Buddy Cops Page #5

Didn't it break

down a few times?

So three more here.

All right, stop counting.

What? You don't like it?

I'll never cut my wrist then.

I'll never cut and

never do drugs.

You do drugs?

I was high on drugs

when you saw me grinning

last night, didn't you know?

I am not a regular user,

only when I do

compensated dating.

I'll never do that again. Never.

Well,

what will you do then,

if you quit all your "hobbies"?

I'll just look at you,

from day to night.

Hey, who sent you that

message just now?

I thought she was just

joking at the beginning.

But then I figured that she

really had nothing else to do.

Hey,babe?

What are you doing?

Do you miss me?

I am in a meeting.

I'll call you back.

In a meeting? Why are

you on Whatsapp then?

Who are you chatting with?

Darling.

Nah, we have done it

twice last night.

I read through all

your messages.

Who is Fat Wah?

Fat Wah?

Just an inspector.

Is Fat Wah a woman?

Why did she say,

I miss U, baby, Kiss Kiss.

Oh, that one.

It is an important

piece of evidence.

That's why he sent

it back to me.

Go call up Fat Wah now.

Don't move!

Hello, yes?

I am working, what do you want?

It won't take long.

Just one question.

Go shoot, darling.

What is your Facebook password?

What?

Why? You can't let me know?

She takes away my clothes

whenever she showers.

If I don't sneak out,

she is going to cut

off my willy one day.

What are you doing honey?

I was about to switch on the TV.

TV'?

How am I supposed to hear

what you are doing outside?

Right.

Come on, go back to bed.

Darling.

What...what are you doing?

Mind your own business.

Don't go.

What are you doing.

Oh, sh*t.

Shame on you.

Running around topless.

You b*tch, you are naked anyway.

Nuts.

Oh my god.

That's Hong Kong girls.

They are so agreeable before

entering the relationship

And then all clingy

once you are couple.

You are a virgin,

what do you know.

Maybe that's why your

dad got scared away.

She's my mum. You

can't say that.

Why are you here, dad?

Something wrong with mum?

No, just go-

What is that face for?

Be quick.

Uncle, meal is ready.

Where are you?

See that?

We are screwed if we don't bail.

What about mother then?

- No idea.

- There is nothing we can do.

Just make sure you

don't eat anything.

Fei Fei, you are back?

Oh, you must be Johnny.

That's right.

I've made you dinner.

Go wash your hands.

Ah, right.

I almost forgot the dinner

appointment with my colleague.

Now you mention it,

I got an appointment

with my colleague too.

You too?

Yes...dinner with you.

But I have cooked

for both of you.

Dad, dad loves

home-cooked meals.

- Dad.

- Uncle, how about you?

L...l...

- Damn.

- Do you know

how much effort and

time I have spent

cooking this meal?

You are turning me down

without even trying it.

How heart-breaking it is.

Call the cops.

No way. I am Police.

If anything goes wrong.

I'll shoot her.

Don't stand in my way, okay?

All right.

We'll have it.

Excellent!

It is all ready, dig in.

Good.

Bessie made everything tonight.

Except the soup.

Amazing.

You are such a pretty girl,

and a good cook, too.

Fei, you should bring her

home for dinner more often.

O...okay.

Uncle, auntie,

Johnny,

Fei Fei, bon appetit.

Bon appetit.

Auntie, try this pork.

Thank you, thank you.

I have gained so much

weight recently.

I am not eating. Only

the soup will do.

You go ahead.

Uncle, try some.

Dad, don't worry about me.

Go eat.

Drink some soup.

Fei Fei, let me spoon-feed you.

Open up, I am spoon-feeding you.

Um...delicious.

Have some soup.

Johnny.

Go have some.

Try the drumstick,

it's good for you.

Why aren't you two eating?

Are they not good enough?

Want some more?

Auntie Gill, I know there are a

lot of creepy crawlers around.

So I have bought

this one for you.

Bessie, how considerate you are.

I must hand you a big

red packet later.

Thank you.

Right, do you need

to work tomorrow?

No.

How about staying overnight?

Great!

Johnny, go set up shop in

the living room tonight

and leave your room to them.

Understand?

Do as I said, now dig in.

Fei Fei, I have found

these in your room.

I have a feeling that

they don't belong to you.

If they are yours,

I'll be very upset,

YOU know?

Dad...

Johnny.

How many times have I told you

not to leave stuff around?

Go take care of them.

Me'?

Yes, you.

Johnny, you have been

watching those stuff?

That's gross.

They are really bad for you!

Promise me,

never watch them again, okay?

So humiliating.

Sorry everyone.

Go on, keep eating.

"Weapon firing in Progress

- Keep Out"

I was trying to find

out what was that

We are men, don't be

that embarrassing

As long as you don't over

do it, it is good for you

No, I was just scratching

This is called "Auto scratcher"

Amazing at scratching

Let me tell you

Before I met your mum

This really helps me a lot

But I no longer need it now

Don't worry, I cleaned it

If you want to be more comfort,

better use some lotion with it

Vaseline or lemon juice can do

If you really don't have any,

ketchup or salad sauce could work

Dude, you have taken my seat.

Your seat?

We are Mr Cool and Mr Awesome.

This park is our turf.

Get the hell out of here!

I am not going, why

should I go anyway?

Stop bothering me.

Just leave me alone, all right?

This guy really got

nothing on him.

Have you got family?

Don't mention family.

I have been bullied

by the newcomers

ever since mum got remarried.

Stepdad even caught me with

my pants down jerking off.

Oh, got caught wanking?

That's totally traumatizing.

When was it anyway?

What when? Just now!

Just...just now?

You are jerking off because

it is all in the hormone.

There is a much bigger

world out there.

Go get yourself a girlfriend

and you will be fine.

I'll show you this

girl, she is nice.

Let's get going.

A very refined one.

Come on, let's go.

Such a kindhearted girl.

She feeds them every

night at the park.

Not only is she sweet.

She also has a super power.

There is this old man

with a broken leg.

She dined with him once,

and he was cured right away.

He even got a

promotion afterwards!

She is a very special girl.

The healing-type.

No, she is feeding the puppies.

I don't want to bother her.

Chill, bro.

You can't judge a

book by its cover.

Why don't you learn to

appreciate her inner beauty?

Yes, that's right.

Mr Cool, Mr Awesome,

Hello.

Princess, let me introduce

a new friend to you.

He is...

- Johnny.

- Let me introduce myself.

I am petite princess.

Pleasure to meet you.

I have just met you

but it feels like I

have known you forever.

Too close, too close.

Thanks, thanks.

Sorry about that.

That's okay.

I get it.

No one ever

laid eyes on me for more

than three seconds.

They only

care about looks.

They tease and bully me even

when I try to help them.

It is hard to find people like

Mr Cool and Mr Awesome.

They never ditched me

and are always supportive.

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