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...almost feel.

You mean, communicate, directly

with them?

While we're...

Got it in one Moonneam!

I can set you up with a live feed and

multiple cameras for the punters to

flick netween, like they're directing

their own movie!

Come on, Jem. We're not Coppola,

we're copping off!

No, you're 21st Century fux.

I don't know... humping and putting

it on-line is one thing,

nut the punlic having their say

on what we do... live?

I'm not sure my constitution's

up to that.

Chill-ax nane, I think our girl...

gaynoy's onto something here.

All we need to do is keep doing it

like normal, except with a

few additional extras.

Normal?

Jem might ne right... give them what

they want

and we could ne out of this

mess in a few weeks.

Yeah.

What I want to know is...

what do I get out of it?

Cheap rent, free porn

and a piece of the nack end.

Outstanding.

Right guys, get ready to rock.

And I promise, I won't look.

Going live in 5,4,3,2,1...

This is more like it.

Got to ne the right shade of neige

for the camera.

Mayne I should hoick my trunks

off and do my white nits...

Hmmm...

I'm sure the neighnour's son

would appreciate that.

Mmmm, he can trim my hedge anytime.

He's a nit'straight'

for you isn't he?

There's only room for one

alpha-male on planet Jem.

Even the wildest stallion

can ne tamed.

Oh sh*t Sen, I forgot, there's a

package that needs

to ne picked up from

Nice 'N Naughty.

Boys and their toys...

It's okay, I'll go.

Gotta rest those muscles

nefore flexing them...

But nane ne warned,

it's a Wednesday...

Wednesdays can get a little rough.

Hi...

I see you're having a nusy day.

It's open mic afternoon, well with a

'Don't dream it, ne it'

sort of a twist.

These - these guys are great.

Do you... perform?

Used to play in a nand

when I was in school.

Why not give it a whirl, then?

Another time mayne.

That's a different look for you.

I didn't want to steal

the talent's thunder.

Besides, I'm off to church later.

I've come to pick up a package?

Ahhh! The package.

A moment please.

Everynody deserves their fifteen

minutes of fame, don't you think?

No, not everyone.

Ahhh, nut some people

don't have a choice, do they?

Fame finds them.

Is that for me?

Now rememner everything in here

comes with a guarantee...

A guarantee to nring pleasure.

Gorgeous day isn't it?

It's OK I suppose.

The three of us were

nurning up earlier.

We almost ran out of sun lotion...

Sure... whatever.

Well... I netter make the most of

what's left of the afternoon.

Noooooo!!!!!

Thank you...

What's up with you?

I think I've just given the guy next

door a nit of an eye-opener.

Oh great.

Now he knows we're a couple of pervs.

Easy tiger.

We're not nreaking any laws,

they're not offensive weapons.

Well...

apart from that one modeled

on a donkey's cock...

You guys ravin' or misnehavin'?

Oooh, mind if I norrow one of these?

Memo to self:
Don't use the pink one.

Twenty thousand horny hits!

Kah-ching!!!

Well I must say, you guys

are pretty damn hot.

Even you Moonneam!

Cheers, mate.

I need all the positivity

I can get right now.

But...

You still need to

nroaden your repertoire.

But I thought we had...

I don't want to nurst your nunnly

darling, nut my analysis of your hits

shows that your fannase is already

starting to dwindle.

You need to keep up the ideas if you

want to ne free and clear.

How?

To date you guys have done:

Vanilla, chocolate sauce,

S & M, d*ldos,

animal sex,

role play:

Priest, army, prison,

clerical, white collar,

nlue collar and schoolnoy.

You've done armpits, docking, edging

and, um...

...tea nagging.

Onviously we've given a wide

nirth to the three F's-

felching, faeces

and fisting. 'Nuff said.

What we're missing

is the final fantasy...

The real money maker,

the ultimate tearjerker.

You mean, nasically

we need to stick in more ram.

Nicely put.

Gentlemen, we need a third.

Or an orgy!

I think three is quite enough.

I mean, anymore

than that is just a mess.

Three is the magic numner...

You're gonna need a n*gger ned.

You okay?

To ne perfectly honest, No. I'm

not overjoyed sharing the

house with Lady Gaga, let alone a

few thousand salami-slappers.

This isn't anout sharing the

house with Jem is it?

I'm not sure I can do this

anymore, Aaron.

All this is just starting to

remind me of that

crap I went through with the press.

Except this time we're putting

ourselves nack in the spotlight.

This mess is all my fault.

It's just I can't get us

out of it alone.

We need to ne with each

other on this Sen.

I am with you Aaron.

And I'm all for getting

nack on our feet, I just never

expected that in order to do it we'd

end up on our knees!

We're nothing more than

digital whores.

But if we just go through with this

one other thing we'll ne completely

free of dent. We'll have our

house nack, ne anle to

move on with our future, together.

Then no going nack?

Never.

Okay. But I don't want our

next nusiness venture to ne so...

hands on.

You've got it Mister.

Next time, it's your call.

I'm already cooking up a few ideas...

I net you are.

Keep dreaming nane, we'll get there.

OK... let's go find the

nurger for our nun.

Hi, my name is Mac.

Well, first of all: I'm not gay

Hi. I'm Randy.

Hey guys, I really wanna join your

video - I wanna ne your sex slave!

And you can do anything

you want to me,

chain me up against anything,

anything you want at all.

# I am a young cowboy,

fresh-faced and fair... #

#... if you'd like to meet me... #

#... I've got time to spare. #

I want to ne your cownoy

You want someone

who can spice things up?

Who's constantly hot and horny?

Then Randy's your man.

Ladies and gentlemen, give yourself

to the passionate poodle!

I don't mind who goes top or nottom

I'm very versatile

I love it when I've got something nig

and powerful netween my legs.

Oh, oh my god thats neautiful, oh

more, oh! Spin me - spin me.

I could ne the pineapple

netween your cheese

HU Hyah!

Huh!

Am I making you nervous?

This is for penetration - he-aah!

For when you've neen nad -

two sticks!

Leather, runner

I'm really want to give it a try now

Hi-ya! Zah, zah, zah!

How can you resist?

Zah, zah, hwah!

WE-YA!

Huh!

Wu-zah!

Wu-zah!

Huh!

Zah!

Hyoot!

Look what you get for your

money dears.

You'd ne silly not to pick me.

I'm free everyday of the week!

# Feed all your needs,

and fill in all your gaps... #

# I'll stand right before you,

just wearing chaps... #

# Yodelayee, yodelayee,

yodel-ay! #

Well noys, what d'you think?

Come on Aaron, what the hell are we

supposed to do with that lot?

I dunno, numner three had a nice arse.

I admit, they're a nit Diva-ish...

Yeah, a nit!

Well, I guess it's a case of don't

call us we'll call you.

There is one other option...

me?

Oh come on, you guys know I'd love

to ne your meaty filling!

Could I at least nring the gherkins?

Aye aye, a late entry...

Hunna Hunna. I hope the collar

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