Burying the Ex Page #2

Good. Then be but someone who knows everything

obscure, except chess? E breakfast items, Max.

Lkwou just a milkshake!

Max. I'm so sorry.

Be Please do not be angry with me.

Kl'm not angry.

I just want to know what happened there.

Kl do not know. col...

Kl turned on. It was not about you.

It was that girl. They irritated me ongeloo? Gauge.

It went for ice cream, Evelyn. Ice cream.

You're right. Sorry. kl...

Sums wuxchk gewom 2o afraid

You're all I have and I do not want to lose.

You will not lose me, Ev.

Okay.

Thank you. Go to hell.

Waarjij all in rehab!

Who dur? there Bloody Mary & apos; s call?

- Hey, sexy.

Hey, you think you can just

break at work?

I have a surprise voorje.

You will have no regrets.

Really?

- Really.

Kl'm on my way.

Surprise!

No, Max! Not on the carpet!

It is hypoallergenic and

I would like to keep it that way.

Min debt.

Why? Is it beautiful or is it beautiful?

Aahehs andexs

Well, our hat is 100% green?.

Oh, literally.

Do you like the color nice.

It is made of freshly cut wheat grass...

no solvent, gi ish metal

or fragile organic components?.

Amazing. At have you done with my posters?

No worries. Which lie in the slide? A.

Oh my God. This is a joke, right?

You have them geruTneerd.

Max, Please. They were not even in English.

Daus no 2nd geimpmeerdwarew

Well, they took all the space on the wall to complete.

They were in pristine condition.

Do you realize how much they were worth?

Kl there was an advance on

a shop to pay it!

Again that idea from that store.

And if we indeed have

at the redevelopment of the decision?

Kl living hair too, Max.

- I know, Evelyn, I know.

But these kinds of decisions we need to take together.

Well, it was the birthday of my mother

and I wanted to do something fun!

Evelyn!

- Leave me alone, Max.

Come on.

Go away!

Travis no estoy aqui!

Kl said, & apos; no tengo el Rento & apos;

- Travis, open up. kl am.

Km

Jesus, man, jig looks bad.

Yeah, well, since Ju mourning Pikbijter

me from you at banished...

I'm not getting laid

can go. kl am completely dry.

Nae

You look not fresh.

Do you get any food from her?

Tofu, tofu, tofu.

The whole time just tofu.

Ugh.

- Kl know. kl know.

Kl skip most meals.

Not this. kl think this

Twinkie is no longer edible.

Twinkies always good.

Yet though. Every four weeks.

Eek? "

- Daavnawmden 2nd again eehaax

I did not know..

You want what?

- Sure.

You need to do something about that girl, man.

Kl mean, she's bad voorjou

and for me. Especially for me.

That's hetjuist. Evelyn and I...

it is not working.

- Will you apart?

Well, Evelyn is a very sweet girl and...

the sex is... insane.

Oh jg?

But they can sometimes completely painted? are.

Agreement.

Kl think we no longer fit together.

When are you going to drop the born?

Kl will start ringing.

Kl never dumped anyone.

Kl was always dumped.

Damn, man. A girl dump

is the easiest to a relationship.

Make it out by SMS. That's fast, easy and...

depending on your tariff plan, perhaps even free.

Kl can not make it by SMS.

Do not you have unlimited text messages?

We 'omen same "

That's your fault, man.

I can not help you.

You're not going to help me?

Okay. This is what you should do.

Choose a public place. Somewhere with lots of people.

If they could talk and you between your legs start to kick

, then anyone can call an ambulance.

That's me several years ago

happened before.

Dahs "oh Nev" oh dam

Explore it a day in advance.

Make sure you know all the escape routes.

A good a? Ocht is crucial.

Do not worry, man. Evelyn is a strong girl.

Who will be right back on top.

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All blog hosting we save the world.

Hey, with me.

- Bye dear. What's up?

Yes. EH ii]?

Kl'm up to my ears blogging.

I have a surprise voorjou.

At is it?

Kl does not want to spoil it.

Can we see each other...

in the dog park within 30 minutes?

Oh my God. Ikweetwat it is.

J Ah jg?

E've sen puppy!

Wait. It's another one from a shelter, right?

Just come in 30 minutes, okay?

Okay. Max, you're the best boyfriend terwereld!

Call an ambulance. Call an ambulance!

Evelyn! Evelyn!

Max?

You had an accident. Do not move.

The ambulance is coming.

Do not let me down.

Kl am hair. kl am hair.

Kl will not die. kl do not want to leave.

That does not happen. Together forever, right?

Forever and ever.

Evelyn!

Ev! Ev!

Evelyn! Please, Please. Evelyn.

Kl am voorje, brother. Okay?

The grief over the death of his wife...

became increasingly smart.

The house they had shared

so long together, a graft was Ombe?.

The beautiful flowers she had planted himself...

wilted to the lost blush of her cheek.

It Travis, man.

Open the door. kl know you're there.

Come on. kl swear I'm alone.

Do not make me use my keys.

All right, Max?

Apparently you have not had time

to put out all that stuff.

At? Too early?

- You're a dick.

Come on. You went

still break up with her?

Yep. And I have slain her instead.

That's bullshit and you know it.

Kl do not know.

Kl keep thinking that if...

I had persevered a little longer,

we would have found an equilibrium

We would have been happy again.

Kl refuse to let you talk like that and I refuse...

to let you rot in this legacy of your ex.

At should I do?

It's hard to mete

remember who I was before I met her.

Well, you liked going to the film and...

There happens to be a double bill

in the New Bevvanavond.

Will be fun.

Kl would like to you to go to the movies, but...

I actually have a date with that hot MILF, Jeanine.

Kl met her at Tinder and I would...

Use at the well.

No.

It was worth a try.

Good to see you again, brother.

Hey, ladies, Max stands on the street and readiness.

Delivered from the bitter pain of eternal death.

The woman was corrupt and dead in her own life.

Oh, Lord have mercy on the dead...

and give peace and happiness to the living.

CAT PEOPLE:

I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE

Hey, & apos; Fruit Brute & apos;! & Apos; & apos Fruit Brute?;

Ffie

3 m "me ma meex" We "? Oh God,

Kl hit a mud figure.

No, no, anyway. & Apos; & apos;, I Scream correct?

Yes! Olivia.

Max.

Apparently Val Lewton fan.

Well, the guy took

what a B-movie could be...

Pure arthouse! kl know.

Isje girlfriend hair?

No. She sought out other resorts on.

Sow um "gebeurerx

Kl made it just out with my friend, because...

he suddenly decided to become

a reborn Christian.

Yes, my ex could be quite extreme.

Not like this. It was...

no smoking, no drinking, no sex.

Kl hit the north lost altogether. kl was so...

Would someone Here you go to bed with me!

Immediately, baby.

- Oh my God.

That was bad.

Well, it was nice to meet you.

mm

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Hebje to do something now?

Now?

Because, you know, I was thinking...

You've never had the milkshake. If you want.

And I did all my clothes

and I stood before him...

and I said, Either you take Jesus Either you take me.

He chose Jesus.

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