Buddy Cops Page #6

L...l am really...really...

Tell me about it.

People always think

I am weird and sissy.

Aren't we the perfect match?

Hey, Johnny,

have you ever thought

of your future?

Future?

I want a family of my own.

Get a nice wife.

Don't chase after me...

Babe,

from now on,

no other woman will

ever sleep with you.

Babe, you are up?

Shall I make breakfast for you?

But you have to see

me off to work.

Oh wait,

you work for Mr Hung, right?

Do you know what did Lau Jing

do for Hung?

Lau Jing?

He used to work for

Hung at the depot.

But Hung never brought along

when he was meeting Lau.

I don't know what

he did exactly.

Where is the depot then?

Are you asking me for a favour?

I guess you know

what you need to do,

Babe?

Morning, Ms Lo.

What's that?

Over here.

When we do our investigation,

we mustn't pull out guns.

Otherwise we might

attract their attention.

So I brought along

this erectable rod.

This is no joke.

It is called the "King

Kong" erectable rod.

See?

It is shrunk.

And now stretched out again.

Handy.

My weapon of choice.

Do you know what you

are talking about?

- You don't understand?

- Of course not.

No idea what you just said.

Which way?

Right.

This baton of yours,

can you sell it

to me after this?

I want to teach

this guy a lesson.

Certainly.

Don't forget to shoot

video when you use it.

It is all empty here.

Hey, go check out the

containers will you?

What?

Those are all empty.

There is nothing

but coffee beans.

Boss doesn't run any coffee

bean business though.

There is nothing in the depot.

How do you investigate?

The coffee beans

are to deceive the sniffer dogs.

Even if that's true, the

stuff are all gone already.

What can you do?

That's why we are here.

Hey, open the door,

you son of a b*tch.

What wind blows you

here, Pok Sir?

I am Chan Sir, you

son of a b*tch.

There are so many different

kind of drugs nowadays

Actually these are my medicines

My style of my medicine are

more than the buffet set

- You may die soon then

- How nice of you!

Check what was this

being put together

with before you die.

Then was then and now is now

Back then, Methamphetamine

and Cocaine,

I can tell by a sniff

Now I can't smell anything even

feces is right in front of me

Hold on

Your nose is bleeding

Half past, just about time

The Drug Squad got

a secret weapon.

Follow me.

My colleague

got an extremely good nose.

She can smell stuff

that are undetectable

by the police dogs.

Just a couple of days ago,

we were at Yuen Long.

She could tell the what's

in Fat To's dishes

from the wok he used.

But I've heard that she doesn't

get along with people,

and hang outwith stray

dogs all the time.

She acted strangely

this morning.

She did mention something

like...a break up.

And was beaten by the boyfriend.

Don't bother to hide,

she can sniff you out.

Slept with her yet? No?

Hooked her up? Or the

other way round?

Dumped her?

Dated her?

You ruined her face?

What happened?

Can it be saved?

Are you kidding me?

She's your type?

Dude, you must have

gone through something.

Or...you are masochistic?

Dad caught him wanking.

When was that?

That serious?

Last night.

Man, we know how it feels.

I didn't gang up

with him on this.

Come on, put your

feelings aside.

Remember, you owe me...forever.

Okay,

I'll get all your condom

supply from now on.

Go do the talking.

You are back finally.

So you realise you are wrong?

I am sorry.

Never mind.

Never blamed you for that.

But I always wanted to go to

Verona with my sweetheart.

It is the home of Juliet.

All right. Sniff

this package for me

and I'll go with you.

Pay me the deposit first.

Very well...

This is even more

crowded than Huanggang.

Why don't we just

go there instead?

It is lively here.

The Peak has always been

a special place for me.

Mum and dad used

to bring me here.

Good times.

You know,

I have never been

to the Peak before.

Well then, that's good.

I have been daydreaming of

the perfect date

ever since a kid.

We have got a whole list of

things to do today.

See? 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...

Help! Big deal.

There aren't much

you can do up here.

The view, the wax statues,

ice-cream, balloons and photos.

That's all.

Chop-Chop-

Sorry,

he's just a little shy, enjoy.

Go over there.

You know the peak well, huh?

Wax statues, ice-cream

and photos.

Who did you go with?

With you of course. Who else?

You even got a stomach

ache from the oysters.

Don't get snappy with me.

Right, I forgot. I'll

spare you this time.

Kong gals...

Let's get started.

Right, item 25, let's go.

Lamma Island. Fei Fei, look!

That's Kwun Tong.

Lamma is over there.

Yes, I meant Lamma.

- And that's Sai Wan.

- Wan Chai

Don't you have any

sense of direction?

Why I do I need that?

I just follow you around.

Remember that

restaurant we went to?

The curry was cold,

and the salad was warm.

Oh, and that waiter.

I almost punched

him in the face.

He told me Indians

like their curry cold.

Outrageous.

You used to do so

many drugs, huh.

You memory is not so

screwed up after all.

That was the happiest

days in my life.

How can I forget that?

That's Sky 100.

Never been there before.

It must be fun jumping out

-from the 100th floor.

- Hey, not again.

I didn't ask you

to jump with me.

Don't ever jump off

buildings you troublemaker.

Just do your

occasional trip over.

If I really trip over,

will you hold me up?

No way

if you do it on purpose.

Of course I will hold you up

if it's an accident.

Pinky swear.

So childish,

Typical Kong gals.

Thank you very much.

You are so kind.

So...You got some

terminal disease?

What are you saying?

I may look innocent,

but I am not stupid.

You hang outwith me

all day at the Peak.

You must be with some

terrible illness

or you are keen to

get rid of bad luck.

You look kinda sincere.

So I'll help you anyway.

Can you really cure

people from bad luck?

I don't know.

But they always disappear

after the first date.

Don't worry about that.

You have been so kind to me.

You will be rewarded

one way or another.

Well, I consider

myself a lucky guy.

I don't need any extra luck.

How about I buy you lunch?

Excuse me...

Hey.

Hey. Excuse me.

Hey.

Okay, okay.

They'll ignore you unless

you speak Mandarin.

Leave this to me.

Go sniff the package.

Waiter, take our order.

Please, take a sniff

at the coffee beans.

Were they placed

together with other stuff?

I'll give it a shot.

Miss,

we do not allow

outside food here.

She...she is not eating.

She is only smelling.

Did you see her eating?

Are you sure? Done thinking

with your bottom already?

Shut up and take our order.

What are you ordering?

A lemon tea

-and hotdog for me.

- How about this lady?

A sandwich and mineral

water for her.

Still or sparkling?

I don't care,

as long as it is free.

I want a "pee zer".

Sorry?

"Pee zeeer"

Pizza.

Pizza.

A "pass tor" for me please.

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