Burlesque Page #2
- God.
- Can I use this?
Goddamn it! Don't touch my stuff!
Hey, waitress!
Sweetheart? Hey, over here.
One second.
Yo!
- Ladies?
- I'll have a vodka.
What can I get you?
One shot of Patrn...
...and tough guy with the hat
over there, he wants a Cosmo.
- What are you doing?
- One night.
If I'm not 20 times better
than b*obs-for-brains,
you don't have to pay me.
A kiss on the hand may be
quite continental
But diamonds
are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand-
Isn't that the girl that was
backstage just a moment?
I think so.
Hey, Jack, what's she doing here?
And so she is our new waitress.
And when did I make you
Head of Personnel?
She just picked up a tray,
started working.
- Really?
- Well, her name is Ali.
Ali.
Hey, Ali.
Look, this is cute, but come on.
Push up those b*obs.
Got them, show them. Work them.
And don't ever
go behind my back again.
- Yes, ma'am.
- And don't ever call me ma'am again.
- Yes, sir. I mean ma'am. I mean Tess.
- Get on the floor.
"Ma'am"?
What am I, my mother?
Yes, ma'am.
Up yours.
Tiffany's
Cartier
Black Starr! Frost Gorham!
Talk to me, Harry Winston,
tell me all about it
Excuse me.
your best champagne for the table.
Oh, and will you tell Nikki
that I'm here?
And you are...?
Marcus Gerber. And you are?
- Ali.
- Ali.
I'm here.
You're late, you're late
for a very important date.
Georgia went on for you.
What is that waitress doing here?
I want that b*tch out now.
What did she ever do to you?
She told me I look like a drag queen.
That can't be the first time
that's happened.
Get my spot.
Nikki, what are you doing?
are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
I've heard of affairs that you
must keep liaisonic
Are better bets
If little pets get big baguettes
Time rolls on, and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up
when you bend
You stand straight at Tiffany's
Diamonds! Diamonds!
I don't mean rhinestones!
But diamonds are a girl's best,
best friend.
Hey!
Ali. Ali.
Ali. Ali. What do you need?
Dewar's rocks, bottle of Dom-
And keep it coming.
Yep. So he's a regular, huh?
Marcus Gerber, real estate guy.
Dating Nikki. This week at least.
I wanna be up there. I wanna do that.
Question is...
- ... do you have the talent?
- I do.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- Positive?
- Yeah.
Good, because you're on.
I got a dentist
Who's over seven feet tall
Ooh, I've got a dentist, baby
The man is over seven feet tall
His name is Dr. Long John
And he answers
Every call
You know, I went to Long John...
It's simple.
I assume all
your financial obligations...
...buy you out...
...pay you a million
right off the top.
Five hundred each.
Where is the partnership that-? You
said there was gonna be a partnership.
How about a partnership?
Partnerships don't really
work so well with me.
- And that deal is-
- Very generous.
my final offer.
You know, not that I give a sh*t,
but why is it
that you want my club so badly?
I like it.
When I see something I like,
I have to have it.
Been that way since I was a kid.
That must have made you
very popular in the sandbox.
I did okay.
Do you know what you could
do with that money, Tess?
Do you know what you could
do with that money, Vince?
- Not now.
- Don't "not now" me.
The way I see it...
...you're in a fix
and I'm in a position to help.
We play this thing right,
and we all come out winners.
Yeah.
Remember, you got that balloon
payment due on the first.
Did you also tell him
I have a tattoo on my ass?
No. It's business.
I don't think you're gonna get
another opportunity like this.
So take it.
- No.
- She means not now.
No, no.
"Not now" means not now, Vince.
No means no.
Marcus, I don't care what
you're offering.
My club is not for sale.
Well, offer's on the table.
Thanks.
See you in the sandbox.
When he got done drilin' he said,
Ooh baby, that is gonna cost you
Ten
But if it ever starts in to throbbing
Come back and see old Long John
again and again
Oh, yeah.
Wendy! Do you have my makeup?
Drinks, ladies.
All right, white wine.
Tom Collins.
Which one of this is Nikki's?
- Both.
- Sh*t.
That was my shot.
Here's mud in your eye, Nik.
All right. Now I got a buzz,
and you gotta change. You're on.
What are you, my mother?
In case you haven't noticed,
Vince was talking to Marcus Gerber.
Yeah! Well, that's because Marcus
is trying to buy my club.
Mother of God.
Tess? Probably not a good time.
I know you're real busy
and I don't mean to interrupt
you or anything like that.
Hey! Did anybody talk to Dave about
the new vocals?
Ha, that's what just I've been
thinking about... vocals.
- All the girls lip-synch, right?
- Except for Tess.
But wouldn't it be great if we
actually heard the girls sing?
No. It wouldn't be great.
Honey.
People come here
...and to watch them lip-synch
to the great singers.
Okay! I hear you. I get it.
I really think, thinking
of ways just to make it better.
And I just don't understand why
we can't just try something different.
You know why you don't understand.
Because it's above your pay grade.
I don't really get what that means.
- Just hear me out one more time.
- No! No...
- This is a really good idea and-
- Ali, Ali, no- No. No. No.
Stop. Take her and remove her.
Okay, let's go. Come on, let's go.
I'm sure they need you back on
the floor, but thanks for visiting us.
All right.
Oh, this is not for anybody.
You look so beautiful right now.
I can't even tell you...
And you are so full of sh*t.
Goddamn it!
Ali?
You can just have a seat.
I'm gonna grab us both
a drink, yeah?
Oh, and here.
Call whoever you want.
Long distance, whatever.
- I can't.
- What do you mean?
I don't have anyone.
No parents or siblings,
aunts, uncles, anyone?
No one.
So you're not here to use my phone.
No, no, stop. Stop, please.
It's gonna be all right.
You can crash here.
Just please, please, stop crying.
Okay. Okay.
I'll take that.
Better?
Good.
Just one night.
Till it's light out and I can figure
out my next move.
Deal.
That's beautiful.
Who wrote that?
I did.
You wrote that?
Jack, that's... That's really good.
Thank you.
- You have more?
- Yeah.
Nothing that's ready to be heard.
Hey, Jack...
...why did you leave Kentucky?
Why did you leave Iowa?
Because I looked around
and realized...
...there wasn't one person
whose life I wanted.
Exactly.
Hey, Jack.
I'm really glad I don't have to
be alone tonight.
Get some sleep.
Morning.
- Coffee?
- Black.
Like my soul.
I took the liberty
of making breakfast.
I hope you don't mind.
Smells great.
She's pretty. Your sister?
- Fiance.
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