Buddy Cops Page #4

Come on.

Aww, mummy's boy

Oh, you have to do that later.

Good night.

Dad, dad.

You just saw it.

Give your best shot tonight.

Don't leave her unsatisfied.

Know what I mean?

Cut that crap.

Dad,

Go, go, go!

What? Nothing is on TV,

why are you weeping?

I have hidden the pills away.

That's impressive.

Your mum is crying out loud.

That's my mum!

Maybe it is not dad who is

gaining the upper hand.

It sounds like your

mum is in control.

Oh, shut that.

- How's that?

- Oh, that's great.

Would have been greater

if I have my pills with me.

Hey, hey-

I'm asleep, I hear nothing.

To be frank,

your mum is in good shape.

She looks kinda young.

Teddy. . .teddy...

Let me tell you,

Dad and I

have long wanted to

kick your master out.

We have a plan.

We'll put up with this

lame duck for now.

Once dad has

settled down with his mum,

I will play her

against your master.

We'll ask her to change the will

and snatch the house from him.

Then kick this guy out

and sell him off to Bangladesh

to do go-go dance.

What do you think?

Didn't I tell you,

they will be fine?

Fine?

It is not going to be fine.

No way!

Why?

I am not boasting,

but my son has

always been gentle.

He never gets into fights.

Oh man, this girl is hot.

How can they come up

with positions like this?

No...no...

You hear that sound?

All the yelling

It's coming up now.

Really?

Take off her panty!

Stop watching porn at the

middle of the night.

This is disgusting.

Don't throw your stuff at me.

You are disgusting.

Underpants? Sh*t...sh*t...sh*t.

Stop yelling.

I only wiped my mouth with that.

Don't worry.

Dude.

You have ruined my

special collection!

Hey, don't touch my Jeremy Lin.

Why can't I touch your stuff?

But you can?

What are you two doing?

He ruined my collection.

Darling, what can we do?

This is only the first night.

We are doomed.

Stop fighting-

What? Monitoring him?

You two are brothers.

You are always with him anyway.

Even I didn't tell you.

I have got a complaint from

the Complaints Council

They said you harassed Mr Hung.

Did he speak to the

Security Bureau or what?

Of course not.

He spoke directly to the

Chief Executive, so he

called up the Security Bureau.

The message was then

passed to the Police Chief

So did the Chief gave

you a telling-off?

The Chief called the

regional office.

And it was passed on to my boss.

Then to me, finally.

I am a small potato.

How would the Chief speak to me?

You are right,

if you were blasted

by the Chief directly

then you are somebody.

If he is blasting me,

you are the first one

I am going to whip.

I want you to do it

because I trust you.

We are warned by the

Security Bureau

all because of

that Chan Kin-fei.

If this happen again,

we'll all be fired.

Please,

don't touch the rich guys.

Okay?

Touch me if you want to.

I'll be on my pension soon,

All right?

Please?

Pension...

I beg you, please.

Okay, okay, all right.

Are you nuts?

Don't mess with Guan Gong.

- Pardon me, pardon me.

- Have you ever

seen Guan Gong munching chips

and chocolate biscuits?

Also, people offer

Guan Gong chickens

but never a toy bird.

Are you giving him the bird?

How dare you say that?

That's none of your business.

They have their own culture.

This is a trendy department.

You should try to blend in.

You'll be transferred to

the back office soon.

You kidding? Back office?

Back office is the best.

Fixed hours, no over time.

Paper work as easy as ABC

and plenty of hot chicks

in short skirts too.

Anyway,

keep an eye on him 24-7.

Like a pair of conjoined twins.

Don't piss off Mr Hung again.

Once you are done with this,

I'll transfer you back.

Why are you following me?

It's Madam Chu's order.

Would you die if

she asks you to?

I am not following you.

You are going back

home, so do I.

Want me to beat you up?

Brother Fei, is that you?

The kingpin wants to see you.

I knew it.

No, wait. I need to go in too.

Brother Hoi.

Now what?

Are you letting me to sit?

Get your hands off me.

Tea?

Interestingly enough,

the first brew is always

bitter.

Want to throw it away

The sweetness

only comes off after

the second brew.

You are not summoning

these fellas to escort me

to tea, right?

Show some respect,

this is Brother Hoi.

What the heck are you doing?

You want my attention?

Sorry, Brother Hoi.

Not to me.

I am sorry, Brother Fei.

Put your hands to

work, will you?

You little bastard.

Have you seen my daughter today?

I did, but I was at work.

I don't care.

- You have met her, that's it.

- So what?

I have been around for ages,

and I'm not scared of anyone.

But this daughter of

mine is worrying me.

She used to be glum all day.

Wrist cutting,

drugs, you name it,

so depressing.

But not today.

She is all cheerful

after seeing you.

See it for yourself,

it is even on weibo.

Kiss, Kiss.

Made my day.

To be honest, she

only listens to you.

Quit the police,

it is a waste of your talent.

I have got only one

daughter, you see.

What can I do to make you

work for me?

All right, if you quit

being a gangster,

I'll quit being a cop.

You son of a b*tch.

Okay, you got balls, cheers.

Oh, so you are really

befriending gangsters.

Of course not.

I only dated her

daughter before.

Good that you two

have broken up.

Police and triads,

makes the perfect

star-crossed lovers.

What's wrong with that though?

I only realised how

pathetic I was after

dating his daughter.

It is kinda gay for

two of us to hang out

on valentine's day.

Why don't we go

home and jerk off?

I did this morning.

Dude, but I haven't.

Be patience.

Couples argue on

valentine's day.

Chicks would all lose their

minds after breaking up.

And what's next?

They hook up with

some random guy.

Tonight, we are going

to be that random guy.

You always carry that

dumb look on you face

but you are kinda

hawkish inside.

Well, I make do with

whatever is available.

Babe.

Why were you chattering

with the waitress just now?

I didn't.

- Leave this to me.

- You didn't? But I saw everything.

Hey, sweetie, listen.

I really didn't.

Stop right there, Police.

Are you okay, miss?

Was he bullying you?

Yes.

Give back his crappy gift.

I am not taking this.

Don't worry, we are Police.

We can protect you.

Why are you bullying her?

She is such a hot chick.

What's wrong with you?

Sir, I didn't.

She is not hot by the way.

What did you just say?

Your ID card.

Take out your ID card.

There you go.

Chan Kwok-fung...Break up with

this kind of scum already!

Miss, were you looking for me?

I am heart-broken.

Heart-broken? You

look happy though?

Is this curable?

Oh, that's a deep cut.

What can I do then?

Go home with me. You will be

fine after an injection or two.

Morning.

I got this when I

had a row with dad.

And this one after a fight

with the first boyfriend.

That one when my boyfriend

bought me flowers.

This one when the Ngong

Ping cable car broke down.

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