donated 3 million.

Do I deserve a close up?

My sons are so unorganized.

Didn't let us know

we have guests.

They are not even here.

The home is in a mess,

sorry about that.

Have some tea.

Thank you, thank you.

You are Johnny's colleague?

Well, at the moment.

Right.

Will see how it goes.

So you are still dating Fei?

We are together again

after last time.

How did you know Johnny?

I met him at the park one night.

Some old folks

introduced me to him.

Then he asked me to sniff

something for him.

He took me to the

Peak after that.

My Johnny boy went to the Peak?

Uncle caught him

playing with himself,

so he ran away from home.

You mean jerking off? Right.

Jerking off?

Are you joking?

My son was jerking

off, how filthy!

You never tell me?

And you didn't let me know.

He is my son...And

you caught him...

Auntie, the gas is leaking.

Impossible, I use

electric stove.

Auntie, is the soup burnt?

I didn't make soup.

"Go, go... - What's up?

Go, go...

Why are we going?

Hey, Why going out?

quickly.

- You can't go in.

- We are police too.

Mum,mum.

No way.

- Johnny - Are you okay?

I was scared to death.

Over here,

-you know?

- Fei Fei.

The petite princess

saved us all.

She asked us all to get out.

You know?

You really did save my mum

and Uncle Chan?

Really?

Don't mention it.

I have jotted it

down in my notebook.

We'll settle this later.

Hello, who's speaking?

Why did your home caught fire?

We have warned you not

to meddle with us.

You son of a b*tch. How

dare you touch my family?

Let's fight man to man.

Hanging up on me, hey?

I'll take revenge.

Why don't we leave

this to the police?

Come on, we are police.

Wanna bring along

your mum to help?

Fei, stop this nonsense.

You have been so hooked up by this case.

They are now after us.

You think that's great?

The house has now blown up.

What more do you want?

This has nothing to do with him.

Haven't I pay you the

housekeeping money?

We are not living here for free.

My home has blown up.

I didn't even say a thing.

You didn't say a thing? You have been

complaining the moment we rushed out.

Where is your boss?

What do you want?

He is trying to blow us all up.

That proves he is up to something.

If we want to get him arrested,

we need to prove that he is

storing drugs at his depot,

right?

Are you asking me for

a favour, Fei Fei?

Sorted out the officials?

Yes, no worries.

Just make sure no

one is in our way.

Mr Hung.

Fetch a chair for the officer.

- Dig in.

- No thanks.

We are both bastards.

But you like to get

your nails polished.

And me? I like to be a cop.

I have poor EQ,

I get mad easily.

If someone is

disturbing my family,

I am going to make him suffer.

Your sausage stinks.

Do you know where you are now?

Know what it means to be posh?

Don't you try to blackmail me.

I run a property business.

Whoever's house is in my way,

I'll knock it down.

If you want a

comfortable retirement,

get smart.

You civil servant.

I am talking to you.

- Don't touch me.

- Stop right there.

You.

Here comes another small-fry.

I thought this is

an exclusive club?

Brother Hung, Hi, Brother Hung.

Don't you brother me,

you wimpy shrimp.

Sorry manager.

He likes to use toilets

in classy places.

I'll lecture him later.

Sorry about that.

Sorry Brother Fei.

Someone called the police.

So we have to do something.

How about going

back with us first?

How about cuffing me up as well?

Did you call the police?

They are taking mum and uncle Chan's

verbal statement at the station.

Bullshit

Sweetie,

found it yet?

Tell him what is this.

Stay away from drugs.

Not those.

Stand Firm,

Knock Drugs Out!

This is my retirement

countdown calendar.

900 days.

I just need 900 days of

peace and I am done.

The listed firms are all inviting me

to join their board of directors.

I'll be taking care of all

their security projects.

All I need is to stay

away from trouble.

No blunders, no flub-ups,

and I'll retire safe

-and worry-free, too.

- Boss

they are offering you the job two

years before your retirement.

Doesn't that make you one

of the corrupt scums?

Who doesn't want a second career when

you are off the government's payroll?

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