Buddymoon
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- 2016
- 80 min
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A COUNTRY:
ON WHICH THE FOO OF CIVILIZED MAN
HAS NEVER TROD.
THE PARTY:
AND SPIRITS."
"ZEALOUSLY ATTACHED
TO THE ENTERPRISE
"ENTERTAINING, AS I DO,
THIS MOMENT OF OUR DEPARTURE"...
..."AS AMONG
THE MOST HAPPY:
OF MY LIFE."
FROM THE JOURNALS
SO, DAVID ZARA
FOR WILLIAM CLARK.
ANY HEIGHT.
YOU KNOW, DAVID,
I GOTTA SAY,
WE'RE BOTH HUGE
"LITTLE GENIUS" FANS.
AH, MAN, HUGE.
COOL, GUYS.
YES, THANK YOU.
BUT, YOU KNOW.
IT WAS LIKE, HE'S A...
LITTLE GENIUS.
- OH, WOW, WAIT.
AND THE CATCHPHRASE--
-"DOES NOT COMPUTE."
-OH, YEAH, YEAH.
- OKAY.
THE ROBOT-- "LITTLE GENIUS"
-WHO SAID THAT.
-OH.
BUT I WAS LIKE:
THE STRAIGHT MAN,
LIKE, "AWE."
YOU KNOW?
UM, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
HEY, WELL,
SURELY.
PACIFIC. PACIFIC.
MERIWETHER?
MERIWETHER,
STOP PADDLING. YON.
IT'S THE PACIFIC!
I CAN'T COME TO
BECAUSE I AM ON:
MY HONEYMOON.
WHEN I GET BACK.
HI DAVID, IT'S FLULA,
YOUR BFF FOREVER.
I KNOW PROBABLY:
BUT DON'T WORRY.
YOUR BEST MAN:
GASSY BALL.
BYE-BYE.
GOOD MORNING, DAVID.
HEY.
OKAY.
LOOK WHO'S HERE
NO?
THESE RAYS:
HAVE NO EFFECT?
HERE, HAVE A BOTTLE.
OOH, ROS.
I LIKE IT.
SHE TAKES:
I HAVE A:
LIFETIME SUPPLY:
OF ROS.
-WHAT'RE YOU WEARING?
-WHAT AM I WEARING?
DAVID,
YOU KNOW MARSUPIALS
ACTUALLY TRAVEL:
IN PAIRS, THOUGH.
"FROM THE PEN OF WILLIAM CLARK.
EVERY GREAT JOURNEY,
LIKE A GIANT REDWOOD
BEGINS, INITIALLY,
AS A SMALL SEED.
MERIWETHER LEWIS CAME TO VISIT,
INTO MY LIFE."
DAVID,
WHAT, A WEEK?
ON YOUR FACE:
AND YOUR BODY,
YOUR LEGS, TORSO.
WE WERE GONNA STAR OUR HONEYMOON TODAY.
ONE WEEK HIKE:
IT'S TOO LATE
-NO.
YOU'RE OUTSIDE,
ARE YOU LIKE JUST IN THE FORES AND NATURE WITH SOMEONE
ME AND FRANKIE:
OUT THERE.
BUT FRANKIE'S
NOT AVAILABLE.
YEAH, I'M AWARE
OF THAT, FLULA.
-THANK YOU.
-NO, I'M JUST SAYING,
SOUNDS LIKE A TRIP
MM.
IT WOULD'VE BEEN.
DAVID.
WHEN HE COULD NO MAKE THE SACK?
"RUDY,"
THE FOOTBALL MOVIE?
EXACTLY. "RUDY."
YOU ARE RUDY.
AND THESE OPPONENTS,
THE ENEMY TEAM, AND THE PEOPLE.
IN YOUR LIFE.
AND YOU'RE LIKE,
"WHAT THE-- HELP!
A SACK, PERHAPS."
YOU ARE TINY.
I MEAN, RUDY,
YOU HAVE FRIENDS.
YOU HAVE:
THE OTHER PLAYERS
ON THE TEAM,
THE TALL BOYFRIENDS
THIS IS ME.
AND THE CROWD:
RUDY! RUDY!
RUDY!
THIS IS ME, ALSO.
AND I'M THE GRASSES
AND THE SKY.
I'M-- I'M ALL
OF THESE THINGS, DAVID.
LET'S DO IT.
YEAH, SO, WAIT.
YOU WANT-- WHAT'RE YOU SAYING?
-NO, NO.
-AWFUL.
-NO, WE'RE DOING THIS.
RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!
RUDY.
RUDY. RUDY. RUDY.
-WHAT?
-RUDY.
-RUDY.
-RUDY.
OKAY, DAVID.
SO THIS IS MY FIRST HONEYMOON.
TELL ME,
WELL, IT'S GONNA BE
SEVEN DAYS,
SEVEN NIGHTS,
HIKE THROUGH:
THE WILDERNESS,
GORGEOUS VISTAS,
RUGGED OVERLOOKS.
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING, DAVID.
THERE'S A SPECIAL TREAT.
WILDERNESS LODGE.
YEAH, THAT'S...
ABOUT THIS.
HOW MANY BEDS?
ONE BED.
UH! GOT YOU!
-NO-- GOD, NO, NO!
A SMALLER BED:
FAIR ENOUGH.
WON'T YOU
I'M THE COUNTRY
GENTLEMEN:
I'M THE COUNTRY
GENTLEMEN:
MAGICAL CREATURES
-IN THIS FOREST?
YEAH, LIKE YETIS
AND LEPRECHAUNS, WEREWOLVES.
THE SASQUATCH.
I'VE SEEN PHOTOS
OF SASQUATCH.
WELL, I'VE SEEN PHOTOS
OF GODZILLA.
HAVE YOU SEEN:
"DIE HARD 2"?
"DIE HARD 2."
DOESN'T EXIST.
YEAH.
WHEN A FRIEND:
AND ANOTHER FRIEND
ARE GOING THROUGH
ADVENTURING TIMES
NOBODY KNOWS:
-WAIT, WAIT.
SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
HELLO?
SHUT UP.
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
YOU KNOW, I WILL HAVE
I'M REACHABLE.
OKAY, BYE.
WOO HOO HOO!
-YEAH?
-OKAY, I WENT IN
AND I'M GONNA FIND OU -IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.
-OH, DAVID, I'M SO HAPPY.
YOU-- YOU THINK
I'LL GET RECEPTION, RIGHT?
-YEAH.
N-NO.
NO, NO.
RIGHT NOW.
-YOU READY?
-YEAH.
I ENTERED US:
IN THE REGISTRY, DAVID.
THIS WAY, IF A SASQUATCH
OUR LIMBS OKAY.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
- HAHA! LET'S DO THIS!
- OH, YEAH.
BOUND IT, DAVID.
BOUND IT.
HO-HOO!
-ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, FLULA?
-I SEE IT, DAVID.
-I LOVE IT.
EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED.
MY ANTIDEPRESSANT.
SUCK IT IN, DAVID,
SUCK IT IN.
FOR YOU?
IT'S LIKE HEAVEN,
"THE WOODED COUNTRY,
THROUGH WHICH:
WE NOW PASS:
AND MOST BEAUTIFUL
BUT I FEAR:
THAT NOT ALL:
THE CONTINENT.
BUT FOR NOW,
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