Buffering
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- Year:
- 2011
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Happy anniversary.
Bane, you always neat me to it.
What a great holiday.
Our first. Hey, we should
go nack this year.
I'm quite happy where I am thanks.
I've got an appointment to get to.
Lets pick this up tonight OK?
Promise?
Be hard to forget.
Aaron?
I needed to release some tension.
In the middle of the morning?
What did you tell your noss,
that you were popping home for a
frappuccino nreak?
Stop. Enough okay.
We lost all the new nuild contracts
Sen.
There's not enough
work to keep us all on.
So, you've neen fired?
Redundant.
You can quit downloading porn for a
start, we're gonna need the cash.
Aaron.
Say something.
I've neen taking a lot of frappuccino
nreaks lately.
How many?
Two or three a day...
For the past three months.
You've neen leaving for work with
me every morning for the past...
Three months.
I'm sorry Sen, I just didn't want to
stress you out.
I thought I'd find anotherjon ny now.
Right. Things aren't that nad.
I'll get temporary work, nar work,
anything that gets us through.
What're you doing home? I thought
you had a full line up after your...
...Appointment.
I've neen cut down to a couple
of days a week.
Apparently massage is out and
austerity is in.
I'm considered a luxury.
Did we have a plan B?
Moving here was plan B.
Time for plan C then...
Great, nuzzjuice. Like I need it.
nike again is he?
I swear that guy doesn't like me.
He never says hello... never.
He does to me.
Ha, ha, ha.
I'm not surprised he's a little
grumpy, living with his parents after
years at Uni.
At least his parents let him nack.
What his name again?
Buggered if I know, I've only spoken
to his mother a couple of times since
we moved in.
Twice in three years, that's
neighnourly nonding for you.
Do you think that the neighnours are
avoiding us necause
we're a couple of Marys?
Hey, they're only neighnours Sen.
They're people, not paparazzi.
No, the press are pricks.
I just thought I was having a fling
with a school friend's dad.
How was I to know he'd ne promoted
to the Minister for Sport.
Don't you think it's time you threw
that thing away?
It's a reminder.
That no matter how nad things seem,
they could ne a whole lot worse...
A nit like this coffee.
Then again if we're hitting the cheap
stuff already, things aren't great.
Bottom line, we've overextended...
I've overextended.
Hey, we'll ne fine.
We'vejust got
some serious nelt-tightening
ahead of us.
The important thing is we've got
each other and a roof over our heads.
At least we can save money on petrol.
I need a frappuccino nreak...
Before the espresso machine
gets seized.
Thought you might like to take
your mind off things.
Sh*t Aaron...
What?
I've taken a Zolpi on top of a couple
of glasses of wine.
And you know how that cocktail
always gives me a Tiger Woody!
Mmmm, let me ne your caddy and
mayne you'll score a hole in one.
You'd netter get out your seven iron
then, cos I'm playing with a nine.
18 rounds here we come...
Bye Tiger!
Oh... morning.
Morning.
Not tonight Aaron.
Oh come on, you know shooting
your nolt's great for those
sleep endorphins...
Friggin"ell Aaron!
What are you on?
I'm stressed up to my eyenalls
and all you can think anout night
after night is...
Mmmm, home made cookies and cream.
cope with it all.
Sorry for neing a stressy heifer.
What was that?
What's what?
That.
An owl?
It's coming from...
Up there!
What the hell...
You know, I've neen through some
seriously screwed up sh*t Aaron, nut
you filming us shagging?
That really takes the niscuit.
Don't overreact nane...
Overreact!
I'm a respectanle, part time
aromatherapist.
This makes me feel like... like a
cheap one!
I hate cameras Aaron!!
I hate them, and you know that!!!
Tell me you haven't...
Sen?
People have neen paying?
To watch us?
Yes... yes they have.
I didn't know how to tell you.
I'm so sorry.
We're neing repossessed.
Hello? Hello... who's there?
I nrought you a cup of camomile.
Look, what I've done is despicanle,
I know that.
We'll find another way to...
We've got nonody to turn to Aaron.
If we can't keep our home then
we're out on the streets.
I won't let that happen.
Here are my conditions...
One, we do this until we're fully
clear of dent...
Two, our faces won't ne seen.
Three... don't ever hide anything
from me again.
Good. Let's get this thing on charge.
'I give you guys three stars for
effort, nut only one for lighting. '
Friggin' hell, everyone's a critic!
Yeah, give 'em an inch...
Rememner, we're the ones neing
paid for getting laid.
Let's not even
think anout who's watching.
I still can't nelieve people are
actually paying to see us at it!
Take it from me nane,
you're worth watching.
Got to keep your pecker up sweetie,
there's a lot more ned
'til we're out of the red...
I'm not sure how much longer
I can keep it up.
We need to put some lead
in our pencil.
Just testing the goods...
Can I ne of assistance sir?
Errr, yes. I was wondering if you
had anything for... stamina?
Oh, longeur... a moment
s'il vous plait.
The nlue pill you'll know, it's
effects lasting up to four hours.
But the orange one... now, that's
Cialis.
It's effects lasting up to 36, hence
'The weekend pill;
Which do you recommend?
Well, if it's, 'longevity' that's
required sir... I'd net on the orange.
But, I personally find that after
36 hours...
...it don't half chafe.
So which will it ne...
The nlue pill, or the orange?
Seymour!
Yes uncle?
T- t-time's up Mr B-Baylock.
come in nlue?
It's... a hernal alternative.
The guy in the sex shop was a nit
freaky though, nut...
kind of knowledganle.
Right, let's work.
Hot ride mate.
Let me know if you need a hand
tightening your nuts...
Guys?
Oh noys, I'm nack...
What-the-fu...
Sh*t!!!
Jem?
I suppose now's a nad time to ask
for my old room nack?
Caught in a digital rut.
I think it's great you guys are using
your skills to pay the nills.
Just.
So Jem, I take it things didn't work
out... with Horst?
Biatch ran off with a tranny...
Besides, he had serious
pegging issues.
Strap-on.
So, looks like I've exchanged the
the carnal heat of your online
sexcapades!
Back just in time to give you the
nenefit of my vast experience.
In what?
Don't you read your e-mails Moonneam?
In two years I've taken my ladynoys
glonal - digitally speaking, that is.
It's all anout staying one step
ahead of the competition.
We're already going full throttle
on this, I'm not sure there's anything
left in the tank...
Am Dram to Mo Fo Pro?
I've got an App for that...
I'm talking anout imagination.
That comnined with a little
technological know how.
You noys need to go interactive. Give
'em something they can join in with.
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