Bullets Over Broadway Page #10
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 98 min
- 3,141 Views
- I got some flowers for ya.
- Oh, a hundred orchids!
They could only be from Billy Rose.
Yes. They are! They're from Billy.
Oh, they're beautiful.
And you!
Oh! Fabulous.
Oh, thank you so much.
So sweet of you. [ Kissing ]
Listen, let me go and get changed, and
then I'll meet you at the Lobster Grill.
Could you order me
the shore dinner as an appetizer?
And I'll have roast beef
as the main course.
- How come you didn't
call me over the weekend?
- Oh, you were great.
- I was busy, my dear. I'm busy now.
- Oh, really?
- Excuse me. Could I just
have a word with you?
- No, my friends are up from town.
- We're just going to eat,
and I've got to get changed.
- You don't mind if we talk.
- We'll wait for you.
- We'll just be a second.
- Oh, well, I'll be with you
in two seconds.
- Bye.
- I can't be here. I mustn't--
- When I saw you on stage,
doing that big speech...
- Olive, I'm very tempted.
You're a gorgeous girl.
- you were so, so sexy.
- I mustn't be seen with you.
- What the hell is this?
A corset? Get it off.
- Don't!
- What, what, what?
What are you so nervous about?
- I can't be seen with you.
He threatened to kill me.
- Who threatened to kill you?
- Cheech.
- Cheech threatened to kill you?
Well, how do ya like that?
He finally got wise.
You know what? I wouldn't let it
worry you if I were you.
You're not the type to let some
strong-arm gorilla push you around.
Olive, essentially, I'm an actor. I take
on certain roles that require of me--
You weren't just an actor
when you were taking my underwear off.
You were a big shot.
You were sayin' to me,
"Olive, I have big plans for you.
I want you to star with me.
- Stop it. Listen, Olive--
- I make my own rules.
All this is true,
but we must be realistic.
- Realistic?
- God, I'm starving!
Do you have a sticky bun or--
[ Knock At Door ]
Open up. It's me, Nick.
Nick?
Nick Valenti?
- I'm dressing.
- Ah, c'mon. I ain't gonna see
noplace I ain't been before.
- [ Knocking ]
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
Hold your water.
- Hi, baby.
- Ah, there you are.
- You were swell in
the show tonight, Olive.
- Well, thank you.
- I thought so. Wasn't she, boys?
- Oh, yeah.
- What a thrill.
- Come on. Get yourself dressed.
- We got time to grab a drink
before I drive back to New York.
- Well, I don't know.
- Not tonight, Nickie.
I'm a little bit tired.
- Come on, come on.
You been puttin' me off
for weeks now.
- I'm a little bit tired.
- Since when you too tired
What a marvelous audience. I thought
the show went quite well, don't you?
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Valenti.
Darling, could you give me that
cue a little quicker in Act ll?
You know the one where your character
is quoting Hamlet?
Oh, well, you know, it's hard,
'cause I always forget the second part.
Yes, I know.
It's "or not to be." Okay?
Because I can't come in until you
finish your line, and I go "ooh."
- To be--
- Or not to be.
That's the way it goes. You're tired.
You're not taking it in.
[ Laughing ] And did you notice the
way the audience applauded your exit?
It'll go better next time if you
make it through the doorway
and not the upstage wall.
- [ Barking ]
- Oh!
[ Olive ]
Get the pooch outta here.
[ Eden ] Mr. Woofles.
Oh, he smells something.
- You got somebody in there?
- Yeah, right, I got somebody in there.
- Here, pooch, take a hike.
- Come on, darling. Protecting Mommy.
- Bye-bye, bye-bye.
- What's he barkin' at?
- I think you were talkin'
about the broad.
- All right, party's over.
Come on, guys. Get outta here.
I gotta change.
Nickie, you too.
One drink, all right? Let me change.
- So who's this Hamlet guy?
- Come on. Outta here.
- Go on, go on.
- Does he live around here?
Hamlet. That's really
funny, honey. Bye.
[ Whispering ]
Go on! Get outta here. They're gone.
Go on! Get outta here. They're gone.
Get outta here. Go on, go on.
No, no, no! Not that way.
The window, the window.
Go on. The window.
I'll be out
in a minute, Nick.
-Oh, my goodness. Warner! Hello, Warner.
-It was a lovely performance.
- Oh, thank you very much.
That's sweet of you.
- We enjoyed it so much.
- Oh, yes, well, did you like the play?
- I loved the play.
- It's a smashing part.
- The second act was wonderful.
- Beautiful scene.
- It's lovely working
with Helen, of course.
- She's so good. She's just lovely.
- She just carries one through.
Could you possibly
give me an autograph?
- I-l'd love to.
I don't have a pen on me.
- Oh, you don't?
It's her. That's what it is. I can't
keep turnin' a blind eye. It's Olive.
She's better than
when we started.
- Sure, she's better.
That don't mean she's good enough.
- Well, I mean, you know--
- This is something
that just bothers you.
- Yeah.
- The critics-- Her notices were decent.
- Decent ain't good enough.
- She's killin' my words.
- Your words? Okay, she's
weaker, but it doesn't matter.
- Weak? I think she's doin'
more damage than you think.
- What am I gonna do, fire her?
- I can't have her ruinin' my show.
- Your show?
- What are you talkin' about?
- All right, our show.
- I put a lot into this.
It could be perfect.
- Yeah, so did I...
but there's concessions
we have to make.
- The show's a hit.
- She's not the best we could do
for the part.
- There's plenty other girls around.
- What are we gonna do, Cheech?
She throws the whole thing
out of whack. Can't you see it?
- The audience doesn't
know the difference.
- Oh, they know.
- They do not know.
- They don't know how to say it,
but they know.
Every time I hear that voice,
it's like a knife in my f***in' heart.
She can't act!
- You listening to me?
- Cheech, take a shower.
She makes stuff not work. Stuff
she ain't even in comes out twisted.
- I can't fire her! You know this!
- Don't yell at me.
I am not yelling at you,
but you are too close to this.
Leave me alone.
I got a f***in' headache.
- Leave me alone. I got a headache.
- You're being temperamental.
Very temperamental!
[ Narrating ]
Fate acts in strange ways.
Everyone seems to be
feeling the pressure of
our upcoming New York opening.
Yesterday, Warner got into a
fight with Eden, and the results
proved Cheech right yet again.
There you are. Mr. Purcell,
you have been stealing our
Absolutely not.
That's an outrageous suggestion.
- Then let me see in your pockets.
- Would I eat dog food?
You'd eat anything that didn't eat
you first, you big fat pot of helium.
- This is the sort of food I eat:
prime loin chop.
- Let me see.
I do not steal from animals. Get out
of my trousers, you horrid woman.
Look!
Oh, thief, thief, thief!
It was you that drank
her saucer of milk yesterday.
Ow! Ow!
You fat hunk of blubber!
- She pushed me!
- Ow, my hand! That's 'cause
you were stealin' her dog food.
Somebody ought to stick
a harpoon in you, you big whale.
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