Buddymoon Page #2
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- 2016
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OKAY.
OUR PACE A BIT?
OH, GOD.
HEY, DAVID,
WE'RE SLOWING DOWN.
GOOD GOD.
WHOA.
WOW, THESE, UH--
THESE PACKS:
ARE HEAVY, HUH?
-NO, NOT REALLY.
-PRETTY LIGHT.
- YEAH, I JUST, UH--
THINK THA MORNING BOTTLE OF ROS
COME.
-DAVID?
-OH, MY GOD.
-OH, MY GOD.
-DON'T LET THE TRAIL HIKE YOU.
YOU MUST HIKE:
THE TRAIL, DAVID.
COME.
HAHA-HAH!
YEAH!
FEEL IT IN:
YOUR LUNGS, DAVID.
OH, NATURE.
YOU'RE SO REFRESHING.
YOU'RE LIKE
AN ARNOLD PALMER.
YOU'RE LIKE A CIGARETTE.
YOU'RE FILLED WITH...
NATURE.
WOO AHH!
AH HAHA HAH!
OH, MY GOD.
WHICH I UNDERSTAND,
WHICH SCARES ME.
HOW FAR:
JUST TWO MILES.
REMAIN?
TO WALK FASTER.
YEAH, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, DAVID.
OH, DAVID,
WHEN SMALL THINGS
YOU CARRY THEM,
FROM MY FATHER:
-HERE.
-OKAY.
UGH. YEAH. SIEST DU?
YOU'VE BEHEADED
MY TOOTHBRUSH.
APPROXIMATE.
WE FIND A TRASHCAN.
-YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S, UH...
-EXCELLENT.
THEN YOU WILL:
MOVE FASTER, YES?
GOING ON A HIKE:
FOR SURE.
OH, LOOK, I FOUND--
I FOUND A PYRAMID
-OR SOMETHING INTERESTING.
-OKAY, WAIT UP.
IT'S DISAPPEARING QUICK.
THERE'S SO MANY GREA SOUNDS HERE, DAVID.
IS TO RECORD:
NATIVE SPECIMENS
IN THIS NEW PAR OF THE CONTINENT."
"MERIWETHER HAS TAKEN
EVEN EMPLOYING:
A SPECIAL APPARATUS
IN THESE PURSUITS."
IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIZING.
RIGHT NOW.
IN THIS ENDEAVOR."
-IT'S GROSS.
-AH.
RECORD MORE PHOTOSYNTHESIS
FOR MY SYNTHESIZER.
"AND I AM EAGER TO ASSIS IN THE PROCESS."
WHAT'RE YOU DOING, MAN?
I'M RECORDING SOUNDS
FOR THIS SONG.
WHAT SONG?
THAT I'VE EVER WRITTEN.
WRITTEN YET.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT'S
NOW IS FOR.
WAIT, STOP, STOP,
STOP, STOP.
-DO THAT AGAIN. NO.
-WHAT?
-BACK, BACK.
-WHAT?
LIKE, SHH, LIKE THIS,
-YOU DO IT.
AGAIN.
MORE.
-WHAT IS HAPPENING?
-SHH!
"THOUGH HIS METHODOLOGY
IS SOMETIMES PERPLEXING"...
"WIND TREE BLOW."
RECORD TOMORROW.
"I HAVE NO DOUBT THA THE PRESIDEN -AND FUTURE GENERATIONS
OF SCHOLARS"...
-OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
-MM.
-YOU KNOW?
-YEAH.
OF C-MINOR.
YOU DO?
IN A STANDARD TOILET,
OR COURSE.
-SORRY, WHAT?
-THE GORP.
-THE GORP?
-THE GORP.
-GORP?
-THE GORP.
-THE GORP?
-GORP.
-WHAT'S THIS?
-IT STANDS FOR, UM...
IT'S...
-OH, YEAH, SURE.
-THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, FLULA,
LEWIS AND CLARK:
200 YEARS AGO.
COULDA...
SLEPT RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD RESEARCH
THAT TREE?
-MM-HMM.
-NO.
YOU KNOW, TO LEAVE THE TEN -AND THEN--
CLARK HAD A SLAVE
NAMED YORK:
WHO DID:
THE ENTIRE JOURNEY
WITH THEM.
YORK ACTUALLY SAVED MERIWEATHER
CLARK WHIPPED YORK
AS A SLAVE.
-WHAT?
-AWFUL.
-THAT'S TERRIBLE.
-YEAH, IT'S DEPRESSING
TWEAK THE ENDING.
CLARK WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
CLARK WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE,
UH, I LOVE YOU.
-GO HAVE A LIFE.
-GO, BE FREE.
THAT'S MY TAKE.
JUST GO.
-I LIKE THAT, DAVID.
-THANK YOU.
-DO YOU KNOW
ANOTHER THING I LIKE?
-WHAT'S THAT?
FAST LUNCHES:
AND HARD HIKES.
OH, YOU'RE DONE.
DAVID, I'M FIGHTING TIME.
IN 60 YEARS,
WOW.
SO, SUCK IT, TIME.
I'M GONNA HIKE
ON YOUR FACE. RIGHT?
WHEN WE HIKE.
MEANS A TARDY BIRD
JUST-- UGH,
EATS GRAVEL:
OR, YOU KNOW,
SAND.
AND SMELL BAD.
COME ON, DAVID!
LOOK, DAVID, A HUMAN.
-HEY, THERE!
-UH! JEEZ.
GOD! JEEZ!
YOU GUYS:
JUST SCARED ME:
SO MUCH.
I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEBODY
IN A LONG TIME.
HEY, WHAT'RE YOU GUYS
DOING OUT HERE?
-OH.
THAT'S AWESOME!
CONGRATULATIONS.
WE'RE-- HE--
ON MY HONEYMOON, SO...
-HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER.
-LET'S BE CLEAR-- FRIENDS.
-WE ARE HONEY-BUDDIES.
A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE KIDS, RIGHT?
-YES.
-AWESOME.
-WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
-MAZEL TOV.
THANK YOU.
I'M REALLY HAPPY
FOR YOU GUYS.
SERIOUSLY.
WHAT IS IT?
I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.
WHAT'RE YOU HEARING?
IT'S GONE.
IS IT SASQUATCH?
-AH...
-IS IT A MINOTAUR?
-UM...
-IT'S A YETI.
WELL, UM, NOT--
NOT TO FREAK YOU GUYS OU OR ANYTHING,
BUT ENJOY:
YOUR TIME TOGETHER.
-OKAY.
-'CAUSE THERE'S
THESE, UM--
THERE'S WOLVES.
WAS THAT A WOLF?
YEAH.
THEY'RE GOVERNMEN EXPERIMENT WOLVES.
YEAH, THEY'RE PUMPED
WITH GMOS,
HUGE ANIMALS.
THEY'VE GOT THESE HUGE GIAN VELOCIRAPTOR CLAWS.
BUT, LISTEN.
HAVE A GREAT HONEYMOON,
JUST BE COOL, OKAY?
DON'T SWEAT...
BECAUSE THEY SMELL
THE SWEAT.
AND, UM, LISTEN,
A HONEYMOON PRESEN BECAUSE I LIKE YOU GUYS.
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
I GREW 'EM MYSELF.
I'M TAKING THIS
BECAUSE I WATCHED
THEM GROW.
THERE'S NORBERTO
AND REGINA.
AND, UH, RAUL,
AND SEBASTIAN--
OF THE FAMILY.
AND THEY ARE-- MM.
SO, LISTEN.
ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON.
ENJOY THE HIKE.
ENJOY MOTHER NATURE.
HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
"LITTLE GENIUS."
JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S IT.
"DOES NOT COMPUTE."
"DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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